Weirdest place you have masturbated

Weirdest place you have masturbated.

In a church confession booth.

School, in class. Made sure the girl next to me noticed.

Childrens library

Does anyone else think that ethan is just a fag?

On my penis

there is always that one kid

Yes

no it's just you

@work

ur mom

city bus or under a blanket next to my sister

geography exam

Nigga pls. Year's almost over anyways.

Its not just him. His social commentary is basic bullshit at best. Shit thats been said time and time again. He is just leddits e cleleb

in da butt

soft play area for kids

I can't think of weirdest place I've fapped but I was just about to start up a thread "weirdest place you've taken a shit" so when I saw this I thought hey why not combine.

So weirdest place was a backyard swing set on one of the swings. I'd hate to be the kid who lived there getting home from school that day.

high school geometry. what the fuck was wrong with me. i did it through my pocket and had to go to the bathroom and scrape jizz out of the inside of my shorts.

not really weirdest, but most dangerous to getting caught...

fapped at work (in an office) on a slow day. had my pants fully down and everything. never got caught. win.

How old is she?

in the closet of an empty condo my dad was renovating.

In tractor's front end loader.

I think she was 20 at the time, I was 19. Sorry to disappoint

On the floor of my school bathroom. I used to only jerk off prone and just humped my backpack when no one was in there and came in my boxer-breifs and smelt like semen for the rest of the day. Right after i came i ate in there. Becasue no one liked me.

9

At work, when I was 20.

>front desk security
>lobby of call center
>fapped under desk
>female applicants sitting in front of me
>came on floor

...

You sick fuck.

On the floor of a church bathroom, while a service was still going on outside.

No way

At my fathers funeral.

In the woods fapping to yiff on my phone, while tripping hard on acid
No regrets

In Lake Erie while dich was underwater

Yolo, son. Yolo.

dude wtf

Grandmas bedroom while looking in the mirror.

When I was a milfag, I had a relatively high security clearance. I had plenty of Top Secret wanks.

of course you do faggot

Ayyyeee I live in Erie. Got that poop dick now.

In a forest while playing paintball with my friends.

Bathroom during a party with tons of family outside. Hurts to just think about it.

Idk I've never masturbated before

Bathroom on an airplane. Skymall, motherfucker.

You are fag

Elementary school bathroom while tutoring kids

I'm not sure whether this is bait or a faggot

Nah, still hot. Just not as hot as if she was

faped in friend house
>whith his mother panties
Shited in the street while friends were a block far from where i was

I was sharing a hotel room with my family and I was sleeping next to my sister trying not to wake her up.

Random people's backyard shed, I go on my phone and watch porn

In a sleeping bag on the hood of a military vehicle in the middle of the fucking desert.

What? I was trying to keep warm.

Wat

the Andes mountains. my high school class went there and one day me and some classmates were climbing a small mountain. at some point i said i was tired so i went down. suddenly i realized i was alone in a mountain so i decided to pull my pants down a masturbate furiosly thinking of a model from my country. i came a very big load and it was beautiful, i felt in the top of the world.

6th grade class, and lunch.
I wanked the whole way.

Ethan

Pls kaga master

You and Hila

I wanna do it with your wife. But...

...I don't want to leave you out, you know? How about it?

A threesome between Ethan and Hila -- and user.

Please. I would come to this. I want this. I will join. I've always sexually identified as a vape.

Church bathroom while playing Jeopardy on my phone. No idea why, just had the urge while avoiding a 5 hour mass.

Spanish class had a viewing of Pan's Labyrinth in an auditorium, was like me and 5 more. Sat in the back so no one saw and came on the ground.

Respect

Church bathroom while church was in session. So many hot young pieces of ass all dolled up. Kind of hard not to when you have perma boner around them.

...

inside your mum's vagina

U.S. capitol building on a school trip

Airplane

ETHAN ISN'T FUNNY ETHAN ISN'T FUNNY ETHAN ISN'T FUNNY ETHAN ISN'T FUNNY ETHAN ISN'T FUNNY ETHAN ISN'T FUNNY ETHAN ISN'T FUNNY ETHAN ISN'T FUNNY ETHAN ISN'T FUNNY ETHAN ISN'T FUNNY

Or economics class

Where do you work?

Your grandma's casket.

Work bathroom.
Grandma's house.
Outdoors, middle of the night, snow storm.

Grandma's bathroom, on the floor

girlfriends mom's bed with her dirty thong in my mouth and sniffing the lingerie she wore the night before. came on the pillow case where she puts her head. they were both down stairs

>In a public library
>In one of my college professors offices while he was away for exactly 3.5 minutes
>Straight up in public standing in the middle of a parking garage
>In a Walmart dressing room
>On a bus when i was going on a field trip with my class in high school (nobody saw due to my superior technique)
>Pretty much in my car at any given time while driving (masturbating while driving helps me focus)

I think i might have an addiction.

Dentist office. I was like 13 or something like that and I was looking at a sports illustrated bikini edition. And I just had to fap.
Pretty sure a few people heard me

I'm 18.
I have never masturbated.
I watch porn but I think I might have ED.
That or I'm just turned off by my own penis.

either in a library bathroom or in my car pulled over on the side of the road

Why do people give a fuck about this and think it's so weird? Exhibitionism isn't bad at all, and if the girl doesn't like it, fuckin look away.

I also forgot to mention about a dozen public swimming pools

afghanistan on top of a ridge line.

legend

He's telling the truth, Quads never lie!

Grandmothers house while sleeping over
Forgot a sock to clean up with so had to move to the toilet

That's goin' straight into the reaction folder.

>helps me focus
Kek'd hard...

No shame, brethren... and take those quads to the doctor.

an empity school class room, next to my sister (asleep), uncles bathroom...

school bus

Maybe it's just the paranoid schizophrenia but having weird shit happen in my peripheral vision fucks with me.

Also maybe because I don't want to look away for 13 seconds or however long high schoolers last.

Also because I don't want to have sexual relationships with most of the autistic faggots I sat next to in school.
^Mostly that point.

I'm a dude, by the way.

That's pretty bad but also pretty impressive. Not sure how I feel about that.

Port-a-potty

Normalfag

How was it?

Grandmas room in her panties and a couple public bathrooms

principal's office

Are you overweight?

Walmart parking lot

dis 1 time wen i was in space den space alans wanked me off man

You should be afraid. IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOUR POOL TOO

How did you pull that off?

Nope. I'm underweight for my height. About 128 pounds last time I checked.

Leafy fan spotted