Niggers

niggers

Niggers (or the more politically correct Basketball-Americans) are a sub-human invasive species of simian de-volved from GOOGs (gibbons, orangutangs or gorillas; not bonobos/chimps, a higher life form). They have infiltrated, polluted and destroyed every nation in the world. Niggers are poor, retarded, ugly, and even worse, they smell even after taking a shower. Niggers pretend to act civilized, but one quick glance at one or a group of them will dispel this illusion. Niggers are the pack mule of the human race and should be treated as such. A Negroid specimen, when subjected to the correct conditions, evolves into a highly dangerous form known today as the "nigger". These niggers are known to capture Caucasian females and drag them back to their hives for breeding.

Niggers, instead of acting like developed and civilized human beings, will almost always resort to their monkey instincts by getting drunk on Colt 45, Olde English, or any other cheap ass malt liquor, smoking menthol cigarettes and weed rolled up in KFC receipts, as well as copious amounts of crack, then driving around raping white women and throwing their own feces at other niggers, similar to their tree-dwelling monkey predecessors. Because of the prevalence of violence in nigger society, 9 out of 10 niggers will be gunned down before the age of three.

Niggers speak an abomination of English they call Ebonics - which is pretty much the same as redneck English. Southern whites in America are 99.999% genetically identical to niggers.

The diet of a nigger consists entirely of fried chicken, watermelons, collard greens, grape soda and Kool-Aid. Niggers also almost constantly make noise about raping white women and stealing welfare checks from invalid grandmothers so they can pretend they bought those plastic spinning hubcaps they stole from other niggers to "pimp out" their stolen 1974 Cadillacs. Breakdancing was invented by niggers stealing hubcaps from moving cars.

Nigger women are the more dangerous of the species. They also happen to be stupid, poor, ugly, and smelly, but most of all, they are fat obnoxious assholes. Nigger women, also known as negresses or nigras, are land-whales who will constantly talk, yell, and babble to each other in Ebonics, in public, at ridiculous volumes. Nigger women, when challenged, show their stupidity as well, by taking off their earrings, shoes and bling before fighting, as their brains are not big enough to know this has no fucking effect whatsoever. If you confront a negress in public, beware, for she will surely call her sistahs to "handle yo ass."

All niggers are dangerous in groups, regardless of gender, and travel in packs. This is because they wish to buy a large bucket of KFC chicken to share amongst their tribe. No upstanding white folks should ever have contact with a group of niggers. If you are a white person who has had contact with a nigger - wait, who are we kidding? Niggers don't know how to read anyways. If you come into contact with a nigger, it is advisable to immediately shower for at least four hours, lest the black taint assimilate you and transform you into one of them. Luckily, the nigger taint, not unlike those it infects, cannot stand the touch of hot water or soap. This is the reason niggers stink.

Places you can go to find Niggers interacting with nature include Africa, KFC, prison, and your local Zoo. For a heart-warming lulzy end to your visit at the zoo, go to the primate enclosure and you may see some niggers spending some quality time with their relatives flinging shit at each other and screeching obnoxiously. For this reason, zoos commonly mistake niggers for escaped chimpanzees and throw them into the chimp enclosure, where they quickly fit right in and fully revert to their monkey appearance

first thing that made me laugh for a while

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>9 out of 10 niggers will be gunned down before the age of three.
My sides

Juvenile humor......cracked a slight smile but nothing more

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Nigger" is in fact a derivative of the Latin word "Niger/Nigra" which simply meant Black. When the Spanish ruled the world at least 100 years ago this evolved into the term "Negro," again meaning black plain and simple, and then Renaissance-era biologists using Latin to sound pretentious while naming new and specific species coined the term Nigger to refer to Black people specifically with absolutely no intention of being offensive whatsoever. The term caught on and was originally a positive friendly term at least 100 years ago (read Mark Twain books and E.S. Nigger Brown Stand). This old usage meant in general people with dark skin.

Then it changed to have an archaic definition as a pejorative. First, Abe Lincoln set loose the apes. This was widely regarded as a bad move and has made a lot of humans upset. However, the apes weren't grateful: they were butthurt about losing their rightful place in the world. Due to said butthurt they decided that all the old terms for their kind were suddenly offensive. Taking a cue from this, other races began to use "Nigger" as an insult. This archaic usage is still used by American blacks who haven't gotten over their victim complex and by American whites (often college professors) with the baggage of liberal guilt.

With the spelling altered to "Nigga" due to ebonics linguistic requirements, and all niggers being dumped off at Lake Forest Middle, it is now considered friendly term among blacks, and a verbal request to be murdered if said by anyone else. The more specific term "Thug" or "Gangsta" refers to a negroid who feels the need to act like a hard-ass all the time for no apparent reason. Such "street niggers" are the bane of all civilized people.
We don't make racist stereotypes up, this came from a 1930s cookbook

Many niggers are offended by some of the terms referring to their race (but not if they are used by a nigger). If you choose from this list, you might find one that the niggers you're talking about doesn't mind hearing: African-American, afro-American, ape, Aunt Jemima, black, blackfella, bluegum, Basketball-American, boy, buckwheat, chimpanzee, Chimp, colored person, coon, cotton picker, gator bait, jigaboo, jive talker, jungle bunny, mammy, monkey, moolie, Moor, mud person, murder monkey, muthafuckah, gangsta, my man, nappy head, negro, negroid, nigga, nig, niggah, nigger, nig-nog, nigra, nigaboo, person of color, pickaninny, porch monkey, groid, Sambo, schwartze, schvoogie, sharecropper, shine, shooter, shitskin, slave, spade, spearchucker, spook, tar baby, token, Uncle Tom, welfare monkey, coons, cotton-pickers, dawgs, jungle monkeys, colored people, chimps, pavement apes, chocolate people, homies, porch monkeys, groids, spooks, darkies, shit-skins, spades, gorillas, blackies, nigras, welfare sloths, kaffirs, and mooncrickets. Look Wayback Machine Favicon.jpg HERE for many archaic terms for various shadings of the breed.

Remember kids: a half-nigger is called a OREO COOKIE. Ya know, like Obama.

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Niggers were invented by our very drunk God after having lost badly at a poker night with Buddha, Satan, and whatever deviant gods the towel-headed Arabs claim to worship in between camel buggering. The first niggers were created from turds taken from dingy, smelly shit pits in Africa to be used as slaves to make white people's lives easier and find a market for the watermelon, a vegetable posing as a fruit that normal white people would never eat. It is also believed that a big piece of shit, shoved up an orangutans pussy before being fucked by a skunk, evolved into the nigger and subsequently the dark brown color of the species and the overpowering body odour because of the genetic structure of the piece of shit combined with the skunk cum in the orangutan pussy.

The human recognized the threat of niggers raping everyone and breeding everywhere and waged war on the niggers for over 9000 years. Utilizing its superior technology, the human defeated nigger-kind and exploited its innate retardation for the purpose of slavery, building monuments for humans such as Ancient Rome. After three hundred years of deserved servitude, most niggers were freed by a coalition/conspiracy butthurt liberals (Abraham Lincoln) and accidentally freed niggers (Martin Luther King) who took advantage of the Confederate States of America and the failure of ten million inbreds to keep five million niggers dumb and happy picking cotton and eating watermelon.

Sometime in the late 20th century, the niggers renamed themselves as niggas, in a vain attempt to shed their truly shitty history. It didn't work, as shown by the saying "you can take the nigger out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the nigger." Niggers nowadays use their new-found freedom for constructive purposes such as robbing liquor stores, shooting each other with Tec-9's, raping white women, and wearing clothes that are about ten sizes too big...

Niggers in ancient times


Look at dem monkey, bra
A lot of niggers believe that the ancient Egyptians were actually niggers. Yeah, right. Like a nigger can figure out how to mummify something. Or build a pyramid. Or make a chariot. (Though there are numerous hieroglyphic records of chariots being stolen by what the Egyptian cops called "baboon people," there are no records of niggas with Egyptian drivers licenses or chariot insurance. Some things never change.)

Another common nigger belief is that the ancient Greeks were just a bunch of fuck-tards until they stole the niggers knowledge and invented math. Nobody ever 'splained to the niggas that knowledge is not a physical, finite substance and that if somebody steals your knowledge, you still have it. There are no confirmed records of niggers ever having any knowledge at all, with the notable exception, during post-Civil War reconstruction, of knowin' how to steal watermelons from Whitey's fields.

The Vikings called niggers "the blue men" because in their silly hurdy-gurdy language the words for "blue" and "black" were all fucked up. Some niggers even journeyed with the Vikings (taking easily to the Viking career options of pillager, raider, rapist and thug) and took Viking wives (who were likely pale skinned, blue eyed and blonde haired, showing that even back then, niggers "loved dem' white wimminz").

However, there is evidence that some Somali niggers were great pirates back in the day... Well, okay that probably ain't too unrealistic once you think about it; looting ships armed with guns, swords and knives, gangbanging white hookers and stealing gold and bling, it's not too surprising there, g'noewatimsayun?

A Nigger is the long sought after "missing link" between man and ape. They are characterized by their over-sized lips, tight-curled hair, and their love for fried chikins, watermelons, purple drank, large asses, jailhouses, crack rocks, and dat wyte pussay.

The female version of this species of sub-human is the Nigress, or "She-Nigger". They are known mostly for their completely, impossibly over-sized asses, their completely fucktarded names (Bix Nood, Tamqueesha, Mo'neeque, Mercades, LaFawnduh, etc), and their 6 inch long fake nails.

Niggers tend to gravitate towards shiny things, which they call bling, and cover their cars with them. They think this makes them special, but, in fact, it just makes them moar gay and retarded.

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Nigger dance.

Did you really just cuntpaste from ED?

Did you faggots really not recognize copypasta from a classic ED article?

Where my Sup Forums gone? You lot are the real niggers here.

Yup doing other for weeks and you are the first oldfag to spot it. You win the internet good sir

This shit's been going on for WEEKS undetected? Fucking Christ. There is no hope left.

I know. Stinks of summer

Nah, man. This rot goes much deeper than summer. Sup Forums will not be saved until the last faggot with an EFG profile pic on Facebook is put to death. And maybe not even then.

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I guess the oldfags are just gone now. I was here from 2007–2009, then took a break until late 2015. I come back and find:
• Daily furry porn threads. These are entirely tolerated or at worst mocked in good humor.
• "Kek"? WTF is this retardation? I have seen ONE post use the word "lulz" since I returned. It was not on Sup Forums.
• A bunch of faggots so traumatized by Gamergate when reality actually briefly intruded into their precious vidya that they've started taking the world seriously and gone from being a fatalistic Internet Hate Machine to an impotent hub of sincere MRA faggotry with a sprinkling of white nationalism, turning from trolls to trollbait that routinely loses battles to the likes of FemFreq.
• Maybe one Caturday thread every two weeks?
• Not a mention of Ceiling Cat, Raptor Jesus, and only passing, borderline-heretical references to Longcat. If we don't respect the Old Gods, why should they watch over Sup Forums?