banjo juice tits edition
/cum/
Brandon Edwards
Isaac King
get in here fags
Christian Lee
this edition isnt your mans and is better.
Adam Watson
this is now a seal thread
Henry Baker
it was quite a few years ago so my memory of it is hazy (it was also traumatizing)
basically i was fishing and had to take a shit, try to lean off the boat, ended up tipping it over and a fish hook happened to snack right into my butthole
Grayson Brown
Who is this? She's nice as fuck
Jonathan Campbell
Ummm... how would you know how nice she is if you don't know her? ?
Sebastian Perry
Lucas Torres
>banjo juice tits
nice! I am a banjo champion!
Matthew Williams
...
Luis Evans
*kisses you*
Austin Sanchez
no
Caleb Gutierrez
yowza
Landon Allen
emma
Jason Reyes
>I'm proud of my substance abuse
Aiden Ramirez
...
Hudson Hernandez
>yazdi
she arab?
Levi Sullivan
>I can't tell the difference between one-off goons tampering trying to influence the election versus state sponsored hacking
Xavier Hill
>1/3 to 1/2 the teams are America related
>only Rate me and Yuros have ever won
HOW?
Jaxon Flores
>I'm so insecure I d
ouble post
Josiah Miller
...
Jaxson Rivera
>I fuck up my greentexting
Brandon Clark
Wyatt Wood
>I get trips lower than 888
Hudson Evans
Pass
Blake Campbell
>tfw you realize you were born too late
Landon Harris
>I haven't gotten trips in this thread
Carson Morris
So uh... Bajachan...
What was with all that nudes talk the other night?
Charles Sanders
honestly life is still like this, you just have to be an outgoing character and get others to look up from their phones
few weeks ago I chatted up everyone in subway and got everyone conversing. good time
Alexander King
>I think getting trips defines a mans worth
Kayden Watson
oh not that, I was talking about the orange slurpee
i never see that anymore, only coke and cherry
Eli Robinson
>I bring up trips and then get defensive when they're mentioned
William Taylor
OC:William
Description:soft lucious cheeks,lips like a couch
Wears:Leather jacket,dark clothes,fingerless gloves,tight jeans that barely ft,no underwear
Hair:reverse mohawk,red and lavender streaks across both sides
Wounds:scar on the left tibia
Shoes:webbed toe shoes
he's also very pretty
Cameron Ortiz
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Jacob Powell
That's a secret.
Have a good night, /cum/
See you later!
Nathaniel Campbell
fucking louisiana lmao
Hunter Fisher
me on the left
Nolan Flores
fuck off, me on the left
Isaiah Morales
>a couple of bydlos supposedly had more influence on the election than the entire MSM, democratic party, Hollywood, global elites like soros, and the Clinton machine
Really makes you think.
Josiah Rogers
>California flag
>louisiana
"no"
Ryder King
Fuck off, it's me.
Alexander Myers
*kills you*
David Flores
*it was only a hologram*
heh
Carson Hughes
Disappointing lewd post.
Goodnight.
Aaron Reyes
Poor Greenland
Eli Davis
>I bully smaller states for no reason
William Green
*pulls out twin katanas and starts to spin*
*cuts off both ur heads*
Psssssh......
Jacob Myers
>2 AM
aaaAAAAAA kill me I've been here since 10 """"""""""studying""""""""""
Isaac Rodriguez
I mean you seem pretty set in your opinions and should go to Sup Forums to be a chatty kathy about that shit, but you have to at least respect the wealth and influence of the russian government. they're not total idiots
Ryder Cook
>he's not done with finals
Bentley Phillips
William:*Do absolutely nothing*
Caleb Williams
>my state has less than 30,000,000 people living in it
Zachary Butler
How can she slap :thinking" ?
Ryder Davis
Heh...that was just a hologram...
Justin Garcia
You'll get it done but, Ill start in a few hours
Dominic Turner
>tfw no clingy qt with fat tits that always wants me to squeeze her pillowtits
End my life /cum/
Joseph Cruz
Is it weird that I find footjobs hot as hell but don't actually like feet on their own?
Thomas Cooper
>I live outside of the west coast and south of Lodi, California
Sebastian Jenkins
comfy as fuck
Levi Johnson
*William travels through time and finds you*
Wyatt Roberts
D-Does all of Canada count?
Logan Mitchell
>I live south of Elk Grove, California
Benjamin Bell
There's no way you'll be able to find him, user. No one has. He's the Zodiac Killer...
Nicholas Clark
>California? Yeah bro, that's home for me!
Austin Hernandez
thank god these people broke off from the confederate states of america and joined the union
youtube.com
Nathaniel King
The only total idiots are the ones who don't come to terms with the fact that Clinton was the worst candidate in decades and blame russia for her corruption, terrible campaign, primary rigging, war mongering and anti US policies.
James Hughes
>my country's population and GDP is lower than that of California
Adrian Hall
>I don't live in the southside of Shreveport, Louisiana where Burger King, the gym, the gas station, and the liqueur store are all 1 minute away
Logan Smith
>You know man, fuck California. I'd rather live in a small state on the East Coast. It's just so much cozier and comfier there with the smaller population.
Christian Flores
to be fair you ARE from the west coast
jesus man, there for a reason.
Christian Richardson
*William becomes a dinosaur and launches a tomahawk missile in flames from north korea to his timeline*
Wyatt Campbell
anyone here ever live abroad at any point? i really want to leave the US but i'm not sure where to go.
Noah Hernandez
>look at how big my state is reddit!
Dylan Martin
Dahnald, those allegations were never proven. I must now uhh... leave....
Brayden King
Heh...if he doesn't find me, I'll find him
Colton Lewis
why do only white people get down syndrome?
Joshua Ross
think im gonna read some man in the high castle then do a sleep
why are all these nip fucks obsessed with americana shit
Elijah Foster
>Pensylvanian education
Nathaniel Cruz
>look how small my state is, ifunny!
Hudson Young
I know a spic with down syndrome
Jaxon Smith
Gabriel Bennett
>implying you wouldn't want to live this way
This is a real life Trailer Park Boys, guys. How can you resist?
Gabriel Cruz
>>Pensylvanian education
Elijah Lopez
>look at how gay my posts are 9gag!
Eli Scott
*William stops time and plays madden moblie while william is cooking you*
Kayden Sullivan
>tiny box add-on to new york talking trash
Jaxon Harris
Whatcha looking for bud?
Kevin Hernandez
I used to live in Ukraine.
Carson Ramirez
>memey park boys
Juan Phillips
Come home white man.
But in all seriousness this is a good place to immigrate to, just avoid the shitholes.
Parker Bailey
i like all people equally, no matter what state you're from!
Nolan Campbell
anywhere really but not in the west. something like south east asia or maybe even china. i'm looking for somewhere that isn't crazy expensive but isn't 3rd world either.
Brody Russell
>you know man, I'm just not even going to pretend to be someone else for my fedora posts. I'm just going to say independent thoughts such as "Pensylvanian education" and "tiny box add-on to new york talking trash" and add a fedora picture
Henry Wood
screw you swamp man
hate me just like I hate you
Anthony Brooks
>New Yorks fucktoy
>New Yorks fat west coats cousin
Henry Allen
>i like all people equally, no matter what state you're from!
Josiah Perry
*rhythmic clapping intensifies*
Justin Wright
is that your native country?
i thought of that too, either mexico or brazil
Charles Lee
>i like all people equally, no matter what state you're from!
Parker Morales
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