Seriously considering killing myself tonight. Preferably I'd like to quick but not messy. How do I go about it ?

Seriously considering killing myself tonight. Preferably I'd like to quick but not messy. How do I go about it ?

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Don't go for this or you'll give your parents nightmares for ages

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youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo

A noose, probably

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Why user?

love seeing whores get btfo

That's what I'm trying not to do

Go to the gym and lift heavy things
Maybe you'll drop a barbell on your neck

Dont kill yourself we anons need as many as we can get

I have no family anymore. I'm too lonely.
No friends. I work at a dead end job. No one would even notice if I had died. So what the hell.

we are your real family

op plz dont we need more anons just get a better life plz. but its not my choice so either pills or noose would be the best, plz user it gets better

Kill some faggots before you go
Or take all your cash and travel in another country

>no friends
Go outside and chat up the first person you see. What's there to lose?

this, go shoot up a school and kills some faggots before you go, good luck user

And a noose is ? Sorry I'm a newfag.

dude dont kill yourself life is great, there are so many good things out there. i was in a similar situation before and what helped me was watching anime and leafy's videos. stay positive :)

Lemon Christ wouldn't like that

are there any games you like op that you wanna come play?

Why kill yourself?
If you hate the world, fuck it up. Piss off everybody. Fight and come out on top.
Then, when your name is seared into the minds of your lovers, your friends, and your enemies, then you can leave this world knowing That your first death will be your last.

a person posted a picture of it, its a rope with a hole in it and you put your head in the hole and stand up ona chair and jump off and it will choke you

I couldn't keep a conversation to save my life

If all else fails, turn to drugs and porn.
We'll supply the porn, go get stoned and enjoy life.

Are you retarded?

How long does it take to hang yourself. From a low height so strangulation I guess??

kill some niggers before you an hero.
but know that your Sup Forumsros dont want u 2 go

yes

Actually I kinda am

not op, but this pic actually just made my life alot better.

thanks user, you just saved my life

stop pretending to be me

suck a nigger's dick, once you go black you can't go back

Depend on how tight the rope is.
Tight enough for a blood choke and you'll pass out in 10-15 seconds. Tight enough for a wind choke and it will take 2-3 minutes. Death will take another minute or two.

Minä vain nauraa kun nähdään kerjätä, te mato.

Use a CPAP mask attached to a helium tank. Youll go out without feeling a thing.

go watch naruto. i once was very depressed and naruto's journey to becoming a hokage really motivated me and now I want to be the prime minister of my country

Dude. I tried to kill myself earlier this year, but in the end I got help and meds and now I'm doing a lot better. Not perfect but better.
The world can be shit, I know. But if you feel like giving up, just try to get help. I don't know where you are from and how your health-system works, but there are always some people that you can talk to. There's nothing to loose by trying it. There's only something that's maybe possible to gain.
Sometimes it's all shit, and during those times it feels like it's been shit forever. The mind is a twisted fucking thing. Don't give up on us, the world, and most of all yourself! Be strong OP, fight the sickness. You're not alone.

check my dubs

park car along busy road
jack car up as if to change tire
lean back into oncoming traffic (a big truck will do)
>profit

imwiththeclouds.tumblr.com/post/38347319557/100-reasons-to-why-you-shouldnt-commit-suicide

Don't kill yourself . I've been where your at now , and it gets better . I know it sounds corny , but I've been living with depression sense I was a teen , and now I'm 37 . You learn to live with it .

my trips are better

Listen to this guy , he's right .

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Duly noted