The best of greentext

the best of greentext

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tldr;

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post something then faggot

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Hang on... There's zero greentext!?!?11!?!one!

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DUBS CHECKED

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Alright lemme tell you something. I can tell right away shes a sweet lolita. And that fashion is fucking expensive. Brand is like $500 a dress and super impossible to wash. I'd have the same reaction if someone spilled food on my brand.

MOOT SUCKS DONKEY DONG

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TESTICLES

DUBS AGAIN FUCKERS

meat spices are bad for your anus

I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND I'M VEGAN

SAMEFAGGING AN ENTIRE THREAD SUCKS BALLS POST SHIT OP

so it took them three attempts to kick over a snow fort?
great story.

C'MON NIGGERS, I DONT HAVE MUCH MORE GREEN TEXT

apparently

That is my favorite greentext ever.

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YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

2ND LAST

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YOU THOUGHT IT WAS OVER

Best of the thread so far

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BALLS

Follow up?

Tho I wouldn't have fucked OP in that case, he delivered and all.

WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF AMMUNITION COMRADE. WHAT WE DO WHEN AMMUNITION IS FINISHED?

WE DRINK VODKA IN HELL COMRADE.

NIGGERS DEAD

>wants best of greentext
>doesn't post greentext ??

Reminds me of that "Dank Meme Queen" that showed her tits on Sup Forums a few days ago and found a CP tor link on her BF's phone but leaked her personal info by mistake.
raid ended up unproductive cause she spammed and the second thread had already reached bump and image limit, a shame
Still she probably got super scared.

kek

Anyone has the story where a guy reserves a cinema ?

Allah HU aKABaar!

this one comrade?

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PRAISE THE SUN

TITS

Thx bro

YOU ARE WELCOME CAPITALIST PIG DOG

Aww, that's cute as fuck

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CHECKED

Bamp

DUBS FOR AFRICA

>Shit was cash
kek

classic

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Ah yeah I remember that, damn I'm on here all the time. I should go out more

I lold

HOly cow, totally Lost, Almost get caught during work !

please don't 404

Don't you 404 on me!

Dude getting weird looks from coworker, my goddam,sides

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>be me
>have 15
>mom died
>get her phone
>have a gf
>one day we roll play of sex
>write all night of a roleplaying sex
>she accidentaly deletes the chat
>asked me to send her screenshots of that night
>ok.jpg
>keep that photos
>months later i save the old photos and delete everything else to have my "new phone"
>everything goes right
>#roleplayingsexeverynight
>one day my dad asks me to talk
>he showed me the screenshots that he read
>trauma.jpg
>he tells me it's alright, and he didn't care if we do that
>tell that to my gf
>broke with her
>thxdad

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Does anyone have the greentext where the guy marries an older woman and his father marries the daughter of the woman?

dang, don't have it but good one.

Ohgod.
I literally was starting to feel a bit scared there.
Like. Holy shit.

Who's gonna read this shit? This is just some faggot weeaboo sob story with nothing interesting to it

awwww

Yeah. I thought it was those faggots as well.

Yea did u not no ur on Sup Forums when u posted? That's the thought I had but then i remembered who comes here

Fooking newfag pasta

gimme moar