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Will the A's stop the Rangers from winning 8 straight series?

>rags

Japanese get 2.

Fuck off, gook

>A'ss

ha?
are you racist?
ban from the earth

>ATHELETICS

>Will the A's stop the Rangers from winning 8 straight series?

No, you got all your runs and your one (1) allotted win of the series last night.

At least Dallas is white

Oakland fans be like: The refs are about to win my basketball team another asterisk championship!

Dallas fans be like: yea...but whos winning THIS game?

I thought 2 million illegal mexicans move from CA to Texas everyday tho

Hello Texas!

How have you been lately? Last night was a very exciting game!

I guess

>basketball team is good
>Oakland "fans" everywhere

>baseball team is mediocre
>Oakland fans nowhere to be found

Shows what kind of casual pieces of human feces Oakland "fans" are

But why are you mad, m8?

>rags

I really really want to keep Profar and have him be a utility infielder or 3rd or 1st base

You forgot the Raidniggers.

>cuckhoop
lmao

fuck, hopefully that was perez's bad inning

>for you

Anyone going to see Timmy pitch against us on Saturday? It should be pretty funny.

2 spooky

Any Rangerbros going to a game next week? Gonna go see them play the >resd

AYYYYYYYY

C H I

I'll be out of town next week

THANK YOU BASED CHIRINOS

>LGBTQ pride night

top kek

>this HR derby

Ugggggggggggh a's have NO STARTING pitching

Is that afro real?

U mad?

Hahaha Texas>Califagia

Lastnight was a fluke and every As fan in this thread is either mexican or asian haha

what afro?

I work for ESPN and me and my colleagues literally cant figure out a way to stop the 2016-2017 Texas Rangers. They are easily the best team in the league, and dare I say...the best team ever?

Im neutral, I just calls it like I sees it.

white guy right behind home plate

I guess we'll be ones scoring 14 tonight

damn that A's spageggi

Why do Californians think its appropriate to make Texans stay up till 12:30 am to watch a baseball game? Very, very disrespectful.

I haven't had Papa John's in over a week, I need the Rangers to score another run.

I see who you're talking about now, that's a pretty impressive afro if it's real.

We Papa John's now Rangerbros.

The two largest population states in the nation and this thread has 38 replies, just sad.

The Rangers never have much of a presence in the gamethreads.

We're usually at the game, it's pretty cheap. I just got home from work though.

In the past at least Tiki and Zangief would show up, now its just me and this Mazara trip guy, sad!

Yeah, it is pretty cheap. You can get decent seats off of stubhub for $30 or so even on the weekends.

I thought Mazara was tiki tbqh

Maybe, I just noticed he has tiki in his little trip password thing.

Mazara = Cowboys Dynasty and has Tiki in his tripcode so I just assumed that he was, in fact, Tiki.

...

Probably. Tiki, why would you change your trip after all these years?

Profar is looking more and more like he can be a Ben Zobrist type in the future who can play 5 games a week at 3 or 4 different positions. That or trade Elvis in the winter and dump the contract while we can I'm fine with either

I'm just worried that Profar will explode his shoulder again once everything seems to have settled down and people stop worrying about that happening...

Rangers..

Elvis is entering prime and playing like it he stays

Mitch is gone next year. Gallo maybe grts called up

Damnit Perez, stop that shit

My worry with Elvis is while he definitely has production left in him, there's $14.5 mil committed to him for the next eight years and this may be the last opportunity we have to trade him without having to eat any of that contract.

rekt
based bullpenfu

I'm faggy, IF the Rangers ever win a world series I want Elvis to be a part of it, I grow attached our players, I still miss Kinsler.

No one is going to take on that contract without making us take on another teams ridiculous contract and giving up other pieces. Im comfortable keeping Elvis. Fielder is the dude we need to be getting rid of tbqh

>burns
jesus

why the fuck is Ramos starting next week against the Cards? is there seriously no other option?

I guess we'll be giving up another free win that night...

>Andrus HR

gg

He has adjusted his swing last few years. He is hitting more frequently in more gaps and for more bases in his career

Neat!

AJ still on DL and Yu went back on. Its fine there is no need to rush them like years past

I'm ready for Keone Kela to come back too.

>jokeland

is this like winning a world series for Dullass?

>tfw we had the perfect combo of power hitting and small ball/base running in 2011 and we blew it.

>A few weeks after the Padres drafted him in 2004, Bush was arrested on suspicion of felony assault, misdemeanor trespass, disorderly conduct, and underage drinking, after he allegedly fought with security trying to escort him out of a bar.
>In early 2009, Bush was allegedly involved in a drunken assault at a San Diego high school, which was caught on camera. According to witnesses, a drunken Bush beat up a high school lacrosse player with a golf club while screaming, "I'm Matt fucking Bush!" Only a month later, he assaulted and berated a woman at a party in Florida, and was released by the Blue Jays for violating a "zero tolerance" agreement.
>On March 22, 2012, Bush was arrested and charged with two counts of DUI with property damage, one count of DUI with serious bodily injury, one count of leaving the scene of an accident with an injury, one count of driving with a suspended license, and 2 counts of leaving the scene of an accident with damage to property. In the incident, Bush hit 72-year-old motorcyclist Tony Tufano on the Tamiami Trail (U.S. Route 41) northbound in Port Charlotte, Florida, running over his head as he fled the scene.

How should we know, we've never won a World Series before...

I am 27 and the 2011 NBA Finals is the only time I got to see my team win a championship. 1999 Stars didnt count, I dont even like hockey.

And he plead guilty, did his time, got help, and got back to work. What's your point?

That nigga's crazy as fuck when he gets some alcohol in his system.

Shit...thought we could thank the fat man again

He plead no contest, he didn't plead guilty. There's a difference.

>RBI double

thank you based fat man

Rangers did get Hamilton help and turned him into a star

I still remember going to Victory Plaza the night after game 6. That shit was fucking incredible. The cops let everyone party within reason for a while. They made everyone leave after one dumbass tried to climb a light post to steal a banner, and another dumbass tried to lead the way and tip over a news van.

fuck cubans

>tfw you speak too soon

>They made everyone leave after one dumbass tried to climb a light post to steal a banner, and another dumbass tried to lead the way and tip over a news van.

kek

The degree to which 2006 hurt made 2011 so sweet. I was so nervous that entire playoff run I didn't sleep right for weeks.

Of course now I don't even give a shit about apehoop anymore, but 2001-2012 I was fucking obsessed.

So did anyone else join the guy trying to tip the news van over or was it just the one drunk dude pushing on the van while everyone else just looked at him like he was retarded?

Who /papajohns/ here?

I'll be ordering pizza for lunch tomorrow, that's for sure.

No, most of the people were drunk, but he was the only one going full retard. Most people were just staring at him. Some black guy even yelled "nigga this ain't no riot!"

Rangers fans where were you when we blew the world series game vs the Cardinals? I was at work, I had clocked out but stayed to watch the rest of the game, I thought we won when Josh Hamilton hit the 2 run homer in extras, I was so happy but then when the Cards tied the game and won my coalburner coworker started screaming and cheering, she didnt even like sports but she was glad our hometown team lost, I was so mad I felt like crying, we fuckin had it.

>mfw so much Papa Johns this year

sounds awkward

I was watching the game at my parents house... It was very quiet towards the end of the game.

I was at a bar and just left, didn't even close my tab out because I was so mad. Had to return the next day to close and get my card back.

fuck here's the image that was supposed to go with it

We watched the game at AAC and it was GOAT. Never hugged so many strangers in my life. Then we went to this patio bar on the side of House of Blues and observed the unwashed mob beneath us. It was pretty joyous, they tried for like 20 minutes to burn a Heat jersey before finally giving it up

ripip phegley
>rags bullpen full of violent criminals

Same man, I became obsessed with the mavs in middle school when it was Dirk/Nash and we choked every year, 2006 was so painful but it made 2011 so much sweeter, I care less now that Dirk finally got his ring.

I had gotten destroyed by one of the hardest tests I had ever taken (Reaction Engineering) and was having to climb back on the horse because the homework literally would take all week. The TV was on in the study room, and for a brief moment I foolishly thought I could take solace in the Rangers winning the WS.

The punchline is I was going to University in St Louis at the time. What a miserable semester.

Well, I got my degree and a job at least.

Dude it was crazy in that area. I remember these two hot chicks walking around with bottles of vodka and offering up shots to anyone who was down.

I like to think TC is a Sup Forumsartan

I was bartending and my dad and brother came up to watch the game with at my bar, which is a big deal bc my brother lived an hour away and my Dad never goes ANYWHERE

This annoying little Mexican dude kept yelling RANNGERS WURLD SEREES SHAMPS and everyone kept telling him to shut up because he was gonna jinx it. After the second time they blew it I literally had to stop like 5 dudes from kicking this guy's ass.

After the game I cleaned up the bar in stunned silence, then went home and stared at my bedroom wall for like 3 hours