Rich, tall, athlete, beautiful, great name, white

>rich, tall, athlete, beautiful, great name, white

Some women have it all

her thighs are kinda thick

>2/10

You forgot
>Duped up to the gills

>thick thighs
>bad
wow fag alert

how the fuck is sharapova a great name? it's slavshit

those legs, jesus. muh dick

>he doesn't like thick thighs

this guy gets it

fuck off tumblr

Maria Sharapova. Rolls off the tongue beautifully.

wtf i hate canada now

that a shit joke, peru with a leaf

would let her be the sole breadwinner/10

don't worry, i always hated australia. now we're even

She's no Kournikova

>y-y-you're gonna inject me with what comrade?

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>Hot Image(...).jpg
>cottage cheese

Corn-a-hole-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Virgin detected

wtf, i hate canadia now

What cottage cheese are you seeing there you fucking neckbeard

A FUCKING LEAF

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she literally has the proportions of a pokemon girl

And you have the cock a size of a peanut fag

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helo pls post mor legs thnx

A FUCKING LEAF

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>Canada (gay)

Holy fuck how tall is she? She's almost as big as that oil derrick

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>twf she is 6'2''

this is ireland tier faggotry, what the fuck canada.

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are you fucking retarded m8?

i'd still hit it, but look at the left cheek

she is 50 feet tall.

nothing wrong with a little cellulite you low test bitchmade fagot

>doesn't like thicc thighs
Leaf, please stop being so gay

she's not i've met her, im 6'1 and she was shorter than me

i was also in "flipflops"

god i fucking hate retards

has she ever changed her hairstyle ?

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fuck you nigger, i said i'd still hit it you knuckle dragging shit. learn to fucking read

to believe google or straya?

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Not enough ass tbqh, give me one of the Williams sisters any day

>slavs
>white

I sure hate being an ugly manlet....

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Shame she's a lesbian

Didn't stop him

So the fallout from Chernobyl made her a tennis playing Kaiju?

Floyd ain't ugly and he rich as fuck

so you like girls that look like trannies? there you go, whatever makes you happy man.

My love, there's only you in my life
The only thing that's bright

My first love,
You're every breath that I take
You're every step I make

And I, I want to share
All my love with you
No one else will do

And your eyes, your eyes, your eyes
They tell me how much you care
Ooh yes,
You will always be
My endless love

Two hearts,
Two hearts that beat as one
Our lives have just begun

Forever (Oh)
I'll hold you close in my arms
I can't resist your charms

And love, oh love
I'll be a fool, for you I'm sure
You know I don't mind (Oh)
You know I don't mind

'Cause you,
You mean the world to me (Oh)
I know I know
I've found, I've found in you
My endless love

Getting real tired of seeing Kevin Hart fucking everywhere

He wasn't born rich. He worked his ass off to make that money and didn't just complain about being short

>he wouldnt smash that
low test confirmed

muh fucking dick

ah, thanks bro
now I need a morning fap

Betty sure her ass is the same as Venus.

Venus has better legs while Maria has a cuter face tho

Prefer the company of women, sorry m8

>hey kid wanna dope

she looks ok with clothes but without clothes,her stomach looks really weird and her ass and back looks like a man.

THE faggiest thing i´ve read in this board since years.

would berry

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drug cheat

roid gut

>implying she wouldn't cheat on you if you were here bf

>here

>implying I wouldn't cheat on her if she were my gf

I would never ever pull out brehs

>Not liking thicc legs.

not even if there was a fire?

>dem needle marks

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wew

>Implying Sharapova is gullible

Just because you're easily tricked doesn't mean she is.

>She will never wear your ears off with her thighs

Why live?

Send her to me; I'm 1.89m and she's listed at 1.88

Women like this are the only thing that makes being a manlet uncozy.

Kek

If she uses high heels you still look like a manlet.

hmm nah since you're still a foot shorter and in the same room

>dem pins
hnnng

cheater, doper, and that face prevents her from ever being more than 7/10

allow me to upgrade this thread, looks-wise pic related

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it'd be like fucking Jon Jones

part 2

>her thighs are kinda thick

Reminder that Paige is the superior waifu

goodness

be still sweet benis

No such thing as a roid gut, you dummy. It's HGH that causes pregnant belly syndrome in bodybuilders, combined with the ridiculous quantities of high protein food they eat. HGH offers literally no advantages to an adult tennis player.

ugh, look at that wear spot on the club. flush every time

r u talking shit bout ma waifu