Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus - Declared by Tats c:
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Give all your shares to Lastation
>Most important:L̶e̶w̶d̶s̶ Have fun!

>Gamindustri Best Cosplay Girl Claimed

Mh..
I'm sure you know~

Being here doesn't mean that I'm not already doing that.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/kQAUlUVMkJw
youtu.be/sJSR5-VOlRc
youtu.be/seczKkTTCCA
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Britfag Maki claimed
Senpai bread! edition.

claimed

Best Type moon claimed

Germany claimed

Barry goodman best waifu (?

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Waifu Queen

Good share.

youtu.be/kQAUlUVMkJw

yui claimed!

Best Honk Waifu

little cutey~

I'm going for my run now I'll be back soon~

I miss playing the xylophone :/
:3

See you later Maki~

I'm trying to revise the daily reminder. What do you guys think?

What can I change


Daily reminder that Mr.Hands make the best puns. Hands down

Absolutely no one can outrun Emi. No one

It is impossible to lurk harder than Vigil.

Your life sucks. Drop out

Daily masturbation is healthy.

Praise the sun

Akiko claimed

Back from another dreamless slumber

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>click click

Hey Juri. What are you up to today

Nanala claimed

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If you're not putting "peach is life, peach is love" in there, you're doing it wrong

Hey Juri

>checked
Claw

Good day Homu

that's 3d get out of here

It is a good day for me except for being a bit busy, what about you?

I'ma going to catch some sleep.
You all have a good day/night.
Byee

Sleep tight!
>H

what the fuck?

I overslept and just woke up, went to the store and bought like 20 rolls of tp and 5 moots of salmon. How does that sound to you?

>tfw I'm here to witness Shizuru breaking her lurk
Night

don't let the bugs bite

>konata

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Syndra claimed

Wait what's tp? The salmon does sound great, one of my favourite fishes.

Clara Claimed

Greetings Marie. Just finishing a few reports I needed to write up, going to try and find the willpower to practice on SFV.

How've you been? Any good repeating digits recently?
Hello Akiko. How goes it, eat any good.. peaches?

Ice Annie is the cutest thing ;-; I don't like the hair but icy syndra looks nice too
i think he means toilet paper

Akiakane-claimed

Oh right... I got enough rolls to make a fortress here.

Oh would you look at that, someone really wants a kys

Hello there

Forgot pic

>tfw this skin is actually amazing but they won't make it because snow day syndra is already a thing

>what's tp
toiletpaper bruh
And yeah salmon is best fish. How do you eat it? I like it raw or steamed in the oven for a good 45 minutes. So tender it just falls apart like that

I ate a can yesterday night before I passed out, yes. Day has been somewhat unproductive since I only woke up and hour ago and it's 5 pm now

The hair. It's a frozen reference in case you didn't get it

You've been more active the last few days. How goes life?

Ooh. I think that these are all good additions, and not just because.

No Menmas in here?

We grill it mostly here.

I know, my nieces are obsessed with let it go (still) ;-; I just still think it looks bad but thats just cuz its someone elses hair
I like the tp with designs

I'm back.
Anyone know any good indie games?

Plug & Play

i dont have anything else to do so that migh explain that

its alright, mostly being lazy and not doing anything worthwhile

>It's only 11am here
>Tfw wanting to be 6 hours closer to your waifu
Ah, so you really do like peaches. Eh, there's nothing wrong with being incredibly lethargic once in awhile. I'm sure you'll find something to make this day eventful.

Good afternoon.

Hey there.

fag

necromancer the dance
the escapist
Ori and the forest

>tfw ur waifu is into bestiality

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youtu.be/sJSR5-VOlRc

I think grilled salmon tends to be too dry. Better to freeze it and then put in the oven at 90 degrees for anhour for maximum tenderness

>my nieces are obsessed with let it go
It's been 3 year man. They're beyond saving, just put them out of their misery

Hey lazy days, good days. No need to be busy all the time. Are you NEET?

After my waifu, peaches are my favorite thing
I doubt I'll make today exciting. I was supposed to go to uni and code there, but I can do that right here too. I'll probably spend the day typing away behind my pc and posting here

And here's the get-stealing bitch
What's up D.Va?

Claimed

Lisa Trevor claimed

JESUS TITTYFUCKING CRACK SMOKING CHRIST ON A MOPED WHY WOULD YOU HAVE THIS SAVED?!

SERIOSULY WHAT KIND OF PERSON SEEKS OUT, DOWNLOADS, SAVES AND REPOSTS AN IMAGE, AN ANIMATED IMAGE, OF A DEER FUCKING A CRYING SCHOOLGIRL?!

LIKE I KNOW THERE ARE BIZZARE FETISHES AND WEIRD SHIT THAT TURNS PEOPLE ON, AND YOU KNOW I'M TOTALLY COOL WITH THAT, I JUST DON'T LOOK AT IT. BUT THIS.
FUCKING THIS.

THE FACT THAT SOMEBODY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS TO SAVE THIS...THING, AND THEN THAT EVERYONE ELSE WANTED TO SEE IT JSUT BOGGLES MY MOTHERFUCKING MIND. WHAT TYPE OF A PERSONA RE YOU? SERIOUSLY. DO YOU KEEP THIS SHIT TO YOURSELF OR DO YOU ACT LIKE A CREEPY FUCK IN PUBLIC TOO?! DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS AT ALL? I SURE AS FUCK HOPE NOT.

AND THE WORST PART OF ALL OF THIS IS THAT IN ABOUT 30 POSTS THIS WILL MORPH INTO A LUCKY STAR PORN THREAD WITH ALMOST A HUNDRED IMAGES OF SIMILAR SITUATIONS DEPICTING CHILDREN BEING HORRIBLY MOLESTED THAT NEARLY A HUNDRED PEOPLE ALL HAVE SAVED TO THEIR HARD DRIVES TO JACK OFF OVER AS THE HELPLESS LITTLE GIRL SQUIRMS IN PANIC ON THEIR SCREEN FOR THEIR OWN ENJOYMENT.

JUST WHAT THE FUCK. I KNOW THIS IS HOW THE INTERNET WORKS BUT
WHAT
THE
FUCK

TOO MUCH. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

(inb4 capslock is cruise control for cool, fuck off pedophiles I can press any damn key I please, go rot in jail)

Came back from an appointment and I'm honestly tired as hell and I feel hopeless

As always.
But whatever.
What's up?

Hey

Yea, i guess i am

One of my nieces was obsessed with FNAF for a bit, and the other watches Minecraft youtubers, times are changing (theyre like 7 and 8
uh oh

You do realise that he's the only one who actually likes that image, right?

He always reposts it on every fucking waifu thread, and it never morphs into a lucky star porn thread.

Lurk moar.

I like it like that, the inside is still tender but it gets a bit crunchy.

Konata ~

hey cutie :o

youtu.be/seczKkTTCCA

10/10 excellent bait

What kind of appointment? Doctor? Job interview? Date-o?

I've never had the luxury of being able to live the NEET life
>tfw poorfag
Must be nice being able to just ndo nothing and not worry about anything but I'm not sure if I could stand it for long

>FNAF
>minecraft youtubers
>7 or 8
So young and already lost
It's accelerating, I went through these phases a lot later

>checked
Well I guess it comes down to personal taste. I guess I could compare them since I have 5 moots of fish. You said you were busy today. With what exactly?

So quick ;^;
Ily

Therapist, school director and mom.

its a pasta
Lurk moar
Its nice having nothing to worry about
Only 36 seconds

This is a copypasta man. But why?
There is a pastebin (search tsukasa deer.gif pastebin) has it word for word in 2012, and it's for a "tsukasa deer" pic. Why tf is this a thing for one silly picture. Either that or you're some samefag who has no life but to repost this to the obligatory tsukasa pic in such threads.
What the fuck is wrong with you fags

How are you doing? I keep the page open while I browse other things
same, luckily i was a loser with no friends so i never publicly embarrassed myself

Kud claim

>Threw up breakfast edition

Got my 3 hour lecture today guys. May take a while to respond because of shitty Uni wifi but I'll be around ttying not to die of boredom

I have the pasta memorized by heart, and its not me

>therapist
Sorry about the bro
>school director and mom
What did you do and how fucked are you?

I can imagine, last weekend I was over at my mom's house. Not having to worry about not being able to buy food was pretty relaxing

>tfw wasn't a beta faggot in high school but still unpopular because poorfag
I always in the back of my mind knew it was not okay so I never bothered anyone with it. I did have a shirt with a creeper I used to sleep in. Thank god I passed that part of my life

Good morning
>threw up breakfast
What's happened Kud? Took it an inch too deep?

kagami claimed
>lunch edition

Random chores and getting ready for a random fag birthday.

I missed quite a lot of school cause I was depressed the whole year and they all met together to try and fix the situation. Prob going to an asylum pretty soon.

kek!!!!
gets me everytime....

Hey Kagami ^-^
My mom bought me a COD shirt and it's pretty comfy (just a plain old shirt) but I never wear it in public lol

hey konata!!!! how's it goin for ya???

>Dank memes
I don't really know what happened but I ate and then brushed my teeth and threw up. Not a great morning but the professor's wasted 15 minutes taking role call so far.

Good, I pulled yet another all nighter, what are you having for lunch?

Transistor.

but why?

>Lurk moar

Oh dear.

Sounds like a solid plan, would be nice if I could work my job from home.
>But then I'd never fucking leave the house other then to exercise or get food
Greetings, and feel better, maybe.

This professor
>Uses overhead projector
>Never looks to see if we can even see what part of the problem she's working on
>Has 1.5 hours worth of material and instead of covering it at a decent pace, stretches it into 3 hours by talking slowly and reading the damn things over and over again.
>Never works out a problem, pauses to ask "And what should I do for this step?" FOR EVERY STEP.

Hey Juri! Just had a really bad morning but I'm better now. Don't feel like I want to die anymore

nothing, i don't eat lunch, are you having anything???
is it the heat again???

>Black Heart

So that's what we're going to do today? We're going to fight????

Done with work.

I had a similar teacher, no one ever answered her back like at all and we always had the most awkward silences in the class
you're alive again ^-^ nah its breakfast here but not eating, i just assumed u were tho cuz u said lunch lol, and i dont even know its just a cycle that repeats too much .-. and when i do sleep i usually get 1-4 (if im lucky 4)

Mid claim. Hi everyone! How are ya?

good, tired, hot. how are you shamwow?

what?

You replied to the wrong user, no worries though. Pleased to hear your situation has stabilized. Ah, the college life.. I'm glad I'm done with that shit.

I'm really fucking hungry.

damn....im sorry to hear that, have is it the same on weekends too??
i never eat lunch :P
hello shinoa!!! how's it going???

Luckily someone or I answer her eventually, but it's just torture having to sit through 3 hours of this.

Thanks for cathcing it Juri! I'm not used to doing this on mobile, I'll try harder.

Was just thinking about drawing you Shinoa, this must be fate. Thanks for the reference pic.

Do what Kagami does, but the opposite :p
Same, gotta get ready for the summer beach bods :o
its a 3 hour class? yikes! longest i ever had a class was 90 minutes in 5th grade

wew lads I'm back.
I'm so fucking tired