So Sup Forums, how many of you have girlfriends who are on birth-control? Do you trust them? Why?

So Sup Forums, how many of you have girlfriends who are on birth-control? Do you trust them? Why?

Almost all women will want to have babies at one time or another, and they will have them whether you want them or not. They will rationalise it in their tiny female brains so they don't think they are doing anything wrong, when in actual fact, they are ruining your life. Even the typically honest ones will do it.

Moral of the story: Be safe, rubber up, or get a vasectomy and put a stick in the spoke of procreation before it makes your life a living hell.

I don't know any fathers who think their life is a living hell. Biologically, it makes sense for having a child to be fulfilling.

Many men will want to delay it until they can afford it though, and it doesn't always work that way.

Only spoiled kids who can't handle responsibility think having a child is the end of the world.
Sure, you have to be more responsible, go out less, drink less, but dude, for your little boy or your little girl is it not worth it? Seeing their faces at the end of a day at work, playing with them, watching tv with them, going to the movies, watch their plays or their game or their ballet or whatever? Sounds like it's worth it, tbh.

Of course having a kid at the age of 16 when you haven't finished school isn't cool, but if you have a stable job and a stable relationship, why the hell not?

>stable job and stable relationship
This is very important, which is why a man must have full control over the spread of his genes.

Yeah, but having a child can also be an impetus to get your shit together. I just don't think you should be so doomy about it. Unless the dudes a piece of shit, he'll probably want to improve himself so he doesn't fuck up his kid's life.

only you can ruin your life, op

But imagine trying to study, work a full time job, and have time to give your baby the attention it craves all at the same time? Might work if you're superman.

You should be extra safe and cut your balls off. Can't steal your precious seed after that.

I took my girlfriend to both the appointment where she got the 3 month shot and to when she got the implant that's good for 3 years. I haven't used a condom since. We both don't want kids so this is pretty dope. No worries about taking constant pills or some shit. Just get the implant or IUD. Know your options!

I procreated at a young age. 16 and then 19. Honestly without them I would have become a full blown drug addict I'm sure. They make me want to stay clean. To set the example of how to live life.

Nice to know man, that's awesome.

both the chicks I'm fucking have 'committed' relationships and don't want it to get messy. They take their pills.

So they have their meal tickets, and their prime alpha male sperm. Sounds like they're set.

Im gay. My husband and I don't want kids. Im 34, he's 28. We have a nice house. We have our own businesses. Nice cars, nice home theater, nice stuff all over. We collect bear stuff and call our collection "bearaphernalia".

My younger brother is 32, been with the same woman since he was sixteen. They dont have kids and shes had a hysterectomy about 6 years ago. Shes a lawyer and he runs a brewery he started from his garage.

My older brother is a monk at a buddhist temple. Structural engineer by trade until he gave it up.

Our mom is passed, and dad is happy we're happy. He's glad we've all found our calling and that we're doing what we want, that we're succesful and talented in what we do.

And so your bloodline ends, after millions of years of your ancestors getting pussy, neither you or your brothers either want nor get anything

This is the problem with our culture. It favours idiots who don't plan ahead, and spread their genes like a plague, creating a nation of uneducated deadshits.

Sure, there are a few very intelligent people who have enough money to support a lot of children, but they're the minority.

>have a qt3.14 wapanese gf
>v. loyal/submissive
>after three weeks of dating, tell her I hate condoms
>she puts herself down for the pill asap without me even asking
>tfw fucking raw with no concerns
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>one day her period is late
>she's freaking the fuck out until it comes
>clear she doesn't want kids either anytime soon
>mfw I can fuck my qt3.14 JP gf raw with no worries of her screwing me over

Wait until she hits her late 20's.

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. Still a few years before that, right now, just enjoying the moment. Besides, no guarantee it's gonna last that long

Uhhhh what? I know this is b8 but ill bite.

I have no urge to have kids. Theyre fucking annoying and disgusting. Me and my bf have a puppy and thats the only sort if baby we need.

Im on birth control and ive taken that shit on the dot for the past 10 years.

Sure will my stupid brain try to make me want a baby? Of course, but all i need to do is soend 5 minutes with my niece or any other small child and that thought runs right out the damn window

>"femanon here"
>tits w/timestamp or gtfo

It's b8 with a hint of truth.

So many guys get screwed over this way. It doesn't do much for their relationship either once they realise they've been lied to. Happened to my dad, and my mother is a terrific person too.

Nah in good faggot.
You can believe me or not...i dont give a fuck.
I aint showing tits to prove shit.
If thats the case then call me fucking bob

That rule applies when gender is stated without other purpose than "look at me im a girl."

Her post makes more sense when you get some context. In this case, gender.

Well of course theyre females who do this.
I heard my grandma poked a hole in a condom and thus my dad was born lol.

But fun fact, there are some men who actually get off on impregnating women without consent...what i mean is he may lie and say hes infertile or is snipped when he is fully aware he isnt.

Its not always females bro

Ah let the newfags be newfags.
Theyll never learn

fair enough
I retract my previous statement.
How old are you now and when do you think you would plan to have/start wanting a baby?

There are*

Ah i fucked my shit up

Im 26.

Like i said i have no urge to have a baby.

And the times i do think about it all i do is literally hang out with my niece for 10 mins and my uterus is basically trying to off itself.

Kids are fucking annoying.


I have my puppy and at 4 months she can eat, shit, and walk on her own.
Unlike some stupid as 4 month old baby

If you don't have a kid, you might have difficulty socialising with your peers. It's like a mature person's version of having a cigarette at the pub; social lubricant. As long as you're honest about it if you ever want it it's fine.

come on man, that's bs. if you need to do something as stupid as having a kid when you don't want one or smoking when you don't want to just to befriend people, you've got some shitty friends. fuck those people.

A woman will always want her child after she gives birth, because brain chemistry.

I dont need to socialize with peers.

I got my friends and my bf. Some of my friends have kids but they never bring up their kids. Then again i dont hang out with girls really. Just dudes for the main part.
I think babies are cute of course and ill hold one and play with it for a few mins but i tire easily.

Like my bfs 5 year old nephew is a fucking nightmare. He thinks its funny to drool and spit when he talks. And i dont fucking dig that shit. It takes everything in my power not to smack the little shit.

I like drinking and partying...im not about to give up the small things that make me happy for a fucking kid

kill yourself jew

Sorta true....but there are women who go thru that postpartum depression shit and resent their baby.


But this is why i take birth control lol

my gf takes pils but i also use a condom. not that messi after sex. but if your gf is true to you, you dont have to worry. i mean, what crazy bitch would stop taking the pill without telling you.

Did it happen to your mother?

>gf of 7 years, ive joked for 6 years about pushing her down stairs if she gets pregnant
>anyone asks if shes going to have a kid?
>no. ill get pushed down the stairs.

>my gf/nigga

But that's just it though, they don't have to be crazy. It's natural for a woman to want to procreate, it keeps our species alive.

As far as i know...nope.

My mom likes kids and is a stay at home mother.
If it were up to her she would have had 5 kids

Lol me amd my bf basically joke the same way.

My bfs uncles are real family people and are always bugging us about when we are gonna have a kid and what i like to say is this
"If we do have a kid. You know what we're gonna name it? Abortion"

Me and my bf highfive while they get all pissy lol

>what i like to say is this
>we're gonna name it? Abortion
LEEEL

Nobody wants your soerm nigga

Shorten it to "Bort" next time you make that joke. Lead them on first, then say it's short for abortion.

well then so is it for me. but we are not animals, driven pure on our instinct and hormones. i am sure she will at some point want to have a baby and will tell me that.

I don't agree with you. I take my birth control every day and have had an abortion in my life. No kids and no desire to have kids. You are being a little paranoid but you're right about wearing a condom.

Yea the bf and i think its hilarious...his family thinks were spawns of satan im sure.

Ive also said before "i dont wanna say what would happen if i got pregnant but lets just say is rhymes with 'smasmortion'
".
Lol

mine was on birth control... i have 4 children.
Laugh at me, i don't care, they are the only reason i don't go a hero

Wouldn't ever laugh at you bro. Even smart people fall for it. But as long as you're happy with it then there's no problem in the first place.