Post incorrect hot dogs

Post incorrect hot dogs

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you sick fuck

Somebody literally shit into a bun. What the fuck is wrong with vegans.

That's not vegan, turds come from animals.

Sorry I went too far

here's another

really not sure about this one

and here are the fingers

Не благодари.

u wot m8

These look silly, but I would still eat them. My ex's mom made a cake that looked like a litter box with shit and clumps of piss in it once. Cake was great, I ate it, my gf was a dumbass and threw a big fit about how gross it was because it looked so real.

/blogpost

I'm sorry to hear that

Looks like you got your load order wrong and some textures aren't loading

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Someone took advantage of these poor defenseless hotdogs and mutilated them :(

There aint even no hot dogg in that picture son

The shells are there....

tentadogg

...It's called a bun.

>shells

triggered

deez are taco shells

"What is irony?", Alex.

a 2nd variation of hot dog pizza

OK then, peels. You happy now?

what is 'being retarded'

correct mr snigger

If you look closely, you'll see it's not actually a hot dog but a child dressed up like a hot dog

There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man.

Ok guiz its ben fun hotdogg posting with you all, momm says i hafe to get to bed now so bie

What is 'butthurt?' Alex.

It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity.

The twilight zone?

ok im already high i dont need this

It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition

Those are just corndogs, user.

How did they even fire it hard enough to pierce the ball?

Now you're thinking with portals.

I feel like this is gonna be the twilight zone
Man I used to watch that shit when I was a kid. Good stuff

this actually looks delicious

between science and superstition,
and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge.

>How did they even fire it hard enough
>fire it
>through the ball
>instead of drill a fuckin hole

This is the dimension of imagination.

Okay seriously what the fuck. The toxins from the plastic would melt through them.

>ruining comedy 101

This is

the hmmmmm zone

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Boiling water doesn't affect latex, fam.

if you call that comedy im concerned

I've done this. It's not as bad as it sounds. Though ketchup is for fags, use tabasco sauce. or frank's red hot if you're a pussy.

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It just looks... Wrong.

nice trips

Jew's in a blanket?

>condoms
>plastic
are you real?

>yes ill take 10 hard tacos
>No meat, cheese, beans, or anything else that comes on it,
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>that will be $8 please pull up

I'm terrified but I also want to know what the hell it's made out of.

Can't they burn on the side of the pan?

the dog is raw FUCKING RAW

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Literally had this served to me what the fuck

>deli mustard
a filthy fucking casual, whoever it was

Did this nigger use a leaf from a houseplant to garnish??

Hot dogs all come pre cooked. Cold dogs are just rolled up balogna.

Brown mustard, relish, and mustard make objectively the best hotdog.

this thread is beautiful.

let it be known that today there was a good thread on Sup Forums

what the fuck is this? a good thread on Sup Forums?

You ruined it fags

Wish I knew how to save full thread. This one would be worth it.

Ah I get it. The hanging pans are facing different directions. Clever.

I see nigger lips in the washing machine.

HOLY SHIT, CANNOT UNSEENEDEDED.

thats either a laundry washer or dryer but why is it in the kitchen? No dishwasher? This picture is all kinds of fucked up

I am too high for this.

Obligatory

Dude has a washing machine in his kitchen?
I wonder if his dishwasher is in the laundry room...

fake

Man-naise.

are those maggots????????

they're actually toenail clippings, i was there when the original was posted

everybody just thinks it's ramen though

this is one of the best threads ive seen in a while

My thoughts, exactly.

I'll take 'How much have you seen?' for 200, Alex.

LOL

Fucking kek

>didn't finish their fucking juice

What is wrong with kids these days?

he's right though, this is the best Sup Forums thread in a very long time

Every american hot dog is an incorrect hot dog.

Seriously, I can't understand that you can eat that shit. Was the thing about america that disappointed me the most. Do you even know what a sausage is supposed to taste like? And would heating the bread kill you?

Idk why but i am laughing uncontrollably

It's not a sausage, it's a hot dog. They are bologna in tube form.

Try a hot dog from a New York hot dog cart. Preferably find a vendor who speaks little English and looks like a hobo, the grubbier the better.
I was unimpressed on my visit there but some Slavic man sold me this weird triple-hotdog looking thing and it blew my fucking dick off it was so good.

>Hot dog not being a sausage
Wat.
Hot dog definition:
"a small cooked sausage that is mild in flavor and is usually served in a long roll (called a hot dog bun)"

I feel bad for you user, if you have never had a proper hot dog. You've been lied to my friend.

thats a cold dog
get it?
a cold dog

this is made of hotdog

/watch?v=ialTlWbALmk

Honestly I just never looked up the definition of hot dog.

I also guess I assumed sausages needed an outer skin or whatever to keep them together. hot dogs don't have that.

But I actually did that. Precisely in new york, and I tried again in washington, just to be certain I wasn't simply unlucky the first time.

Each time it was a role of some substance other than meat, in a cold, tasteless "bread", with bland ketchup and mustard on it.
Now I am not simply hating on america here, as I liked a lot of other fastfood, but I cannot fathom how you would ever eat one of those hot dogs when you have an alternative.

We have sausages.

>2014+2
>Not looking up definition of hot dog on a daily basis

sausages have some meat (cooked muscle) where hotdogs basically have no meat.

I don't know man, you got bad luck or something.
The hotdog-esque thing I ate was fairly spicy though the bread was the generic white hotdog bun shit.
Of course, I've suffered through boiled hotdogs so maybe any hotdog would've tasted good.