ITT:

ITT:
Post things girls have said to you during sex.

Weird
Funny
Sexy
Kinky
Interesting

InB4
*laughing
*no
and
*is that it?

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Bump

I said no

I forgot most people on Sup Forums are virgins... shit.

This isnt gymnastics

Wrong hole

I remembered to pull my tampon out, right?

>Funny
>ya sawft. S-A-W-F-T, sawft.

>Kinky
>fuck me like you're going to miss me

"OUCH OW OW ow ow"

>you're computer is infected with a virus, please call 1-800.... for a certified technician..

"please stop"

My ex used to tell me to bite her nipples really hard. I wasn't into it.

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Ow! You always put it in wro...

One time I was fucking my wife missionary and my cat came up behind me and started licking my balls. True story.

No! Stop! Police!!!!

Youre wearing a rubber, right?

Happened to me. We had sex and she forgot she had a tampon in so a couple weeks later you eat could smell something rotting in the pussy had to get it removed

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Why does your dick feel like corn?

So, I guess I have a thing for fucked up girls.
But here is some of my favorites.
Each letter is a different girl.
>C-
Shhh, push my head into the pillow when I cum so I don't wake up my mom and sisters.

Well my Daddy used to fuck me til it hurt, and I like you so you can hurt me more if you want.

If I do something you don't want me to just punch or slap me. Try not to leave a mark on my face though.

>M-
Choke me until I pass out, you can even keep fucking me if I die!

God your thick... I bet you'd ruin my asshole if you slammed me dry!

I'm sorry Daddy, I'm sorry Daddy *bursts into tears* I just wanna be a good girl for you, use me use me use use me
*then she cums hops off, and continues to suck me like a crazed banshee all while crying.*

>CL-
You want to fuck my sister? It's okay you can hold her down and rape her, I threaten to kill her if she says anything.

If you rape a baby into me right now, we can move to the middle of no where and have our very own sextoy no one would know about.

If I ever try to run away, you should break my legs, god that'd be hot.

"don't do that, my brother always touched me like that"

Can we grab pizza after this?

She said cum in me. Bitch wanted to baby trap me

I surrender!

Don't they fucking all?

"Speak to me in English"

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>so a couple weeks later you eat could smell something rotting in the pussy

holy shiiiiit man I bet those were fun breakups

totally fucking proud of this

> you know i'm a nazi right?

said after cumming in the mouth of a jewish girl i met on tinder.

Did this to get a fuck
> close your eyes to get a big surprise! ;)

My ex told me that she wanted to try out femdom after watching 50shades. I agreed cuz u know... sex and I like it when she goes wild and controls everything.

At first it was "hurt me till I like it" with her then the femdom. She freakin bit my nipple. It hurt like hell.

I wasn't a fan of femdom afterwards.

>jizz in mouth of the bitch
>"i wonder if i do that when i'm pregnant if the baby will be born a cannibal"

Looks like some Chaos shit.

Been there bro.

Sexiest thing I heard: "never stop fucking my ass..."

I once had a fuckfriend who I did not really care about, so I asked Sup Forums what to say when I cum.

Yell "Hammer of justice" at the top of my lungs they said, and so I obliged.

She climaxed and screamed yabadabado

Fucking brilliant.

Holy shit. Where do you find these girls?

Please master, claim me, cum on my eggs and fill me. Mark me, I'm yours.

But I've also had...

Go ahead and finish . I'm not getting off my phone.

It's the Flintstones meet the Flintstones

Dont make me fucking narrate what im doing, just trust me.
Usally followed by oops

used to have soooooo much of this girl. gone. got any more to refill me coffers?

>"the people in these walls...are alive."

You're right~!

>C
I will call the cops and tell them what you did to me!!

>M
I love you and will serve you in anyway you want if you give me a chance to be better.

>CL
I will literally... and I mean, it, literally cut my own neck open, and finger paint your name in my blood until I fucking die!


So of those three, one ended up in psych. One ended up dating a fat loser, and settling down to a boring life (literally finding Jesus shit), and one of those three I married.

Sup Forums
Fet
Bookstore

"I wanna have your baby"
-psycho girl I Fucked with for about 6 months
>my brain went into protection mode and shut my hard on down in less than 2 seconds.
>mfw she said she thought it would turn me on...
>bitch I'm 20 years old! Why the Fuck would having a baby and Fucking up the next 13 years of my life turn me on!?

Same, these are literally from an 06-08 HDD I have.

Missionary accomplished

Please let me go Mr. Clown.

Which one did you marry? :o

That's fucking sick Sup Forumsro, did you vomit or finish?

>Aww baby let Momma take care of you

Well, that's the fun game right?

I'll put it this way, I'm still alive so it wasn't the yandere.

can I have CL's phone number or email address.
I think she might be my soulmate

That's amazing. I love crazy girls as well, but I've never had anything close to the fucked up shit you posted. So jealous.

I hope you married CL

CL had more than one personality- the second most common one was a fat jew SJW.

Sorry to ruin the fun. :\

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I have multiple personalities too
it's a match made in hellfire
still interested

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You remember her name off the top off your head? I might go a-searching in the meantime.

also, moar?

Sorry Sup Forumsro I'd be all about hooking a fellow user up with a great crazy fuck, but I burned the shit out of that bridge. Haven't spoken to her in 9 years - and I doubt her yahoo would work. I'm half tempted to look through my blocked list to see if I remember her name. And what fresh hell might happen if I unblocked it to check.... like you have no idea... I just heard satanic organ music playing at the thought of it.

Of course I'm also diamonds right now thinking about what a great lay she was.

>Missionary
>Slow deep thrusts
>Slowly bring face into hers
>Eyes lock
"Your acne's really bad today"

I tell girls in the most seductive possible way about food, like moist cakes and juicy, tender meats.

Not that I can think of anything interesting a girl has said to me during sex.

Something like Porphy ?

>CR
Just pick a hole and fuck it until you cum.

>C
You fuck better than my brother.

>L
Told me about her rape and came through tears.

>J
My moms a whore, you should fuck her too.

>JM
I'll suck your dick hard and you can rape her while she's passed out if you let me watch.

>T
I wanna have a three way with you and my dog.
I want to teach my daughter to fuck with your cock.

>K
I sucked my son's hard dick while he was asleep.

They get so turned on, but weirded out at the same time. It's addictive.

M im guessing.

Not bad, Loving the crazies.

Any of them ever go to far for you?

I HAVE AIDS

Example?

Too far for me? No. I draw out the perv in them.

Yeah it was M, she was loyal as fuck, and kind- like truly kind unlike most humans. Not shallow, and didn't care about me fucking other girls as long as she could watch or listen. Hard to find that mad loyalty in American wenches nowadays.

Ex whispered "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams" in my ear right as I was about to jizz... Laughing so hard I couldn't finish

she said
>UGgggggHMmmmmmHHmmmmm

"Doggy style? Or am I too cute?"
She wasn't cute.

Sup Forumsrofist, what's the fun of limits if we don't break them?

Nigga you fucked Fred flintstone

Allahu akbar

Fucking beautiful

"Your pussy is so hot.... just like a spicy over-roasted chicken... i'd lick you all over... and eat you out so hard like a beast... ram it in... my fork that is.... and repeated thrust more meat into your lower mouth..."

Say this in the ear with a little bit of nibbling and biting. It literally drives her crazy.

I personally would not have held back the rage at that, and probably a phone and a face would have ended up smashed.

should've seen it man... literally have never had a person more angry at me in my life

So what are the pros and cons of dating crazy girls like them, and what kind of mental issues did they have?

Nice/

>> you know i'm a nazi right?
The girl said that?

Fucking lost

Well, don't be too jealous, I've had close calls.

But yeah, just go to /soc/ it's even easier nowadays with Kik and Skype.

Just anonymously look for chicks into fucked up things no sane woman would admit to. The fun never ends, but neither do the threats and neurotic-ism.

Herpes breakout?
Fattie?
French?
bland bitch, then hilarious trajectory error?
teenager jailbait?

"Do you like it when I suck your cock daddy?"

Not actually a daughter, just a freak

Not even sure what my limits are.

>M
If you get here before Friday you can have me before I'm legal

>MF
Stick your dick in her asshole while I eat her pussy

>JM
Wash your cum off my face with your piss

>S
Is that my sister's cunt I taste on your dick?

>MJ
She doesn't talk yet. You could teach her to give head and no one would know.

I just realized I also have a thing for crazy chicks. I've dated a couple.

They never said anything good during sex though.

"Fuck my ass and teach me a lesson!"

"Am I sucking your cock good enough?"

"Pull out and common my hairy cunt"

My personal top three...

Full house!

Mother of Gets!

Sabbat, you fucking bloodbag