You're on an island. Use your surroundings to survive.
>Dubs decides
You're on an island. Use your surroundings to survive
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>get box
>open box
>Fall over and die because your head is too big for your neck
Swim to another island.
drink seawater
Build a boat from the tree, leave the island & the box.
>Summon the demons of selzaar and command them to raise you an army of sea turtles
>Find a ball
> Call it Wilson
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Winrar
kill yourself
buy a gf
drink the leaves
Nice
>have a fap break
You summon the demons of selzaar, and your fleet of sea turtles ascends.
>69 decides
climb the tree and get the box THEN open the box
Make a bridge of turtles to another island.
Turtles all the way down.
Get the damn box!
use the sea turtles as a fleshlight
>You fuck the sea turtles
Ride the seaturtles towards atlantis.
Invoke the aladdin genius and get a haircut
kill all of the turtles and use them as a food source
Command your fleet of sea turtles to form a stairway to the top of the tree so you can get the box
The seaturtles rape you and kill you.
this story is now about "Joseph the Seaturtleking."
>ejaculate on each turtle
wave your dick in circle
>The sea turtles eat the box and you are completely fucked
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Roll
>69 decides
Kill yourself
Reroll
>open the box and throw what is inside except the porn mag
Rape all of the turtles then eat the cum you've injected inside them for food
look at the sun
Roll because fuck it
Roll
Rolling for this
cut your dick off
Kill self
>turtle bite me
>die
Masturbate in the tree and cum on your own face
eat shit and cum
>Great lord Chin Chin washes upon the island, and you and him have an orgy with the turtles
Civ threads are better. I will go for building a house.
get box, open box
Get raped by a turtle
take a seagull tie it up and let the tortoises torture it, then repeat this for a while until you are hungry
Roll
Shoot yourself in the head and die
kill turtles and build house with them in the tree
Get the sea turtles to destroy the box
climb the tree and immediately jump down
Fuck the tree
Blind yourself then try and grab the box
Take a turtle and throw it at the box.
OP here
I guess I made the get too specific.
>3 decides
rerawl baby
Sit and think about your life and everything that you've failed to accomplish. Cry profusely
>sharpies in pooper
Make the turtles eat you alive
trips. this counts.
throw a turtle at the box
Pull inflatable raft out of pocket, blow it up, attach wings and engine from box, raft to pearl harbor.
fake op
Put a turtle in your ass
Blind yourself then use the shells of some of the turtles to cosplay as a filthy anime girl
Form flying raft of seaturtles and use hidden tree-box as furniture for sitting on said hovering raft
eat the cheese under your nails
have sex with turtles, one of them instantly births a human/turtle hybrid, which is just an albatross
Commit DEATH
Dissapoint your parents
Roll
>Summon edgy new fag as a sex esclave
Use turtles to swim you to north Korea
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Be a total fucking loser
your head falls off and you die
Open the box and find a bunch of fluffy ponies
Roll
reroll
Eat sand
summon hitler as our new sex slave, make him perform scat
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Come on you bastard. Reroll
Convert to Islam
(Nice get, counted.)
You slaughter your turtles with bare hands and craft a treehouse with their carcasses.
>1 decides
Poop on your own head
Kill self
fuck the tree
make a baby
when the babies porn
punt it far to get rescue
Reroll
Masturbate
>off by 3
Reroll
punch trees
*born :^)
Climb down and throw rocks at the turtles
Convert to Islam