I can eat the whole thing with a spoon and still want more

I can eat the whole thing with a spoon and still want more

We're aware. Yet what you should probably do is eat a salad, Frank.

as a fat fuck, fat fucks can still be fat off salad.

I can't stop, John. How do I stop eating nutella?

i do that twice a day

too bad the stuff is so expensive or I'd pick some up now and then

the cheap asda brand shit is like just as good actually.

Me too. The trick is to do it not you fat fuck.

Are you joey from joeysworldtour?

No, my name is Omer.
Just finished eating the whole thing.
I feel satanic joy from doing so.

Sorry i thought you might have been him.
>pic related

Is this how I will become if I eat more nutella?
So this is my destiny... Oh God

>be me
> 13 y/o
> eating nutella with a spoon in my bedroom
> watching top gear
> mum catches me
> beaten
>MFW nutella should be treat with respect

put it down

Too late, I already ate the whole 600G jar, I accept my fate

>go to bathroom.
>call for mom
>tell her toilet is not working
>have lumps of nutella in water.
>when she comes in reach in grab nutella in hand and say "see look it's still here". mushing it around of course.


Putting in your mouth is optional depending on you tolerance for putting nutella covered in toilet water in your mouth.

P.S. If she gags call her a fag.

I lost my virginity to a jar of heated nutella.

>Too beta to stand up for myself
>wait for the perfect time to strike
>piss on toilet seat
>close the lid
>Wait a little
>"user....!!!"
>MFW mummy dearest sat in my pess
>Kek

I don't like it's taste, too much palm oil.. Fuck me, right?

GTFO

Eat the whole thing and wait 20 minutes, do you still want more?