/nfl/ general - DEFENSE WINS CHAMPIONSHIPS edition

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FIRST for NFC West

Second for the shit-shaded AFC North.

Third for VEGAS BETTER SAY NO

Broncos?

Eagles!

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BOLD BRAVE BERRY up in this nigga. I know y'all ready for that sweet chiefs action.

I'm talking mother fucking most efficient QB on the god damn game manager's list, Alex "WHITE MAMBA" Smith

There's no way we aren't securing the AFC west this year, and the Super Bowl.

I don't want to go to your board, Denmark. I don't want to get aspergers.

>Kansas City class

When is the last time you won the division?

'69 and '93 lol

when was the last time you shut the fuck up bitch, at least we're in the playoffs nigga.

When was the last time you put 40 points down in a playoff game, or had a shut out in the playoffs?

>we're

Doesn't matter if they still fucking lose
>we're

i rep my team, nigga fuck outta here with that shit.

i'm wearing my chiefs polo right the fuck now, you know what happens when I go home? I put on my god damn chiefs pajama's, grab me a chiefs can of bud light, and slap that bitch in my chiefs can koozie, and then I check the latest Chiefs news before playing Madden as the Chiefs and dunking 900 points on every god damn NFL team that's ever existed and then some, bitch fag boy.

i can't really hear you behind this team's 6 super bowl rings, bruh

Keep living in the shadow of the broncos and raiders, nerd

he still doesn't know how hard brady cucked alex kek

i don't even know why your old fat QB having ass nigga up in this thread, stay up north BITCHHHHH

nigga, raiders and charger are the obvious shadows of the west, chiefs and bronco have always been the most elite force to deal with throughout.

and the broncos are pretty trash with their defense splitting and papa johns retiring.

CHIEFS ARE PRIMED AND READY FOR THE TITLE BITCH NIGGA COME GET THIS SHIT

so cucked

so very cucked

>old fat QB who won two super bowls rings
>frail QB who can't handle playoff pressure with no super bowl rings

I don't think you realize you're talking about the #1 white rushing QB

>2014 game

been going on for longer than that, too buddy.

>#1 rushing qb
I think you meant to post this guy.

>#1 white rushing QB
He's #4 if you count the niggers.

>2009

>2015-6

>Manning's old ass outran """""white mambas""""" entire season in the afc championship kek

apparently that comic creator thinks peyton's on hgh too

And the chiefs still lost

>2016

chiefs win my heart every year though

Does any Eagles fan pull for KC to win because of the fat man?
I do.

Was anyone autistic enough to average all of Sup Forums's nflplayoffpredictor records and get an ultimate Sup Forums NFL prediction?

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i pull for eagles now 'cause chiefs OC

>watching the Seahawks getting embarrassed in Los Angeles, Cale4nia

I cannot wait.

>LA Rams new QB
He's gonna have a rough rookie year in the nfc west

He does well under pressuring defenses.

We will just run Gurley a million times a game, a couple Goff dragons.

We 9-7 nao.

Jeff Fisher is literally incapable of coaching above a 7-9 record.

>college football same as nfl football

.521 in his coaching career.

>#1 White rushing QB

Oh, not quite.

IT'S A GHOST

That's what my point is. He's a .500 coach.

How about in the last 5 years?

You're gonna continue to suck, especially if Fisher is re-signed. The owner just prefers it that way.

Yeah. I was agreeing with you, moron.

Atleast he's .500

You could be a raiders fan and Jack del rio is the coach, 500 is an epic accomplishment

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My favorite is 7-9 is a kick ass record meme lol

rio hasn't done shit in a decade

jeff fischer will probably be in the top 10 of head coach wins after this season lel

Jack del Rio will go 11-5 this season en route to our 4th Super Bowl.

>Jack del Rio
>former Jaguars head coach

el oh el no

Del Rio was a good coach with the Jags retard. Not to mention he's a hell of a defensive coordinator.

rate m8s

56/64

every year it feels like you guys pick the jets to get the #1 overall pick but they never do. they won 8 games with geno in 2013 with a much worse team around him, idk 6-10 seems like a safe bet. the defense is too good to only win 3 games

The AFCW is the Raiders' to lose.

Lol no he wasn't. He made the playoffs 2-9 years in Jacksonville. This Del rio is a good coach meme needs to die.

Chip Kelly is a better coach and that's not saying much

> yfw If you look at records fisher is actually a better coach

>raiders fans not once

Del Rio is good because I say he's good and I am God of Football.

going to KC this month for a cardinals/royals game. Like the royals as a team but im going to be sporting cardinal red and id love for some skinnyfat royals fan to try this shit to me. Going to be a good rowdy time at kaufman and im ready for some lighthearted bantz

bitch be royal up in this nigga you going up against world champions, so you best be on your best behavior

you get royally smacked up, bitch nigga, straight outta kauffman nigga. fuck you cardinals suck shit dick, i hope you get your ass raped in the stalls and left to bleed out anally like a little red bitch.

enjoy your trip

>good rowdy time
>lighthearted bantz
>ends up like guy getting presence-raped

Barves > Roylels.

m8 the management in Jacksonville was pure ass the entire time JDR was there. The fact he still managed to make the playoffs, especially twice, after all of the fluky talent from the beginning of the Jags' history left says and the Jags being an unmitigated dumpster fire after he left (until Shad Khan took over and slowly started fixing shit) says a lot.

He's no Belichick, but he's certainly no Chip Kelly either.

And you would do what exactly in that situation?

>when you realize the Bold Brave Berry guy is actually the guy in the webm he always posts.

First says shouldn't be there. Just woke up and can't proofread for shit.

What do you think of Geno starting this year? I can understand that Fitz already has a rapport with Decker and Marshall but they bailed him out a ton. A lot of writers have been saying he could have been intercepts about10 more times but he got lucky.

>that feel when you got the best WR in the draft and teams don't realize it

What? Goff was a loser in college, you really think that's going to change going against Seattle and Arizona twice a year? I already see that 100 yard star in Goff and he hasn't taken a snap yet.

Royals fans and their team are nigger tier, don't go you're going to end up getting stabbed.

>ANYONE in the nfc north getting less than 8 wins

you got Corey Coleman?

what language is this
i wont end up like the guy in the webm. im always down for lighthearted bantz with a fan from the opposition win or lose but i also have a little self respect. im not a fighter or anything but i do lift most people dont fuck with me
tell him to stop. if he didnt id stand up and intimidate him, that would probably be enough to end it judging by that guys size. if not id have no problem hitting him square in the jaw, although id hate to miss any of the game.
chiefs fans maybe. most royals fans i know are white. at least the real ones not the bandwagonners that just popped up. Ill be in good seats tho so that alone should weed out the nigs

engrish bitch, do you speak it?

Thats not Daniel Braverman

That's not Joe Hansley

We beat Seattle twice last year with Nick Foles and Case Keenum, you fucking retard. The Rams play at their best in the division. Goff will be fine, an Andy Dalton type. That's all he needs to be.

thats not pharoh cooper

i like the optimism but i really hated that fucking trade. our defense was built by giving away rg3 for a shitton of picks and we literally just did the exact opposite. feels bad man

>Spending the first overall pick on Andy Dalton

>an Andy Dalton type
so a choker?

>not getting an aj mccarron type

Eww, who would draft a fat Asian with disgusting tattoos?

who would draft someone with a gay name like flacco?

whats gay about a name like Flacco or are you just memeing?

it sounds too much like fappo to me.

>asian
wut

that's not even a fucking word

sure it is
>Fappoccino
i hear it on gay porn all the time

Also go Raiders

>posting an apehoop link on a patrician sports thread
god i can't wait for the season to start

When is he going to retire guys? Will he play til he dies?

>when you realize he is 43 years old

i think he just wants to cuck belichick and kraft one more time in the playoffs and have a fifth ring over brady

m8 I didn't know, I just wanted to see who got the get

I wonder where he stands in points scored relative to QBs

All he has to do is kick.
Comfiest NFL position that or Long snapper. You just kick all day and don't have to do insane conditioning. Look at Janikowski that land whale is fat as hell.