Ask me... Judy... anything

Ask me... Judy... anything...

And... I am a cop so... look... try to keep it P.C.

I know this is Sup Forums.... but just... ya know what? Just... ask whatever... this has been a long time coming I guess... Let's get it over with, guys...

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I will fuck you and your brains out.

That being said, do you mind if I fuck you and your brains out?

you into bdsm?

Um.... well... I kindof... ahem... expected some of you to... respond... like that....

short answer... um... nooooooooo..... but I'm sure you're a nice... whatever you are... I just.... "fuck my brains out?" I just.... ew...

Well... the short answer would be a resounding 'no,' to that... but... I am a bunny... I mean... I won't pretend like I don't have interests... you know... of... that kind... But... not BDSM... I mean... if anything, I'd like to be the one that...

You know what, next question!...

What is your favorite color?

Also, tits of GTFO.

But whats your favorite color?

why don't you wear shoes that adequately cover your feet?

will you hold me down and make me your sex slave? plz

LOL I will say that one actually made me laugh...

First (and third) off, I like the color blue. Something about the way I looks on me... not just the uniform I wear but... even a lot of my wardrobe is blue...

Not sure what it is about that color... something primal but also peaceful about it...

And as for the... "tits," as you call them? Bunnies... well most mammals from my world... i mean... it is a different world as I've come to know... we don't have what you'd call, "tits..."

So I can't really honor that request...

I mean... I could honor that request but it would be kind of... I would imagine... not what you'd expect... yaknowwhatImean?

Kinda of funny... you creatures... you seem to obsess over mammary glands... not something I understand, of course.... but I understand what it means to be... "horny" (yes we have that word)

... so... I get it...

Bunnies get horny?

INteresting....

I MUST RESEARCH THIS]

YOU WILL BE TEST SUBJECT 1

FOR SCIENCE

ALSO SEX

BUT MOSTLY SCIENCE

Ah! Finally! A good question! I've seen the footware you creatures tend to favor in this world...

To answer your question... basically, we wear that which tends to be most practical for us.... for example.... bunnies... like me... if we intend to be in an... "athletic" situation... we will only cover the parts of our body that would inhibit our locomotion...

As for me... I try to wear that which covers that part of my feet that might hurt more to run on when it comes to rougher services...

But, honey... we have some pretty hands appendages... I need my toes and claws to grip the ground... yes even pavement... it helps more than you would think... so I keep my toes clear so that I can use them...

As for you... normally, noooo... but... I mean... when I'm horny enough... I mean... if you are what I'm looking for at the moment... truthfully... the answer would be... maybe...

So long as I don't feel like you're gonna murder me in my sleep (and make a bunch of extra work for my partner, Nick) then... maybe :o3

will you marry me?

Mostly science, huh? Well... I'll have to remember that line for the next time some shifty, nerdy fox-like ... "kritter" (yeah I learned that word too) tries to take a pass at me at the bar...

But yes... obviously.... we get horny...

really.... REAAAAAAALLLY horney...

It's a pain in my tail sometimes I tell you what...

HAHAHAHAHAHA

no.... no offense I just... I mean... come on, this is Sup Forums... I mean... do I really have to explain?...

n-no.. I get it

could you bend over a little?

Your top 10 ISIS executions.

Do tell me next time you're... um, horny.

Whats your favorite youtuber, if it isnt doubleswee please stop

youtube.com/watch?v=foLy-PhRGZk

Do tell me next time you're, um, horny....

Is your favorite Youtuber DoubleSwee? It better be.

youtube.com/watch?v=foLy-PhRGZk

Look, I mean... I came on here to answer questions and see... honestly I dunno exactly what I expected to see but...

Hey, if I can.... aw geez... If there was a crime against making someone feel bad, you'd be totally "under-arrest" fellah...

...ugh... maybe I'm doing more harm than good being on this creepy website...

I regret asking, I'm sorry
I regret being born
I'm miserable and I want to die!

You know, speaking of this website.

How do you feel about all the porn of you? Happy? Ashamed? Angry?

Legit question

FORM A SINGLE, SOLID SENTENCE YOU FUCKING MONG! STOP WITH THE ELIPSES!

LOL look, buddy... I know there are plenty of images of me on your interwebs for you... I'm assuming... guys... to... "FAP" too... so... no more of that from this thread... at least not from me....

Not touchin that one, sweetheart!

Gave it a chance... watched it... thought to myself... "if these mammals can grow hair on their whole face but only choose to leave that little... well I looked it up... it's called a... "trash stashe?" is it? Why even bother...

If I had to be into a youtuber... that... is not.... it...

I found your sextape you naughty bunny.

What the fuck is with all the pauses in your typing? Are you secretly Christofer Walken?

Who would you most support in a full-out race war divided into all combinations of race?

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Okay now you're just asking for attention... Part of me wants to hug you.... part of me wants to punch you... but I'm kinda... little... so... that's a compliment, honey!

Honestly.... as a bunny that wants to be taken seriously in my own world... I'm just... HORRIFIED....

But when I'm horny.... Jesum crackers... It's almost like... Um... how do I put this... I feel somewhat honored...

Like... yea I know we bunnies are always treated as small and childlike and have to work extra hard just to be taken seriously...

but... I mean... people reallllllllllly seem to like me... like... want me in their BED like me... at least in this world... it's almost... a turn on...

...In my world... it can be somewhat patronizing... and I guess it can be here, too... but... I guess.... it depends on the mood I'm in...

(DON'T ASK ME WHAT MOOD I'M IN... I won't respond truthfully)

Thoughts on this?

Replied to wrong post.
Fucking hell.
Speaking of Fucking, bunnies.
You won't last past spring.

What mood are you not in/

I must say i'm a huge fan of yours and i wanted to know. Do you think theres is something you could do to save our world? I mean maybe you saw whats happeing everywhere. SAVE US

Also fan pic of you i found really cute !

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Have you heard the new hit song from Africa?
Clashing of swords.
It's about how amazing Islam really is, and even caught on in some parts of Sup Forums

Yeah, nice try, hon.

HAHAHA well... I believe in honesty so... I guess... the pauses are... they are how I'm actually reacting... sorry if it irritates you but I mean... sheez...

I sort of... did that once... almost ruined my life... honestly, a lot of mammals are still suffering because of the... i'm just gonna say it... the SHIT i put them through...

Noone should be subject to a race war of any kind... We are all deserving of the right to be recognized for the true potential we offer...

So short answer... no... you asking that is like asking if I should step on the next mouse that calls me an asshole.... no... they have a right to their opinions...

I don't even know what this is... what is that guy in his pajamas??

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Checked
Also, how about a human race war, or even primates if you want to include Nigras.

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When Dognald Trump becomes president, he's gonna deport all of you stinkin' rabbits.

Your days are fucking numbered, Judy.

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Yeah I imagine that is how savage, unevolved mammals would act... neat how you added the dialogue to the story that probably never happened...

I wonder if I should create a similar story about chimpanzees...

.... fudge... you.... also, I'm in the mood for a Pepsi for some strange reason...

Yeah I saw some of the stuff you mammals are dealing with...

It's odd to me that you are all the SAME SPECIES and you still somehow can't get your shit together... I mean... killing one another over something some guy wrote in a book 6000 years ago!?

I can't save you from that and it breaks my heart....

Yeah... the whole religion thing... I still don't get it.... I mean... my world has mammals of sooooo many different backgrounds and yet our differences are still MINUTE compared to yours....

makes me somewhat grateful we AREN'T all the same species....

R8 my dick Judy. 8.5"

Will all of you nasty... things... leave my wi*cough* partner alone? At least ask her questions like a civilized mammal would. I mean, come *on*!

Whiteknight foxfag

Uncle drew approves

But her reaction is hilarious.

NO NO NO NO NO... YOU "HUMANS" NEED TO STOP THIS... PLEEEASE.... for the love of crackers just... just stop... I mean... you're all the same FRIGGEN species!!

Ya know, something that makes me feel horrible about being here is... I get to go back.. I mean... my world is messy... mammals die... mammals manipulate each other... but looking back... it's a gazillian times better than what your kind have to put up with :(

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But your kind doesn't have to put up with LET IT GO
Unless Disney makes a crossover.

Are you the fucker who ravaged my turnip crops?

Ive heard that that little weasel on the corner was selling those bootlegs again. Have you ever seen any of them? I heard Wreck-it Rhino was not half bad.

Okay I keep mixing these two threads up
This was meant for here

geez... that's.... not... not bad... i mean... I got a ruler out to understand what i'm looking at but.... yeah... I'd give ya a 4/5.... but... wow.... um...

yeah... I know what a "fag" is... neat little tidbit for you... my neighbors... yeah... you get the drift... I'm totally cool with it though!

lel you don't exist. you are a cartoon created for our amusement.

git real before you talk shit m8

Upon seeing this, I retract my claim

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Uh... hello? Cop now? You're no owl, *that's* for sure.

Says you. After all, guess who gets to listen to her once you're done having your fun... that's right. Me.

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How many carrots can you fit in your ass

It's a good song, and I bet you could fit a small speaker system in your ears.

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Mad he got cucked by a Sup Forumstard

Hey there Judy, greetings from Sugar Rush! Wanted to head over and invite you over for a hang out day at my castle ;D

the gif is one punch man. An anime that parodies superhero comics/movies with the protagonist being bored to indifference because he kills people with one hit when all he wants is a decent fight.

>mfw that faggot is still drawing that crap

Have you and Nick done this yet?

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Who would win?

Uhm

I heard you really like Pepsi.

Hahaha omfg look... I... saw that... "song" while I was getting ready to post and.... I just... What.. the....I mean... I get where it was coming from... but it is just... I imagine it would be like listening to a single Gazelle song over and over again for a year straight... it's just... as you call it... cancer... and we have cancer too... it is cancer... I haaaaaate it...

No sir, my mom and dad grown their own so I'd have no reason to eat your beloved turnips...

That little... sssss... sonofabiscuit is still up to his... thing... I mean... I try not to judge... he's not selling boli porn or anything... and yes... boli is bunny-loli porn... pretty sick shit if you ask me... busted a lemur peddaling the stuff out of his shack a few months back...

But he's... okay... I guess.... as far as weasels go... oh gosh that sounds ignorant... looks it's a fine, articulate fellah.... *shudder*

I won't dignify this with an answer... but here's an answer!... Have you ever seen a female polar bear cop? They will rip you in half just yelling at you...

Gender equality isn't really an issue in my culture, if you get my drift...

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Nah. It's just a pic after all. She doesn't get mad when she catches me looking at the Gazelle leaks. I just want you mammals to treat her with respect, ya know.

Besides, you *really* don't want me seeing if Finnick has any contacts out there... do you?

Hope this embarrasses the fuck out of Judy.
This whole thread is hilarious, she's taking every single b8.

We literally hunt foxes for sport.
Come the fuck at me m7

dumb.

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So you can't take 99 lives?
THE GUY IS A GOD
Anyways, Clashing of the swords is a better song. It's about acceptance of Islam.

AND THERE IT IS... I was wondering when these famed "pepsi" porn fan-art pics were gonna start to make their appearence here...

Look... I like pepsi... it's delicious... but... I my tiny... well by your standards... my tiny funbits...
nooooooooooo thank you... just... ow...

... you friggen scat-fetishists just... you really bake my carrot... and NOT IN THE GOOD WAY... freaking gross!!

.... I am a bunny... and I'm a little ashamed to admit this but... I've thought about it...

Believe it or not, he's more... he's... tougher a sell that you would think.... I love him but... not enough to ask him to eat me out yet... but... the fact that someone drew this... what the HELL...

Yeah we get horny... esp me... but... I mean... we... I, rather... have more self-control than this... I mean COME ON....

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You sick, *sick* bastard! At least have the decency to hunt for food rather than sport. You give predators a bad (ok, worse) name!

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You know you're the waifu of a lot of people, but do you like you're hasubandos??

Uhm... Carrots? Hon? I think you forgot I'm here....

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When will this hyped mediocrity end my fellow über mensch of the nantucket faggot whore kick my cloud anus into God's natural satanic introspection from my manifesto?

Do you love me?

I like that new Pepsi ad you did.

We're not predators, we're the APEX PREDATORS!
BOW DOWN YOU INFERIOR RED BITCH!

Nah, it's not like the whole thing's going to waste.
If they're lucky, some foxes will get their head cut off and pumped full of chemicals, then mounted on the wall for decoration.

Until the hunter dies and his grandkids sell it on eBay for $11.

That's just the circle of life, buddy boi.

Look... Nick...he didn't get cucked...

I saved his life... he saved mine (I think)

If he wants to spank it to Gazelle on his time off... it's none of my beezwax...

Geez, you guys are making me think things I REAAAAALLLY don't wanna be thinking right now....

I'd be embarassed if I wasn't prepared for much worse than this... this is TAME compare to what I expected, hon.... um... "troll harder" is the expression you mammals use here, right? So just... do that...

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IMPOSTER!

How does it feel to be a bunny that talks human language

Shit.

are we just posting our waifus but with more rp?