You're in the club and this guy slaps your girl's ass.. what do?

you're in the club and this guy slaps your girl's ass.. what do?

tell him to cum in her pussy next

I fight him and win.

he does... what do now?

I chop him in the neck....oh wait that would be impossible. so I just laugh

Rip of that dress and embarrass him in public.

raise his child as if my own and live cuckily ever after

Slap her even harder to show her I'm still the man

>that guy in a club

this
>I hate stoopid parties and clubbing and prefer chilling at home playing video games!

Watch and laugh as he gets his ass kicked by a girl.

Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... *unsheathes my twin katanas* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air* TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and slashes your face open* Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs you and throws you up* It's time to finish this little charade *holds my katanas above my head* YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords* Heh.... easy.....

>implying I wouldnt slap his ass and make him feel very sexually uncomfortable

he puts on chain-mail...

now what do?

protip: you're fucked

> pics or didn't happen

I chalange You to a duell, Sir!

>butted mail
hes in for a nasty surprise

katanas folded 1000 times can go thru anything

psssh...nothin personnel...kid...

Ask him why he's in the club and not at the renaissance fair, and if he'd like to have a 'sword fight' in her mouth with me.

they get folded 11 times giving 1024 layers, not 1000 folds. it's math son, just basic math

ok nerd

10 times retard not 11

bonus points if this guy can turns meme

I'd kick his ass

but it goes to 11

>684826808
Is this from The Norman Reenactment group Normannis?

name my band please

Double Brother Gang-Bang

Beauty and two beasts

Also nice quads

Roll a d20 for strength check, then hit him in the face with a hammer

Someone's inflated Papa smurf too much