> Be me (19)
> Go to GameStop for the BO2 midnight release
> inb4 consolefag (so the fuck what)
> Meet 9/10 Hawaiin Latina slim body fat ass
> Her mother is there for the game
> Strike up a conversation with the mom to get the cuties attention
> MFW it works, she starts looking over, checking me out, and giggling at every joke I tell
> Continue?
probably not
It's cool. But no. Have a nice day
No, thanks
yeah no
> Start including the cutie into the conversation
> Fastfoward through pointless talking
> Notice I forgot my wallet
> Ask her to hold my place for me
> Come home to my gf asking if I got the game
> NOPE. JPG.
> search the pants I wore that day
> SUCCESS
> Quickly rush back to the line in pure excitement (The kind of feeling you get before seeing a gal you have a crush on)
> Return to see two guys flirting with her
> Too easy lol
> Cont?
Nope
Do it
>hawaiian
>latina
>slim
>fat
what the fuck, faggot.
So what?
> Purposely walk past her to thank her mom for holding my spot and cont talking
> Cutie quickly comes back to me
> "I hate it when guys flirt with me they Dont even know me blah blah blah blah"
> "Yeah I know we're pretty terrible."
> *giggle* (Too fucking easy)
> The mom begins egging the cutie on to ask my number
> She shyly approaches me and ask "So... Do you want my number?"
> "Sure, we should go to Chelsea market tomorrow (A little food market area in new York)
> Cont. On my phone sorry it's taking long alos high
> Ummm is it OK if I have your number
>console fag
>implying pc isn't a cancerous meme made up my reddit
She had a slim waist but her ass was curvy and round. I like to say fat. At least I get ass faggot
Kek
>getting this ass blasted over some anons comment.
I bet you rage on call of duty and call it part of the fun
Woah calm down faggot
continue you faggot
Bet this faggot hasn't pre typed
Lol
Three faggot comments in a row, well done
> Text her the whole night
> I take long to reply to speed up the process
> Ask her to let me take her to work
> "I'd love to"
> Wait at train station
> 10 minutes pass since we were supposed to meet...
> DAT gut feeling
> Tell her I have to get going
> "I'm so sorry, I took long to get ready today I'll be there soon."
> Fine
> It was like a movie, she stood out in the crowd of people around as she walked down the stairs gracefully and full of beauty
> Spent the night before looking up quick hook up tricks lol I'm a fag
> Read something about breaking the physical barrier fast
> Take her hand and hold it as we walked to the train car
> She blushed instantly
> Literally the cutest thing ever she put her head down and covered her mouth trying to conceal her smile
> holy shit this is actually working
> cont.
You can stop, don't care about niggers
Then leave this thread. There are lurkers who want to hear him out
Stfu I'm reading this
>>bear claw
>>spaghetti everywhere
>>open the door
>>get on the floor
>>everybody walk the Dinosaur
>>the end
This.
Dafuk is taking OP so long
Hurry the fuck up faggot
/thread
> We talked, only part that mattered was that she told me her favorite candy was Ferrer Rocher
> Get off train and start walking to Chelsea market
> Walking through a mini shopping plaza holding hands
> Notice a Gelato shop with a Ferrer Rocher special
> There is an unseen force that wants me to get laid
> "I have a surprise for you"
> "Oh my god really? What is it!?"
> Tell her to wait there
> Make a quick purchase
> Return to see her pretending like she wasn't paying attention to what I was doing
> "You said you like Ferrer so I got you a little treat..."
> "That's so sweet! You're a really amazing person."
> start walking her to work
> at a random stop light I look at her and pull her close, I start kissing her lips
> Too quick for the defenses to kick in
> She kisses back
> Wants to call off so we can spend more time together
> cont.
You type really fast to be on the phone user, nice
It took him like 9 mins he's slow as fuck.
Moar
> I started feeling this moral gut feeling that it was wrong to do that because I had a girl
> Start pushing her off and getting distant telling her she should just go to work
> Girls do that to men all the fucking time and I could she was the hot type that did that alot so I didn't feel bad about it
> We all know what it does to us. It makes us want them more, it's human nature
> Get to the point where she's trying to impress me to stay with her
> She literally pushes me against a building and starts making out with me heavily
> I grab her ass because I'm a fucking man and fuck morals
> My cock starts getting rock hard
> She feels it through my jeans against her leg and looked around to see if anyone was paying attention
> No one was so she started feeling against it with the palm of her soft hands
keep the thread alive
more OP
Nice dream you had there, user.
> Cont.
> I didn't even believe this was happening, almost too perfect of a situation to be true, I never had a 9/10 go after me!
> "user.... Take me home with you."
> Easy right? Nope...
> I went away from home for college so I shared an apartment with my girl
> Thankfully she was working that day
> Take train back to crib
> The PDA on that train was real my brothers
> Have to walk by my gfs job to get to our apartment...
> Fuck me right
> Quickly walk by praying she doesn't look through the shop window
> Phone starts to vibrate...
> Cont.
Check out that captcha lol
Keep going I'm almost finished
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there should be a thread for written erotica for men this shit seems to turn ppl on like 50 shades of grey type shit
Lets take our time here OP
>you type really fast
kek
I gotta go to work so I gotta speed it up
> Of course its my gf
> Tell my date I have a call from my cousin
> "user who were you walking with? Why didn't you say hi?"
> I told her it was my cousin and we were in a rush
> I could feel it through the phone that she didn't fully believe me but I was in way too deep to care, a squirrel gotta get his nut
> Take the cutie back home and rush her too the living room trying to avoid her seeing all of my girls stuff
> I start kissing her slowly trying to get that ravenous passion up again
> It works, she starts to submit to my advances and seductively lays back on the couch
> I pull her shirt off and start fondling her tits through her bra
> she's playful and tells me I have to take something off now
> I just went for it and pulled my cock out
> She started stroking my cock with her really soft hand rubbing the tips against her leggings
> Cont.
ALMOST DONE THANK YOU ALL FOR WAITING
bumping
Op is ded
just like your dad
Suspense boner
So when were there spaces In between greentexts
same
Stop no one cares about your falsehoods
FUCKING WEEABOO PIECE OF SHIT KYS KYS KYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYS
> I started sliding my hands into her leggings and thong (Dark ocean blue yum)
> Starts rubbing her pussy seductively using mediocre tricks I learned on the internet
> She starts moaning loudly... Too loudly my neighbors know me and my girl
> Start getting dominant and making her get on all fours (big couch) for me
> I can see her tight pinkish asshole through the thong
> THIS IS MY FETISH
> Pull her thong to the side of her huge round soft ass cheeks
> "Do you have a condom?"
> "Yes..."
> Run to the room and rummage through my drawer to find my mags lol
> One more
> Starts rubbing her pussy seductively using mediocre tricks I learned on the internet
Top kek
> Come back and realize she has a fucking penis
>The end
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Cri evertim
Still here
Godspeed user
a 9 online is a 5 irl
>as soon as she touched my dick i came and started farting
Kek
>Starts rubbing her pussy
are you mentally retarded
Kek
> Couldn't find it and come back disappointed telling her the bad news
> She's too hormy to care (Most women do this BTW I noticed that later in life)
> Tells me to fuck her
> Get back into position
> Her pussy is so wet that it's drooling
> That first thrust is almost indescribable
> I felt myself stretching her pussy out
> She was definitely a loud one
> moaning calling me daddy (not a turn on but I get it...)
> I got into it and started pounding her pussy rubbing her ass and grabbing her tits
> I it felt way too good so I switched her to the front so I wouldn't cum as fast
> She thought I was being romantics
> Started making out with her while I moved my hips around balls deep in her pussy
> She stops moaning and hugs me
> I could feel her pussy tighten around my cock for like 10 seconds
> Her body started twitching.
> I freaked out at first because I never did that before
> Told me she came and wants me to cum too
> Lay her on her stomach and start fucking her laying down from the back (didn't look as good but felt 2x better than doggy)
> Came in less than a minute all over her ass
> Clean up and take her home
> Landlord heard everything and told my girl
> Showed her the front building camera of us walking out together holding hands
> I deserved it.
> would do again
Lol well I'm telling you from my perspective now. That shit I read was weak but I thought it was gold at the time
youre a fucking faggot for cheating on your woman
>Daddy
Ah yes, my fetish is also the lack of a father in my life
So basically you where kick out of the apartment op?
>cheating
I agree. It was terrible of me to do that. You would've too if you had a chance to fuck a girl like that.
worth
my boy
fucking worth it
I broke her heart and things were never the same but we stayed together for a short time. Long enough for me to finish school
Good for you OP. At least you got to fuck 2 pussies in your life, while most of us have never even seen one IRL, hence all the hate.
Yeah I was trying to share what I did specifically in the beginning so it could be use by all of my bros.
You got more than what you deserved, props to your ex op.
Landlord can be sued for that
want to own a building op?
contact a lawyer
OP, was your side chick Latina or Hawaiian? Those Spanish chicks are fucking crazy, and not in the good way
Lol OP is going to go back home to find a dindo 10 inches deep in his girls ass a s then get kicked out.
Did you eat her ass Sup Forumsro
thats a coward tier bullshit excuse, there's always going to be other people that are going to catch your eye like that 9/10 of yours, but being loyal to partner is the easiest thing you can do bro
>cont.?
>"No faggot OP"
>cont.
She was Puerto Rican and Hawaiian. She was batshit crazy (found out later)
I was young. It already happened. I can only feel bad and hope karma doesn't fuck my life up. Not much else I can do.
Dude I wish I did. But we just met and I felt like these unexpected windfalls can easily be tarnished
I probably should've but I was 19 and dealing with the situation itself was a big hassle
he was 19 years old at that time for fucks sake, give him a break.
I did not fuck two 9/10 girls while I was with my first GF because "I'm not that kind of guy", still dream about one of those girls to this day.
That girl I was so loyal to cheated on me one year later, broke up with her. Had been with her from 17-21.
Thanks life.
Then I rejected a ffm 3some (no BS, long story, maybe greentext another time) while I was with my next girlfriend because "I'm not one of those guys".
That broke up with that GF 2 years later because living with her turned out to be boring and shitty. Was with that girl form 22-28.
I regret everything.
OP here, I turned down a 3 some from this cute blond co worker and the gm too. Didn't know how rare they are to come across. I know that feel bro.
regret what? not being low tier trash like that ex that cheated on you? whether youre a male or female youll always be a faggot if you cheat
if anything you should be proud that you can look in the mirror and call yourself a man for being loyal to your previous partners
I'm with you. Spent my life being a "good" guy and regret it. I'm 33 now with a 10 year relationship - that's great - but I wish I had done some shit while younger.
that is a valid stance, I won't argue, but I also cannot change the way I feel about now.
And what I feel is regret.
I am not pondering about how great a guy I am for not cheating, I am angry about having missed those presumably great experiences. Now I am 32 and in a relationship that is leading towards marriage and I will most likely never have a 3some in my whole life.
Having been in long-term relationships during my teenage years & early twenties was probably the biggest mistake I ever made.
So Sup Forums, what's your deepest desire?
goodread/10
how bigs your dick op? for future reference
looks like we'Re in the same boat then, haha
good for OP that he is not.
I never measure but a lot of women tell me that I'm really big. I only think it's true because I never ask them they just say it and I've gone too deep in a lot of women. Which sucks by the way