So how is this done? Im completely baffled guys

So how is this done? Im completely baffled guys

scientists insert spaghetti seeds into a pig fetus and let them grow until the meat is ready and then they're easily chopped out and cooked

Stick the pasta through while it's still raw.

DONT DO THIS, it creates mustard gas

bury the spaghettis alive and take them out dead, then they just insert themselves by their own will

Stick uncooked spaghetti into chopped hot dogs then boil till noodles are soft. Then eat and get fucked up like a boss

>hot dogs
it's called a wiener

cuck knows nothing about science, reported

I JUST MURDERED PASTA YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

>So how is this done?
Quantum physics.

Stick it in when it's long and hard...it's done when its soft.

Guys that image is obviously photoshoped .

boil pasta, boil hot dogs, then stick the pasta trough a needle and proceed trough the sliced hot dogs.

That's what she said

Leave to rot for about a year, worms and parasites will make their home there.
Kill and cook, and it's safe to eat.

In this thread: really fucking dumb bait for 12 year old autistic kids.

it is a complex pasta / hot dog duality function

12 Year old autistic kids would already be banned by now. Because they're 12 and autistic.

holes are poked through sausages with raw spaghetti, then cooked spaghetti is very carefully inserted into those holes with tweezers.

and one guy who wasted his time

either that or some 30 y o kissless virgin just turned into a wizard and did this

>boiling hotdogs

Pleb

When the pasta is still hard and uncooked
just spear it through the hot dog chunks, boil and there ya go.

Always one clown who finks he de smart one

Congratulations, you're a moron. It's bloody obvious.

you throw it to the trash bin, spaghettis are for cucks

He's got it

Kill yourself mr fancy pants

I know these fucking trolls ruin every attempt of a serious scientific discussion

don't put the soft spagetti iside the sausages, put the soft sosages aroud the spagethi

In order to do this you must use diamond infused spaghetti. Regular spaghetti is too soft to penetrate sausage in a way as shown in the picture. But since diamond is the hardest metal known to man, spaghetti infused with it can penetrate sausage without much effort.

Summer's not here yet, stay in school kid.

then eating them will turn you into candleja-

Oh I get it this is an autism test.

Dubs don't lie (pasta does)

>2016
>not knowing how to use a spaghetti sewing needle.

Get it together user...

>you fucking ne-

I made some for my two 3 year old nieces. Their minds were fucking blown.

No, it would n-

Nigger that pasta is raw

cook the spaghetti until JUST al dente. slice your hot dog as the spaghetti cooks.

once they're done, hang the noodles with paperclips so that the tips of the noodles are about 1/16" above your sliced hot dog.

Now just wait about 2-3 days, making sure to keep the noodles hydrated with a spray bottle of water. the hot dog chunks will naturally work their way up the noodle

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pic is clearly fake

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You're all dumb as fuck. They make machines that do it. Pic related.

Pics of nieces?

Here you go, just don't tell them, they'll be fucking angry.

Is that copy pasta? Heard about it on FARK

Yeah, that's how it looks before you cook it genius

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Actually, they're hot dogs, yankee faglord.

idiot. it's impossible to cook like that

Dude. you shouldn't talk about candlejack, usually after mentioning him, people disap

Listen Frank
>see dubs
carry on

That's not even how it's done fucking newfags.
You at least gotta finish saying his name.

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Glad you could make it user!
How's your summer going?

whose name?

Found the real nigger

Boil spaghetti, chop up vienna sausages and boil or fry if you prefer that instead. When the pasta is done, thread on a sewing needle and stick through sausage. Rinse and repeat

still don't get it

Kek

(OP)

>U GOTTA FINISH HIS NAME FCKING NEWFAGGOTS HURR DURR
>can't even take the joke as it is
Came here for summer, huh?

>pic 4, noodles are all sticking out
>pic 5 theyre gone

yea thats not shopped or anything

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Ooohh. So you freeze the spaghetti first. Now I get it, thanks.

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you slap the sausage with spaghetti until its horny and when it says "put it inside me user" you lube it up and insert it gently as you would into another mans ass. of all the people i expected you to know this OP

>yankee
thuh south ull rize 'again

WHAT IF i'm using macaroni??

you mean, you boil spaghetti, freeze it and only then put them through sausage?

>implying you can stick spaghetti through frozen hot dog

On point.
Nice tripledubs.

No, I think spaghetti is frozen, not hot dog. Correct me if I'm wrong.

But, who was stove?

No.
Freeze spaghetti, cook hotdog, put spaghetti in hotdog, freeze hotdog, cook spaghetti

I think the real question here is how do you get the hotdogs to initiate mitosis like that?

no, the pasta just breaks on the frozen hot dogs omfg, how stupid are you

In from Michigan, they're hot dogs.

Ever year new autists are born, and new people turn 12
ofcourse all the autists gets thrown off the cliff, dornwed in the river, left in the woods long before that happens

Now show us how you did it.

>Dorne wed