You're on an island. Use your surroundings to survive

You're on an island. Use your surroundings to survive.
>Dubs decides

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>get box
>open box

>Fall over and die because your head is too big for your neck

Swim to another island.

drink seawater

Build a boat from the tree, leave the island & the box.

>Summon the demons of selzaar and command them to raise you an army of sea turtles

>Find a ball
> Call it Wilson

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roll

Ayyyy

Winrar

kill yourself

buy a gf

drink the leaves

Nice

>have a fap break

You summon the demons of selzaar, and your fleet of sea turtles ascends.
>69 decides

climb the tree and get the box THEN open the box

Make a bridge of turtles to another island.
Turtles all the way down.

Get the damn box!

use the sea turtles as a fleshlight

>You fuck the sea turtles

Ride the seaturtles towards atlantis.

Invoke the aladdin genius and get a haircut

kill all of the turtles and use them as a food source

Command your fleet of sea turtles to form a stairway to the top of the tree so you can get the box

The seaturtles rape you and kill you.
this story is now about "Joseph the Seaturtleking."

>ejaculate on each turtle

wave your dick in circle

>The sea turtles eat the box and you are completely fucked

winrar

Roll

>69 decides
Kill yourself

Reroll

>open the box and throw what is inside except the porn mag

Rape all of the turtles then eat the cum you've injected inside them for food

look at the sun

Roll because fuck it

Roll

Rolling for this

cut your dick off

Kill self

>turtle bite me

>die

Masturbate in the tree and cum on your own face

eat shit and cum

>Great lord Chin Chin washes upon the island, and you and him have an orgy with the turtles

Civ threads are better. I will go for building a house.

get box, open box

Get raped by a turtle

take a seagull tie it up and let the tortoises torture it, then repeat this for a while until you are hungry

Roll

Shoot yourself in the head and die

kill turtles and build house with them in the tree

Get the sea turtles to destroy the box

climb the tree and immediately jump down

Fuck the tree

Blind yourself then try and grab the box

Take a turtle and throw it at the box.

OP here
I guess I made the get too specific.
>3 decides

rerawl baby

Sit and think about your life and everything that you've failed to accomplish. Cry profusely

>sharpies in pooper

Make the turtles eat you alive

trips. this counts.

throw a turtle at the box

Pull inflatable raft out of pocket, blow it up, attach wings and engine from box, raft to pearl harbor.

fake op

Put a turtle in your ass

Blind yourself then use the shells of some of the turtles to cosplay as a filthy anime girl

Form flying raft of seaturtles and use hidden tree-box as furniture for sitting on said hovering raft

eat the cheese under your nails

have sex with turtles, one of them instantly births a human/turtle hybrid, which is just an albatross

Commit DEATH

Dissapoint your parents

Roll

>Summon edgy new fag as a sex esclave

Use turtles to swim you to north Korea

WINRAR

Be a total fucking loser

your head falls off and you die

Open the box and find a bunch of fluffy ponies

Roll

reroll

Eat sand

summon hitler as our new sex slave, make him perform scat

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Convert to Islam

(Nice get, counted.)
You slaughter your turtles with bare hands and craft a treehouse with their carcasses.
>1 decides

Poop on your own head

Kill self

fuck the tree
make a baby
when the babies porn
punt it far to get rescue

Reroll

Masturbate

>off by 3

Reroll

punch trees

*born :^)

Climb down and throw rocks at the turtles

Convert to Islam