Im drunk.
Im bored.
Whart do?
Im drunk
Write "Sup Forums rules" on your wall.
kill yourself
>o
no my wife get mad
Text your ex and your boss. That always works out well
Not that drunk
in the military on leave. boss is overseas. texting my ex
They should both get a kick out of it lolz
Fuck... i deleted her number.... what do?
Jerk off then act like somebody stole your liquor
Only boring people get bored
Why are you so uninteresting?
I already jerked off like 30 min ago... ugh. its gonna be raw as fuck
Rob a liquor store.
I was playing starcraft but that got boring. Its like 3 in the morning and i would normally be asleep, which is why i am not intertesting i guess
Blow something up.
Fire and explosions are always fun.
Its super late though. My neighbors would be all pissed off
Then tell your wife "Sup Forums fucking rules" then.
Then claim your mom beat you as a child
I have plenty of liquor here, also i doubt i would make much money
My mom beat me as a child
just did, she said "what the fuck" and then told me to go to bed
Then you have to believe it
I havent spoken to my mom in over 14 months. over a stupid arguement that neither of us are willing to admit we are wrong
spoiler : she is totally in the wrong
Beat her ass for posing as your mom
Pics or it didn't happen
Naw man I have "happy" marriage. in the sense that she is out of my league so i forgive her for her psychotic behavior
kek
Call her up and logically explain why she is a faggot. Blow her brains out then blow your brains out. Pics or it didn't happen.
Just finished playing starcraft II for 2 hours. went 2-4 despite being shitfaced
she is 1200 miles away... by choice. also i dont own a gun. (yay Connecticut gun laws)
That's what they want you to believe.
She's fucking every civilian that makes a pass at her. Blow her brains out.
Found my ex's number. Texted, she did not respond. posssibly because it is 330 in the morning here
also apparently she texted me 2 weeks ago. i missed it because i was plowing my wife
Or probably she has tyrell's dick in her
well good for her then, hers is bigger than my dick for sure. (grower not a show-er)
Don't they allow you to listen to music on the shitride?
UPDATE:
just finished my 6th long island iced tea. I am reaching critical drunk levels. Also worth noting i am a lightweight
Yes, however it is nothing but sting cover bands and late 90s fleetwood mac
Also can I say that the capatcha is fucking hilarious for someone who is this drunk and who does not know what the fuck a storefront is
my gums are numb and I would like to go golfing tomorrow
Did it make you cry? Make you break down? Shatter your illusion of love?
My penis is leaking but im not sure of the reason
i would like to jerk off to something but i dont have any ideas. suggestions?
Stevie Knicks is most likely the reason.
is this a girl? because damn, would do
r8 this meme.
Is a cheeese with a mustache. I give 8/10 becuase I have nerver heard of but is good cheese
Become the liquor
Crazy on you
Beat Up some niggers and Take there bike
IU live in a lilly-white town. no niggers here, and we like it that way
>we're all black