>mom found the cum jars
Mom found the cum jars
Lol holy shit wat was ur response, watd u say?
>wife's son found the poop bike
...
Should of just said was homemade alcohol
That smelled like jizz? Idk maybe it wud a worked
>found dads jizz tie
>no surprises
well in that case you should be proud not many individuals can say they got their mom to sniff their semen savings
Ops life is finally lookin up, good for him
>grandma found the semen sock
>the cum jars found mom
oh shit waddup
>babushka find pee pants
>Uncle Terry found the snot statue
grandma found her missing panties, my cum spot on the floor and the bottles of piss.
grandma found her grave.
just say you were saving up for repopulating after the shit hit the fan
Neighbour found the sweat rake
>Mother found the poopoo plate
>Sister found her panties -- under my bed covers
Checked
>semen savings
>sister found the butt-plug lawn mower