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good job mad, i like the picture

tfw it takes a minute to process a new page in 2070

I'm not mad, I haven't seen him in months. I'm the other Argie psoter, the one with the Crewe save. But not the one that posts moe reaction images, that's another guy (or gal).

Also, you forgot this:

youtube.com/watch?v=KmpMO2dJQ6Q

OFFICIAL THREAD MUSIC

youtube.com/watch?v=rKTUAESacQM

OFFICIAL THREAD MUSIC

>listening to anything with over 75 views on youtube

lol

Guess I'll just have to reupload it for you.

Specs?

...

>There is a chance your son went through someone else's academy.

>aMoodieSwede
>tfw slight CoD nostalgia

>tfw you get your wifes son in your wifes boyfriends academy

American fans are cringeworthy
>stay quiet for 20 minutes
>chant "MESSI MESSI MESSI" for a minute
>do the wave
>eat popcorn and half of it falls to the floor
>do nothing for 10 more minutes
>chant "MESSI MESSI MESSI" again

At least the player from my team, Cuesta, scored, which justifies my watching this shitty match.

>implying we care about your shit team when the best player in the world is on the bench.

>Player giveaway to save some wage budget
Welcome to Slovenia.

Just release them.

What's the team that has that awful "capo" with a megaphone, that chubby guy that thinks he's the boss of the fans?

You didn't watch the US-Paraguay game, did you?

But Christian Pulisic doesn't play for Argentina or Bolivia

>striker doesnt score in 8 games
>talk to him, say he needs to start scoring or he is out of the team
>"I've scored plenty"
This fucking guy

this shit is hilarious, i guess the state championship is a feel good league for the big clubs, i have literally gotten 0 shots on targets this far and my team is not that good

Isn't that Seattle? Hilarious stuff.

FIGHT

AND WIN!!!!

And his fucking accent cracks me up. Is it supposed to be British? Irish? Australian? No one knows.

He barely plays for the US, tbf.

>Just release them.
>Releasing players saves money
People need to stop thinking this

>Just release them
That's the trick: releasing them costs money. the exact money you should have paid them if they had left at the end of their contract. At least when you give them away it won't cost you a cent. I want to give as much players away as possible before resorting to a release.

>Cuesta
I had to specifically add "football" to get "Victor Cuesta".

A bit, I think I was cooking. Were they better? That'd make sense, since they were watching their team. Though even if Messi is not on the field, you've still got some world class players.

Am I the only one that thinks Guzan looks weird?

>Were they better?
I would say yes, but
>I'm not watching the match now
>I was in the stadium for USAvPRG so it's hard for me to judge

>Am I the only one that thinks Guzan looks weird?
No, he looks like a pasty bald goblin.

I know, it was a joke. I've got plenty of players that I can't get rid of, but they don't earn that much so it's fine.

kek, should've specified his name. He's great.

tfw you want to release your shit coaches when you take over a club but it costs too much money

Even on mutual termination? Else I'd just add a new one if staff restrictions aren't problematic: the quality of training depends of the better coach and the shitter helps lowering the Workload.

>No, he looks like a pasty bald goblin.
I feel this way every time I see Ryan Goins not wearing a hat or helmet.

I feel this away about literally every other USMNT GK that isn't Tony Meola or Tim Howard, they're all the same.

And Tim isn't like that just because he wears his hair on his chin.

also he's kinda swarthy

Are you calling him a nigger nigga?

he sure as hell isn't pasty

He only seems dark next to Guzan and Bradley tbf.

>"So you're going to MLS, Tim?"
>"Yeah they don't want me here"
>"Take me with you, please."

>that bloody OP pic

We know you love it.

I want to start a new save as a national team manager for a team that's never been to the World Cup, I'm leaning towards Thailand or Venezuela but will managing the Thai national team fuck up my reputation?

why don't you take Suriname, Kenya, or Indonesia to the World Cup so that?

Actually scratch Thailand, I'd rather manage Poo in the Loo Land. My question still stands though.

How would managing the Venezuelan NT ruin your reputation?

>Indonesia

They weren't independent and it was pre-WW2. Doesn't really count.

>Indonesia
>never been to the WC
As a sovereign nation, yes. As a home nation of the Dutch, no.

You wont have a reputation to ruin if its your first job

Not sure. I just want to start with a team that can reasonably make it and is one that I can get in the game by default.

Not Venezuela, but the others I imagine might fuck my reputation up. I'm open to suggestions as long as it's a country that's never been to the World Cup and has a reasonable chance of making it.

>but the others I imagine might fuck my reputation up.
How.

>pre-WW2. Doesn't really count.
I thought nothing before 1966 counted.

Nothing before Englands WC counts.

I guess it wouldn't since it'd be my first job, I was just recalling a time when I had a world class reputation and it wound up going down when I went to on to manage the Ghana National Team.

Counting appearances in the 30's is kind of questionable, given that it was basically an invitee tournament then.

Manage in Belarus and try to grow some talent and do a Bayern/Barca where 90% of your national team plays for you.

i like brazil

>Ref calls two clean goals offsides
>Player scores 3rd
>Tells ref to call that one offside
>Yellow carded for foul and abusive language
Time to get fined.

Europeans were also pussies for being unwilling to travel.

My player turned bald at just 25 years old. What a cruel world

Wouldn't have happened with the hairpack.

love the pic

Try balding at 19.

what a sweet deal that I didn't even ask my board to make

>Ronaldo complaing how Iceland celebrated their draw
hr's right though, I thought they'd scored a penalty to make it 4-1 in the last minute from the way they were celebrating

>600th reload

...

I'd figure why would one bother considering that even if you get one, there's an incredibly high chance he'll be complete shit. It's an Easter egg at best.

I know m8, it defies belief

can a son actually spawn at a different club?

Only if you've managed there recently I believe

Must be interesting being a fan of my club, one week we lose to Wisla Plock despite dominating the game and then we destroy Red Bull Salzburg 5-0 even though it was pretty even with MOTM being a 17 year old getting 2 goals and an assist

>start a match and go downstairs to get breakfast
>come back and see my tactics screen
>CB just sent off, 36th minute
>we're winning 0-3
welp time to park a bus or two

What you got for breakfast?

croissants and jam

Acceptable only during the euros

I disagree but respect your feedback

You're a terrible Englishman.

>tfw went to an all-day burger place for breakfast at 10 after 6 in the monrning

>tfw your Ass Man will never ruse the press for you like this

>wake up
>still featured in /trb/ pic

the dream never dies

Heya trb.

The cr7 comments I posted yesterday were a bit wrong.
He wasnt saying they were small for celebrating like they won EC.
He said because they played defend defend he thought they wouldnt win anything and were small.

A bit better but still massive butthurt

>wake up
>still talking about yourself
the meme needs to die

missed u desu

how's your save going or did you stop playing fm in order to properly dedicate yourself to hating me

>tfw no QTs

;_;

he still came off as a petty sad cunt. his lack of awareness is astounding at times, given his relative stature as an ambassador to the game.

do you know what team I'm managing?

no sorry is it important

Yeah it is.
He prolly also shouldnt be portugal captain for the sole fact that as captain you need to face the media.
Which means in good times but also bad times lel

Horsehorsehorsehorse! Hello friends!

Someone in this train has been a naughty boy.

>spotify
letting the jews win

>not having a Sup Forums pass

When you travel 4 hours a day listening to the same shit over and over again gets dull.

SUI or WAL (again) lads???

where do you travel 2 hours to every day?

Nijmegen

why do you go to nijmegen every day m8?
Uni? if so why dont you live in city of your uni

>if so why dont you live in city of your uni
>mfw someone once asked why I didn't live in Toronto if I go to school in Toronto

>tfw went to a uni in Depok despite being a 1.5 hours (now 2) away from home

He is still comin off as petty and the fact he's known for over celebrating meaningless penalties makes him a Hypocrite too

I understand that m8.
But when I was in holland so many people actually lived in the city of the uni during weekdays and weekend went to mum and dad to wash their clothes.

>weekend went to mum and dad to wash their clothes

please tell me they're just using their parents machine...and not that their parents are doing it for them.

B-but the meaningless penalty was while winning CL no?

Also did you even read what I said m8?
He wasnt calling them small for celebrating, he was calling them small for only defending defending whole match (which begs the question what ronaldo thought of el clasico during mou era)

Let me make this clear, I am not saying lol what he said isnt butthurt. I am saying its still a massive amount of butthurt

Hopp Schwiiz lad

nein
chose neither as i have no time for shitty international management (unless the england post was offered to me of course)

>le ask questions and do nothing man
Mitch pls

Some were doing it themselves, some parents did it for them lel