Ask a sick psychologist anything on her birthday!

Ask a sick psychologist anything on her birthday!

I'm h-here for you, Anonymous! No scam!

[bumpo]

Thanks user

Why can't I find any self confidence although many people tell me I have good qualities?

Well, what have you done? What are your achievements?

tits or gtfo

About to graduate high school, was the operations Officer for my JROTC unit, got good grades and have had 4 relationships. Still can't see a good thing about me. I always break down after a relationship ends

Why do I no longer find any enjoyment in anything I do? I'm not on medication and I don't think I'd depressed, but I can't find any purpose in my actions anymore.

It's you? It's your birthday? Well fuck, congrats user, I don't got a present for you but I'd rather give my dick.

How do I resolve issues about body confidence? I hate my figure, but it would be a very difficult process to change it right now

Yes, but what achievements? Those aren't....achievements. What have you palpably done that you can look at and go "yes, that was a good thing I did".

Sorry, I've already returned that gift to Costco.

That sounds like anhedonia; you should check it out, then maybe go to a doctor.

Hm. What do you hate about it?

Kill yourself

Happy birthday!!! How do I not think about her? What should I do instead?

happy birthday Alice!

alright cool why not
ive been dating this girl for like 5 years, we recently got into swinging and cuckold play. it's a lot of fun! We did some stuff with a close friend of ours, and that was a few months ago. my problem is, I've fallen in love with him. what should I do?

Have to live for yourself, seek your own goals, not someone else's

Why am I not in love with my wife anymore even after a 2 year old child and falling for my friends wife's best friend. Can get out of my relationship and can't start a new one cause neither of us want to be cheating. I don't like my relationship I'm un happy and not in love.

How do I beat procrastination if I keep procrastinating instead of doing all of the things which would demonstrably help me stop procrastinating?

Stop thinking about it and just start.

Helped someone else through their depression, so there's that. Other than that not much else. I just help where I can, yet it's never made me feel better about myself.

I am clinically depressed, however. Forgot to mention that.

Thank you

>I would discuss it with both partners; be open and honest.
I'd rather just kill him and move on with my life

Then you need to seek medical attention; nothing else is going to help you. I'm sorry, I'm so so sorry.

Yes, but that is generally a bad idea.

I'm 5'10" and about 130lbs. Basically skeletor mode. I don't really have any issues finding clothes or anything like that - it's more the reactions of other people about my figure. I'm noticeably skinnier than most, apparently. Girls are always jealous...

Point is, it's really affecting my confidence when it comes to dating. What do I do? Change my mindset or my body? Help.

Why do I always think my friends wouldn't care if I'm gone, i feel replacable

I'm afraid to get help is the issue.

So I have a problem Mr or Mrs psychologist, ever since I started getting into furry stuff I've gotten increasingly
>you know what I'm getting to
And I was wondering how to either stop the urges all day everyday or what...I'm serious I can't handle this horndoggedness
>also happy birthday

*blinks* Change both. I'd start a work out routine, focusing on strength training, as well as setting realistic goals for yourself and learning to love you for you, Anonymous.

*gently cups your cheeks* Why? Why are you so afraid to help the most wonderful of people, Anonymous?

You deserve better.

Have you tried talking to them about this?

How do I cure beta male syndrome?

NOTE: I have an uncurable femdom fetish. I like doing bitch work for women, but whenever I offer to, it comes across as "desperate for sex" and (perhaps justifiably) turns women off.

Hey Psychanon, do you have any actual formal training in psychology or is this all airmchair shit?

I would get out of that community and out of that type of pornography; it seems you have an addiction to it.

All things in moderation, Anonymous.

No such thing as alpha or beta interactions; that's not how humans work.

I have formal training and years of both clinical and research experience.

I just feel as if I won't be viewed the same once people know I'm going to therapy. I haven't told anyone outside of my family about my depression as moat of my friends view it as a whole "you're just in a rut" situation

It's not bait op....I'm serious....I've gone from not caring about sex really, to wanting it all day everyday....ever since I opened that s/Fur thread
>I'm 21....so b4 pubershit

Learning to love me for me is hard though. I'm trying, but it's not always easy. Any suggestions?

Is your life boring or are you easily bored?

No, I'm too scared to talk to them about this incase it seems like I doubt our friendship

Op didn't answer my post

...would you care if someone thought less of you for wearing a cast on a broken limb?

My suggestion? Go to therapy. CBT and other psychotherapy treatments can help enormously.

Put a cast on that broken psychy, Anonymous.

Neither.

Believe in them a little Anonymous!

Point me to it please? I am sick with flu you know.

So prove it.

Happy birthday friend.

I do

Where did you go to school for psychology and would you recommend it/ have alternative recommendations?

OP is this one

Happy birthday, is it ok to feel empty inside once in a while?

I don't view that as the same situation, and neither would they.

Princeton, and I would recommend not going into psychology. Neurology is much more interesting these days.

I did answer this question.
How often do you feel this way, Anonymous?

I try to but I can't believe in them

How do i stop self sabotage and start bettering myself?

I have almost no ability to focus.

this is the second time you've told me to go get CBT now...

Fuck it, I'll see if I can get the wheels in motion in time for summer. Why not, right? Thanks Alice x

You are wrong then, and so are they; it's exactly analogous. Something is broken, and it needs help being repaired so you can be whole again.

Change your view.

Why not?

Have you gone to a doctor yet?

My pleasure

I always feel observed when im among people like everyone is looking at me so Im restrained. Whats my problem?

How do I gain the motivation to do well in my classes? I don't ever have any problem with actual work, but for some reason I just find school to be pointless and dumb to the point where I can't bring myself to focus on it.

But people don't see a broken limb as something that you can just get over

So um, I always overlook these threads but I will ask one question, I have severe empathy/sympathy issues. Not because of my time here on Sup Forums I've just always had it really bad with no emotion to the darker side of life. I can't cry at anything I've tried. I look like an insane person at funerals of people like, grandparents and my sister. I also have the problem of actually enjoying it a bit on those rekt threads specifically also only. That when someone does something really fucking stupid and either gets hurt or dies I basically out loud at times say fuck yeah you little shit....what's wrong with me? I said this in a library watching a guy get blown up shooting an rpg.,.help me man

Sounds like social anxiety; have you talked to anyone about this?

You got it backwards; you gain motivation from completing things, you don't use it to complete things.

Work on a project that is solely yours; that will give you motivation to work on other things as well.

Right, which is why they should not view mental health as something you can just get over either.

Sounds like ASPD to me!

Happy birthday Alice
Here have a Kitty

If you're not bored, then why are you doing this? People who seek help here probably don't deserve it.

Thank you, but I am a dog person.

Everyone deserves a fair shake of the sauce bottle, Anonymous. I've been here since 2004; people here are no less deserving than any others.

TlDR
whining recent graduated

Im a fellow pshycologist...
not so sick tho, or at least I think Im not.
Basically, I Cant see any results on my clients...
I know im just starting but i keep procrastinating all the thing i know would help in my case, like planning the fucking sessions!
I even start questioning the plans I do for the kids when i finally do them. Because ive never seen real improvements in persons lifes because of my work...

So... what shoud i do?

TlDR
whining recent graduated

Very much interested in neurology. Psychology is a dying field.

Huh I never saw it that way.

If and when I do go get help, what should I say to the person?

His name was robert paulson.

I see it now. Idk I feel trapped like she will make me feel like trash for leaving but this other girl is like my twin in an unrelated female form that likes me as much as I he. Lady A I'd been with for 5-6 years. She has no job hasn't worked by once since we've been together. I pay for everything and still live in poverty. She complains ask the time bitches and nags me always wants me to buy stuff. Where as lady B is just fun and amazing to talk to for her its like talking to someone I've been friends with for most of my life. I'll confused on his to end my relationship.

I don't know, I just can't find the courage to. I try to conivince myself its nothing and whenever i doubt it I just can't ask them

*cracks her neck* Does Alice gotta cap a bitch?

YOU DO YOUR JOB.

That's what you do.
If you need help, you ask a colleague.
If you keep procrastinating, you make a schedule.
If you can't do the job, you find someone who can and you sit your ass back in class and do more research, do more clinical studies, do more shit to help people.

Or you find a new fucking job.

I've gone hundreds of patients and felt like a useless sack of shit who couldn't help an ant collect sugar too. You don't give up and start dallying around, collecting a check without effort.

You go out, you do the best job you can, or you go home. That's all there is to it. Because even if a thousand flowers die on your watch, you gotta be there for the one you can save.

Keep trying. Don't give up. And don't give in to the ennui or nihilism. People are counting on you.

Got it?

Dont believe i have a social anxiety. I have 3 - 4 close friends and Im going out times to times. But always i try to behave perfect even when my best friend is sitting next to me. It feels like another representation of me to seem perfect.

Important follow-up, I'll be applying to Princeton in about a year (though likely for another major), any advice?

I don't know, which is kind of the problem. I've been very unhappy for a long time, and I'm trying to get all of this poison out of my life.

I'm schizoid and sometimes I feel it's a huge advantage because people are insignificant and they slow you down.
The thing is that I only have one friend. A true one. But I'm starting to feel she's slowing me down as well and I don't want to drag her in my emotional mess.
I'm feeling this need to just walk away and be alone, with no one keeping me from fulfilling my goals, but at the same time I feel I'm losing a great friendship a unique one. What do? Because I really think I should walk away once and for all and focus on becoming a chemical engineer.

But certainly there's a better way. To help, I mean. Like, not on an anonymous message board, for example. Though, on second thought, this may be the best place. Hmmm perhaps I shall join you in the future. Take some of the work load off your back.

Did you watch Magen Kelly on FOX this evening?

I'm planning on going back to school and study psychology, is it worth it?

Looks like you've found out the truth about psychiatry: you can't help the clients and you can't make their pain any duller. You can only be a paid friend; an outlet for their pain and worries.

Psych isn't dying, but neurology is intresting.

You tell them everything. Don't let a single thing stay unspoken.

You gotta do what you gotta do Anonymous. Do what is right for you.

Just ask them!

You are supposed to have about double that many.

Yeah. Do a lot of extracurricular activities.

Nothing I say will convince you, but people are far more important than you realize. We're a social species for a reason, Anonymous.

How else do you reach the bottom of the barrel? The people here need more help than any others.

I don't have cable or TV of any kind.

Depends. Are you going to go into the psych field?

He said psychologist not psychiatrist. But okay.
You are still wrong though; catharsis is not a good way to cure such ailments.

Highest rate of suicide of any profession for a reason.

Happy birthday Alice

Actually, I think dentist goes above it. But yes, it's a hell of a profession, even if you don't spend your time on Sup Forums like I do.

Thank you, my love.

You can watch it right now on your computer.

Thanks Alice.

No thanks.

No, thank you. And good luck Anonymous. I believe in you.

I'll try again tomorrow I guess, thanks for helping. Happy Birthday btw :)

Happy Birthday to you, Alice! Hope you're enjoying it!

It's my honor, Anonymous. It truly is.
And thank you.

Happy birthday, Alice.

Well while I'm finding out exactly what is physically wrong with their brain and fixing it at it's source, I'll throw you a 'sup' in my nobel prize speach.

I've come to the conclusion that no matter what I achieve or attain I will eventually become complacent and want more. How can I make my mind satisfied with what I have?

Well, I'm sick as a dog, took days off of work, ran my threads at completely the wrong time, and spent half my day being criticized for not being professional enough.

...but here I am, at home, with the ones I love. All of you made this day wonderful. So you have my thanks

I know human being need social interaction and I'm not socially unskilled tbh. I know how to approach people and sympathise with them but I just don't have the need to bond with them.
I'll just walk away, this friendship has become a burden to me.
Also, thank you for your time based user

Meditation post

Damn she's hot.

So how do you know if you ACTUALLY help anyone on here? I suppose all you can do is try...

You can't. Welcome to the hedonistic treadmill; your brain is DESIGNED to do what you just said it WILL do.

You'll regret it, but as I said previously, I will never be able to convince you.

Good luck, Anonymous. I hope you realize you are wrong before it is too late.

is that an in-thread meme?

What drives a dentist over the edge?

Yes, since I was a kid I thought of psychology but interests changed and my las semester at college I got psychology and I loved it and I thought about going into that field in case my actual.degree wasn't what I expected, i would like to either become an actual psychologist or anything related to that matter

Check em

You can't help them. Because their problem isn't accepting the reality. Their problem is that the reality happened in the first place. And you can't undo reality. You may only convince people that the past has no power over the present. It is but a white lie barely any better than words of a cult leader.

Let me quote my good personal friend, Dr. Rapeman:
>Diamonds are Fleeting, But a good rape is forever.

Misspellings are a sign of genius. My brain moves faster than my fingers on an old, shitty phone.