Guys,there's a dude in my classroom that sits behind me and everyday he messes with me like putting things in my shirt...

guys,there's a dude in my classroom that sits behind me and everyday he messes with me like putting things in my shirt,putting liquid paper on me and etc i'm pissed and i want revenge,any tips or suggestions?

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Punch him in the face. Easy and it works.

Fight him.

Get a little bottle (like liquid paper, or vape bottle) fill it with bleach and bleach his clothes every day. Bonus points if you don't get caught for at least a month because of his rising paranoia.

that was my first thoughts but he is bigger than me

Turn his liquid paper solid
Wtf is liquid paper anyway?

Sounds like he likes you. Call him a fag.

Sit in the furthest back seat so he can't sit behind you.

>sit normally in class
>wait for him t odo any of that shit
>pick up your pen and get up
>stab the faggot in the bottom of hiw jaw, so that it comes into mouth from under his tongue

so what, so you get your ass kicked.

good one dude you are winning so far

Or ask him out.

Bring a gun to school and mow him down.

its the thing you use to erase things written with pen

Sit in a different part of the class, preferably where you can't have anyone sitting behind you.

The main character always sits by the window.

White out.

he sits in the last chair

White-out

i wish he was suspended,not me

ok, so this is about creating a paper trail, so when shit goes sideways it isn't a problem.

>ask him to stop
>the next time it happens, go talk to teacher - ask if you can move. explain that fag is annoying you.
>this will just incite him to do more
>next day when he does it stand up turn around and say "dude, stop "
>basically you treat him like a child who is acting out ( which is what he is doing )
>if he keep doing it you fucking hit him in the mouth

Is there any way you can mess with the chair so that it breaks when he sits on it?

if you want to be a total bitch, what he is doing is called bullying and your school will probably shit all over him for it

i will feel like a fag if i just accept this

>liquid paper
do you mean moist paper kek

yep

That. If treating him like a child doesn't fix him, be a man and punch him in the fuckin jaw. Or ear. The ear hurts like fuck. He won't do it again and you get a vacation and make you father proud.

So what? In the real world, you can't always solve problems through violence, and it's better to just remove yourself from the situation when possible.

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Ask him if he wants to suck your dick in front of the class, when he tries to say a comeback just say like "you keep touching me everyday bro and its started to get really gay" make sure some girls are watching. U will be prime

i could try this

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no user,i was thinking on that too

Since you are unwilling to physically stand up for yourself your only recourse is to sit in the back of the class.

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This too. Just stand up and be like DUDE, EVERY SINGLE DAY YOU SIT HERE AND FUCK WITH ME AND THEN TRY TO SHOW ME YOUR DICK IN THE BATHROOM AND IT'S GETTING OLD.

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This guy sounds alfa listen to him get pussy 4sure

makes sense

Simple, flay him Ramsey Bolton style

These are surefire ways to get yourself labeled as a spaz. As a person who used to do a lot of "bullying" during high school, I can assure you that he hoping for this kind of outburst and will humiliate the fuck out of you.

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he does this shit already

Good tip. Or you could just give him a Glasgow kiss.

Just sit outside his house with a nerf bat every Saturday with some brass knuckles in your pocket. Wait till he hits you then knock his ass out.

he's the last one in the line dude

The fuck does that mean?

"Do you fuck with me every day because your dad is a drunk or because he molests you?" Then turn around and get back to work.

sure if you want, you can keep escalating it with teachers... but that doesn't always work. when you get bitched out / in trouble you basically say

>I've brought this to teachers attention
>I've addressed it publicly in class
>it continued so I dealt with his bullying the only way left

if possible.. and this is hard - is to not get angry. you want to be calm, like you are disciplining a dog.

yeah.. getting someone to spaz out is the best part.even better is when they get in trouble for it.

he sits in the last sit of the row i dont know how to say this in english

This.

Or ask him if he wants to fight at said time at said place.

get off Sup Forums you little shitface

Is he human or negroidal?

When a guy behind me did this, and i couldnt stand it anymore, y turned around and literally flipped over his table

He fell from his chair as well, and the headteacher told him he would be responsible for anything Id do if he provoked me again

Kek

They only have one row of seats in the classroom?

how about you ask to me move seats, enjoy the rest of HS, and then move on with your life. Trust me, 10 years from now you won't even remember his name. Too many of us on Sup Forums have become the very people our tormentors said: losers. NEET

The best thing is when they grow balls and try to confront you, they throw a weak punch and then you can legally obliterate them.

yesterday i freaking roasted him in front of everybody he stopped but now he is doing again

he is a big fat negroida

of course he is, its called "negative attention" look it up.

Must have been some roasting...

i could do this if he wasnt a fucking elephant

no there is 5 but i dont want to leave my friends

Prempt a confrontation outside of school, ensure you have a couple of trustworthy human witnesses.

Then simply "stand your ground" in the manner of George "The Verminator" Zimmerman.

One less shoe wearing ape and your problem solved.

If you describe him as an elephant then it sounds like he is a fat fuck. His weight is the exact reason he bullies, he is insecure about his grotesque obesity.

>guys, a specific person who sits in a specific seat is bothering me in class. I have no idea what to do.

You deserve all of it, dumbass.

Also protip:
If someone bullies you, just push them down the stair, it will look like an accident and you broke his legs.
If they talk, just say that you know nothing about that and say that he bullied you and is trying to get you in trouble.

Then shut up and let him bully you, faggot

dude i'm asking for tips to mess with him too

Guys if he will confront this fag can only be two possible outcomes one is this ... Or maybe you can hit it with a bat in the head leaving school or something

The same friend who allow you to be bullied?:

The same friend who wouldn't change seats to help you out?

> MFW I realized OP is chillin with his buddies and still getting fucked up

There is literally nothing to do at this point.

They aren't real friends if they let OP get tormented.

Here's the thing, dude. You need to ask for help to fuck with him. Meanwhile, he fucks with you on his own. You're out of your league. If you won't punch him in the face, then you need to avoid him altogether. All other avenues lead to you looking like an even bigger nerd than you do now.

GUYS I NEED SUGGESTIONS FOR A REVENGE ITS NOT LIKE THAT BULLYING THING

but he sits behind me it's way easier for him

Knee him in the balls, unsheathe your katana, decapitate him when he's kneeling in front of you.

Then tip your fedora to the qt3.14's sitting in front of you, then teleport the fuck out of there.

youtu.be/NXB6slJSbL4?t=35s

But seriously, it's cliche, but bullies are the most pathetic cunts imaginable. Don't sperg out and call him gay in-front of everyone, it'll just draw attention to yourself.

Research him, find out what's causing his problem and expose it to your peers. Better yet, invest in some kind of small camera (Pencams work great) and get video evidence to expose the cunt. Bonus points if you get the staff to ignore your pleas for help multiple times before showing them video evidence. Schools don't like their image being ruined, they'd listen.

No, its easier because you are an unpopular loser that no one really gives a shit about. You lack the wit and social skills to defuse his hostility and put him in his place. You lack the physical skills and courage to punch the bully in the face. You don't want to move seats because of your "friends", but they don't care where you sit because they're not helping you deal with the bully.

All you can do is avoid him. all other roads lead to humiliation.

underage b&
gtfo

Most schools have a no tolerance for bullying/fights.

What you do is get him to hit you in public, in front of a teacher if posible.
Ham it up and get him expelled, wreck his life.

Next time he does some shit turn around and say "what the fuck are you doing?" give him a chance to answer then tell him to stop. He will stop.

you are taking this too serious dude calm down

Pour some rubber cement on his seat before he gets in, that'll be good for a quick giggle.

Important thing is he's gotta sit in it for 5-10min for maximum effect.

Best case: he has to take his pants off, or tear them to get out, and he's in his underwear until he gets home.

Worst case: you've ruined that pair of pants.

Definite case: he knows it's you and you get #rekt. Make sure to post a webm for the Sup Forumsros

i'm 17

thats pretty good

Jerk his pants down and suck his dick in frnt of the whole class....and then say "im tired of being FUCKED WITH!!"

MODS MODS MODS

>that response

See, you're not very good at this

THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

What happens if he doesn't go for it?


or


What happens if he decides to knock your block off?

the gay one is the guy that get sucked right?

You should cut the skin off his face and wear it as a mask while you rape his mom.

that's the kind of irracional shit that i think when i'm pissed

Another fun thing my friends used to do to fuck with each other is called "Nuggeting"

Wait until he leaves his backpack unattended, then quickly empty it out, and pull it inside-out. Put all the stuff back in and zip it up from the outside, and his backpack now resembles a Chicken Nugget. For bonus points, take the glue from before, or a random combination padlock and stick the zippers together.

If you're good this can be done in less than 3 minutes.

Faggot. Do you wanna end it or just escalate it?

>i want revenge

Consider this, OP:

You are an easy target because there are no consequences for fucking with you. Now you need to make a thread on Sup Forums asking for suggestions about what kind of consequences you should impose on him.

This guy will have no such handicaps to his response. He will retaliate immediately and forcefully. You're not willing to take a beating to stand up for yourself, why are you willing to take a beating for this bullshit?