Roast me Sup Forums
Roast me Sup Forums
Jace Reyes
Charles Allen
I don't roast pigs. I fuck them then introduce them to my parents.
Kevin Jackson
Wouldn't mind it.
Landon James
Wouldn't want to start a grease fire
Anthony Watson
wonder how many razors it would take to clean that neckbeard
Henry James
The only thing you want roasted is a cheese burger!
Josiah Perez
I would fuck the he'll out of you ,can't roast sorru
Carson Butler
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Leo Johnson
nobutsrsly
I'd worship those feet, then punch your titties nonstop with full force until they were bruised, battered melons, spewing blood and puss.
They'd be left unusable fun bags, and so damaged, you'd have to get them removed from your body...
Basically, I'd make you my girlfriend.
Eli Hall
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William Fisher
Sorry a cut from you is too fat to roast
Elijah Gonzalez
Are you sure you need a roast there biggins
Camden Anderson
Bump
John Parker
/thread
Ian Collins
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Jonathan Nelson
Sorry, I don't own an oven big enough
Austin Nguyen
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Dominic Moore
20 minutes a pound should be enough roasting
Colton Perry
can i just rape you??
Ayden Carter
She looks like she would be the sweetest girlfriend. No, I'm not knighting either.
Nathan Sanchez
Tits, now.
Henry Robinson
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Owen Diaz
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Matthew White
can i haz tits?
Dominic Carter
your tats are fucking ugly
Liam James
You got facefucked by a train.
Benjamin Martinez
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Matthew Sanders
i bet yo ass sittin there in the fuckin dark like "BOY HOWDY i bet it'd be a really fun thread if i got a bunch of fuckin retards like me on Sup Forums to make fun of some fat bitch!" you take as much time as you need while saying this, being sure to cram your face with generic off brand cheetos between every 4 words, while subconsciously lusting after the chick you posted, hating yourself because you're not even good enough to fuck white trash.