G'morning b

g'morning b.
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

I love my wife
I think..,

does she suck your cock ? and not nag too much ?

What episode is this?

Bump for sauce

don't know.

Not since she got pregnant but normally yeah

That chick looks hot OP, but my phone won't webm. Who is she?

Lelz....bean bag...

I will not cull myself until all of my chores are done.

I'm a fuckboy who wouldn't want to upset my family

I'll give you one internet if you can tell me the episode

No reason really

Actually today's the day I do it . Gonna go have me breakfast first

congrats.
going to have a boy or girl?
You should make her give you head tho.
tell her you would get it else where if she dont

I want 2 and half internets, plus 1 darknet.

waffles ?

Sauce on this for all that is holy

"all that is holy"
that's pretty serious man.
What would Jesus say.

im gonna meet my gf and have a good time.
Maybe tomorrow...

God wills it

I actually like my life

Because I'm fuckin awesome

coz im to lazy and im a little bitch..

that's great user.

what makes you awesome ?

My wife gave me the most amazing blowjob last night. It was her birthday. I love my life.

Selena Green Vargas

pussy and weed keeps me going

I don't have enough money

The only jesus i know is the one that cuts my grass on mondays

Probably her

i already took my birth control pill

well that killed this thread. everyone is off bashing their little friend.