Roland Deschain is a nignog

Roland Deschain is a nignog.
WHY?

Who cares?

Anyone who read Dark Tower.

The question stands.

Why does it matter

Because the fictional representation of a fictional character is FUCKING IMPORTANT IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS, GODDAMNIT.

God...he should be the next James Bond

Eh not really, tbh I hate black people but he is the only one I actually like

but I believe he is mixed

Only thing disappointing here is how small those guns look. They were described to be so much more massive.

People care because The Dark Tower does point out that Roland is white and does play a role in the character

>WHY?
his parents were also nigs.

>this

And blue, but they do look pretty massive in that photo... not the phone tho

You people saying WHY are fucking retarded. Because he is white in the god damn books, and in all other productions depicting him. Including movies, comics, and art. I seriously hate our entire society for making this acceptable. Fuck you people.

Side note, that dude is one of my favorite actors. He is a bad ass mother fucker. Does that qualify him to play roland deschain? Absolutely not. The only person who has been considered that was even decent was javier bardem.

Also based Matiu Machonaguey is playing the man in black.

Not to mention there are probably over a 1000 words describing his blue eyes.

And yeah those guns are puny.

They are fucking this whole thing up of course. Piece of shit hollywood fucks.

ROLAND DESCHAIN IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE CLINT FUCKING EASTWOOD!

Firstly, fuck you. Secondly, race is not something we should judge people by. But it sure as hell exists. And Roland Deschain is a blue eyed white male. Its that fucking simple.

I'm not gonna lie but that fag who plays thor in the newer marvel movies may be over hyped but I think he could play the part quite alright. Plus he kinda looks like Clint Eastwood with kinda short hair and a cigar in his mouth (the character was inspired by Eastwood from the dollars trilogy).

If they make Eddie a fucking woman I swear to god we riot

If they made Roland black, they'd must have dropped the Odetta character.

only a fool would put any trust in film getting a king story right anyway. there was never a chance this would be good. kings writing doesn't translate to film well.

And probably Oy will be a god damn pug.

>only one I actually like

go watch cuck porn phaggot

The new Eddie

Or just rail at Roland for reasons not including being a honky ass motherfuck

She's crazy as shit, it's not like it'll be difficult to write other ways of her being insane.

fivehead

I believe what everyone's trying to say is, why does it matter if it isn't detrimental to the story in any way?
The white walkers in game of thrones were supposed to be able to speak, but the dialect would be similar to that of crackling ice. The director took this detail out duringbfilming because he had a different vision when making the walkers, and it wouldn't derive the story of any important information. Just like this scenario, it doesn't matter

I don't care that he's black, I care that he's a pussy. I will never see him as a tough guy and Roland Deschain is a fucking tough guy.

You might as well cast Clint Howard.

And the fuckers also killed Barristan Selmy who was a major character in the development of the Siege of Mereen. So D&D aren't the best fucking example.

Guess you never watched the Wire.

I don't think I care about it much, hopefully it'll be a good movie

But imagine if it was the opposite situation, you could probably say for sure there'd be a lil media chimp out

#oscarssowhite

I laughed, I raged, and I cried along with the Dark Tower. Idris just doesn't have the chops to pull off that level of acting. He's not even in the ball park.

At least the bad guy will be good.

Is this the series with the fast as fuck monster that has blades all over his body or something like that?

No, that would be Lilo and Stitch

I'll take that as a no then, peace

I know, its fucking gay. He's supposed to look like sort of a mix between Steven King and Clint Eastwood.

Dark Tower is probably my favorite fiction series ever; I don't think *anyone* has the chops for that.

Guess I'm just inclined to optimism about Elba in particular because King wrote the damn series and he seems pretty enthused.

It can't be detrimental to the story because the story fucking sucked anyway.
I read the first one and there where a few good scenes here and there. So I read the second one, again a few good concepts among piles of shit. Damn my mild OCD, I had to finish the series even though the number of good moments slowly dropped the same while the books quadrupled in length and the shit piled up.
Overall the series seriously fucking sucked. Nothing the film makers do could make it worse.
Ewe Boll could direct it better than the books.

John?

Fuck my wasted trips

The Shrike?

That's the one! thank you user, I now realize it's a different series

hey tony hows it going

You're a fucking disgrace. Off yourself silently