Alright Sup Forums my friends and I need a name for a Tavern we acquired in D&D, any suggestions?
Alright Sup Forums my friends and I need a name for a Tavern we acquired in D&D, any suggestions?
The Musky Hole
The Howling Whore
The Thirsty Dragon
The Silver Mug Inn
the Trump Tavern.
Obamas Bangin Bungalow
The Rats nest
The Moist Wench
The Rapey Hole
Top Kek
Would also love suggestions anyone has for a campaign.
The angry dragon born
The Autistic Monkey
Top Kek
Shimmering Jimmie
Baboons Da Boon Bar
Alrianah's Cry
Weeping Walrus
Bloody Nose
Äteritsiputeritsipuolilautatsijänkä-Baari.
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The Wet Hole
The Gibbering Maw
Arby's
The Drunken Bastard Inn
Oddly Satisfying.
The Ratata Tap
better than water
The Outside Inn.
The wizards sleeve
The sober dwarf
i like it too
gibbering maw for president
The Whispering Eye
We Stalk at night Tavern
Tavern.
We prey at night Inn
Perfect
Underated
Why do I find this so fucking funny... I think I need to see a therapist
The Rat Cafe
We used one once called
>>"The drunken Dragon"
And
>>"The Drunken Clam"
drinky mcdrink face
The haralded whore hen
not as underrated as
you sir, need to write a book or something. people must know of your brilliance
THEY MUST KNOW
What it was once a world
lol'd good user. thanks
No such thing
Mom's basement
Don's
Lake Mead
D'bloons
The Crusty Clit
>Mom's basement
Actually a pretty good name.
The Tavern of Lord Orcus of Latter Day Sinners
gonna need a big sign for that one.
The Ashen Boar - namesake boar statue woven from ash, outside front door
Starsongs - small stage and piano near the bar, barman plays piano and encourages amateur karaoke performances
Dench Fang - dangerous dive bar ran by the Dench Orc clan
The Rustled Jimmy
The Gobbled Knob
The Knobbled Gob
Chavs 'R Us
The Perfect Pint
Pint Perfect
Fireballs 'N Firewater
Great Balls O' Fire
The Inn of Holding (Always Have Room for You!)
>Starsongs
I actually play a bard and this would be fairly cool.
You put way too much thought into this, dude or maybe not enough. Either way, awesome, awesome to the max.
The wet bitch
>The Inn of Holding (Always Have Room for You!)
Actual pure genius
PEPE'S HOUSE OF MAYMAYS
Tavern names should have a story behind it. They should also have their names easily recognizable by a simple illustration, since most people are illiterate in medieval settings.
Or you could just go with a shitty joke. It's none of my business.
...
Your life is the shittiest joke of them all.
The Pinched Ball
Battered mare
Our Tavern was kind of.... "Taken" It was given to us after riding a town of its owner who was controlling rats to destroy the town.
Millie's Haberdashery
The Commonhouse
George and the Dragon
The Forgotten Spell
The Wandering Wizard
The Wayward Wizard
The Disoriented Wizard
The Misplaced Tome
... anything goes with wizard tbh
Name it the The Ratless Bastards
The Tumbled Wench
That sounds like its pretty close to a winner.
if not THE winner.
You could go with something like the "Headless Rat", with the placard showing a beheaded rat. It reflects the town's history and it's easy for the illiterates to find the sign.
>be me
>playing D&D with some friends from high school
>can't decide on a name for a ship we stole
>we all write down something on a piece of paper and put it into a hat
>mine was The Sea Strider
>DM pulls the first name out
>"Okay anons, raise your hands to pick what you want."
>"Who wants The S.S. Charles?"
>no one picks it
>"Who wants My Dick in a Box?"
>we all bust out laughing
>2/7 people raise their hands
>"Who wants The Dildo Ship of Truth?"
>I say fuck it and raise my hand
>4/7 win the vote
>mfw we later defeated the kraken with The Dildo Ship of Truth
The Lynched Rat
kek
The Filthy Felcher
Just a couple places Ive used in mycampaigns that got good reactions
Small monasteries make good inns in dangerous areas too. Fortified, kept orderly and well-staffed, and often honor bound to provide at least a bare minimum of shelter to weary travelers.
Three Eels and a Wench
2 Maids one Flagon
The Rouge Trap
Bump
Stumble Inn
Well bois, Looks like our winner is Ratata Tap
Kek
The Easy Waystation
Oolaf's Alehouse
The Gilded Asses
(flaky cheap gold paintjob)
Gwyndelin's Kitchen
Pub, Pantry, and Parlor
Did someone say boi?
>bump
"The getting your shit pushed inn"
The Woodberry Inn
Two Dwarves, One Flagon
The itchy scroat
The Sandy Conch
The glory hole
Reggie's Loud Bar
best in threaf
Lady Phoenix inn
The Burning Bush. Make sure the mention that the head barmaid is a redhead.
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