Im drunk

Im drunk.
Im bored.
Whart do?

Write "Sup Forums rules" on your wall.

kill yourself

>o
no my wife get mad

Text your ex and your boss. That always works out well

Not that drunk

in the military on leave. boss is overseas. texting my ex

They should both get a kick out of it lolz

Fuck... i deleted her number.... what do?

Jerk off then act like somebody stole your liquor

Only boring people get bored
Why are you so uninteresting?

I already jerked off like 30 min ago... ugh. its gonna be raw as fuck

Rob a liquor store.

I was playing starcraft but that got boring. Its like 3 in the morning and i would normally be asleep, which is why i am not intertesting i guess

Blow something up.
Fire and explosions are always fun.

Its super late though. My neighbors would be all pissed off

Then tell your wife "Sup Forums fucking rules" then.

Then claim your mom beat you as a child

I have plenty of liquor here, also i doubt i would make much money

My mom beat me as a child

just did, she said "what the fuck" and then told me to go to bed

Then you have to believe it

I havent spoken to my mom in over 14 months. over a stupid arguement that neither of us are willing to admit we are wrong

spoiler : she is totally in the wrong

Beat her ass for posing as your mom

Pics or it didn't happen

Naw man I have "happy" marriage. in the sense that she is out of my league so i forgive her for her psychotic behavior

kek

Call her up and logically explain why she is a faggot. Blow her brains out then blow your brains out. Pics or it didn't happen.

Just finished playing starcraft II for 2 hours. went 2-4 despite being shitfaced

she is 1200 miles away... by choice. also i dont own a gun. (yay Connecticut gun laws)

That's what they want you to believe.

She's fucking every civilian that makes a pass at her. Blow her brains out.

Found my ex's number. Texted, she did not respond. posssibly because it is 330 in the morning here

also apparently she texted me 2 weeks ago. i missed it because i was plowing my wife

Or probably she has tyrell's dick in her

well good for her then, hers is bigger than my dick for sure. (grower not a show-er)

Don't they allow you to listen to music on the shitride?

UPDATE:

just finished my 6th long island iced tea. I am reaching critical drunk levels. Also worth noting i am a lightweight

Yes, however it is nothing but sting cover bands and late 90s fleetwood mac

Also can I say that the capatcha is fucking hilarious for someone who is this drunk and who does not know what the fuck a storefront is

my gums are numb and I would like to go golfing tomorrow

Did it make you cry? Make you break down? Shatter your illusion of love?

My penis is leaking but im not sure of the reason

i would like to jerk off to something but i dont have any ideas. suggestions?

Stevie Knicks is most likely the reason.

is this a girl? because damn, would do

r8 this meme.

Is a cheeese with a mustache. I give 8/10 becuase I have nerver heard of but is good cheese

Become the liquor

Crazy on you

Beat Up some niggers and Take there bike

IU live in a lilly-white town. no niggers here, and we like it that way

>we're all black