/brit/

Manchester edition

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Disgusting

It's refreshing to see a black father actually spending time with his children

real thread

Maybe the culture is different in the UK

It's the future, user, This must be how the romans felt. Seeing human filth use their language, culture, institutions, bastardising it all. Seeing barbarians walk among their buidings, on their paved streets, unworthy yet unashamed. The neverending descent into mediocrity. The perpetual soiling of beauty and purity. Like clear mountain streams trickling down to an ocean of shit.

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Donald BALD haha

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had too much coke yesterday

FOR.
Jesus fucking Christ, you get so triggered at what other people do with their lives.

druggie

>black guy pushing a pram

now I've seen everything

MANNY MENTIONED

ceteris peribus

jesus, that was quick

WHAT HAVE I BECOME

Wish that one yank homophobe would just leave.

>no female will ever acknowledge me

Recommend me a movie pls

Whenever I talk to someone I get the feeling that they're taking the piss out of me

i think my mum is arranging my marriage for me
don't mind at all i haven't had a gf in years and this bird is fit as hell

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CANNOT take this piece of work seriously with that effeminate """"accent""""

>hayelll trawmp
screeching

Autism

Taking the dogs for a walk, later lads

protip: they are

Little Miss Sunshine
Fargo

my post was licensed under the GNU GPL so you're free to copy it and post it as you please :)

The Ballad of Narayama

every time I say something Sean Paul appears behind me and repeats what I said in a melodic/rasta fashion and we just stare awkwardly at each other for a moment

white chicks

i just watched 'Triangle'
if you're into thrillers its pretty good imo

hey my internet's back

Howling at how Trump has already shown he's not serious about anything he campaigned for

And he's not even president yet

didnt even know you were gone LOL

Wish I'd have a kiwi to cuddle while watching a movie.

Trump will not become President

NEED to die in my sleep

'ted to the 'thorities

want to live in a neighborhood like this

Ah yes the leftist cocks.

recomment me a coldplay song i posted all the good ones

Morrissey's solo work is almost indistinguishable to the Smiths
Marrfags on suicide watch

just noticed they recycle the clip of Bruno Mars walking toward you in his 'finest shoes' like 5 times in the 24K Magic video

>why am I even awake?

Ah yes the utter wannabe yank more concerned about America than the UK

spent an hour cupping my balls and now i'm smelling my hand

ebin

trying to go without porn but there just isn't anything good

I've just pooped right into the toilet lads hahahah classic /brit/ gimmick am i right?...............

the one with spies out of the water.
i said this before but i was reading green brain by frank herbert and the spy insects came out of the water while the song was playing.
mental.

business idea: start an underground anti normie task force

business idea: defect to North Korea

I awake to see nobody is free.

shall be investing my life savings into this

RARE

business idea: porn website but with teens in relationships who film their first time having sex (and the girl losing her virginity ofc)

business idea: cuddle me

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hey

That would be child porn because nearly all girls now lose it before 18, slags

We're all fugitives.

waifu

R A R E


pls stop being so tsundere north korea kun and lets all be friends

Business idea: travel to Iran for the mental underground rave scene

*cuddles you*
*gives you a bite on the face*
*kisses you a bit*

and

Stop being an evil regime and we'll consider it.

*shitposts with u*

Look at the way with it.

nonce

not really, it's Thailad. He posts here everyday

Down here, I cannot sleep from fear, no.

rawr

/cum/ is terrible can i post here?

>tfw trying to reset my sleep pattern

Been up since half 2 in the morning. This simply will not do.

does half 2 mean 2:30 or 30 mins before 2?
please redpill me on this

This is a meme. Just go to sleep at normal times, drink some warm milk with a dash of brandy beforehand and your body will fix itself.

Stressing yourself until you break and reboot is fucking stupid

2:30 you mongoloid fuck jesus christ what is your life wow just kys

mines fucked too. been like a month. i've stayed up 24 hours to reset it 3 times now and i can't. my body demands i sleep between 6am and 2pm.

It's short for "half past two" so..
2:30

It means 1, you dip.

You're not tiring yourself out during the day

Keep yourself busy

Go for runs

really want to move to asia, lads. thinking about singapore but nothing concrete. anyone got any experience?

>falling for the stay up and reset your sleeping pattern meme
Say you go to sleep at 5am, just sleep until 8 and then go to sleep normally later on

>ask someone a very simple direct question on Sup Forums
>they don't reply but instead reply to later posts
fucking REALLY hurts my feelings i get ignored enough in real life

KOREALAAAD

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this is my plan actually lol
gonna be home alone with the doggos tomorrow and its supposed to snow all day so i'm gonna wake up early and cuddle with them all day
i'm not currently watching any series so i might start something new on netflix (let me know if you recommend anything)
will probably have 1 or 2 cups of hot chocolate too haha
all in all should be a pretty good day thanks for asking :)

Getting my daily dose of the Hales

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>moving to some cramped island full of chinese people
what for

to go shopping, obviously.

god i hate india niggers

post fucking machines

pfm

no

there

is thailad single?
he seems so smart and mature.....

.....does he like femboys? asking for a friend haha

it'd be neat. i want to live in a big city somewhere but american ones are way to pricey. plus i like that cyberpunk dystopia aesthetic and all the old temples and ruins and shit. cost of living tends to be lower and you get more time off.

both my footy teams won this weekend so i guess its another week of living for me

>>/cum/