ITT: Why marriage is an absolute load of shit

ITT: Why marriage is an absolute load of shit

Avoid it brothers

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Dumping for you user.

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Predicting singles.

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Marriage fucked my life up pretty badly. i dont advise it unless you're planning on having a kid (and you're a woman. heh).
no benefit for a man

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This is the last one. I always like the discussions that these cause.

pretty honest words. makes sense.

im on the fence about marriage.

i dont have much to lose in a divorce but im really more concerned about how stupid and old fashioned it FEELS to get 'married' nowadays.

why bother really?

doubt my partner will enjoy hearing my thoughts - but oh well

>doubt my partner will enjoy hearing my thoughts - but oh well
That's the stinger.

Married here.
Wasn't worth it.

Do tell?

Marriage sucks for some and not others, such is life. Protip for all you betas: don't marry the first bitch you fuck, don't get anyone pregnant until you've been with them a long ass time, and if you don't have genuinely open communication don't get married.

I've been married 15 years and having the maturity to make it through all the things that will challenge you both is important.

Seriously they're just women, it's not hard. You guys are losers.

yeah I feel like marriage is mainly something that women want because their stupid friends do it.

I'm fine without ancient traditions and social bullshit thanks!

Of course you don't want to get married now, everyone on this site is probably 12-20 and just up for a fuck like they are biologically programmed to.

But what happens when you're 40 years old and your friends all have wives and family lives, you work full time? You come home every night, jack off to some shitty porn, eat some ramen and then curl up in your shitty sofa bed in your lonely apartment. No kids, no wife (who by the time you're 40 will be the only person left in the world willing to let you fuck her), no friends, mediocre job, scraping by on the bills.

Yeah, enjoy that you lone wolf faggots.

Girlfriend's sister got married. That started her talking to me about it.
I was pretty indifferent/uncaring about bothering with marriage. I figure "if we love each other - why get the government or church involved?!!!"
Anyway after more pressure I caved in and did what most stupid men do. Say "what the hell, if it's what she wants".
The problem is I started a company during this marriage that has become quite successful. Absolutely nothing to do with the wife, yet as we prepare for divorce she can royally fuck things up.

Also spent a few grand on the wedding that really wasn't worth it. No woman in the audience is actually happy for another woman to get married or engaged. It's all a popularity contest - a race of the bottom.

THANK FUCK we didn't have children (we disagreed on that topic too. I don't want - she does) or there would be even more disgusting complications.

My advice is: don't cave in. It's hardly even relevant nowadays. If you're not planning on bringing a new child into the world then there's NO reason to risk losing half your assets to someone who did fuck all.

Divorce is a BLESSING

I always find it funny when people say that they won't have kids.

You're only fucking here because all of your ancestors who probably said the same shit failed. What makes you so special? You're trying to beat millennia of evolution. Your body is fucking built for fucking.

Avoid it.

You sound bitter as fuck

> The effect of divorce

what if you're rich from business?

then surely marriage is a dumb idea.

Doesn't this have a part 2?

I am bitter as fuck. Giving potentially $7m to the bitch is going to destroy me.

I just want this divorce over so I can start fresh ALONE, for good.

I've had a vasectomy performed. And I have sperm frozen at a bank. Nobody is having kids unless I truly want one.

>I've had a vasectomy performed
10/10 user, how did you explain that to your family?

me too!
feels good man

Depends if you want to make your woman feel secure and raise some kids within a legally recognised family.

Being a 'rich businessman', which i'm sure you are considering your use of Sup Forums, you'd be working hard long hours and a legally binding aspect to your relationship can add to the security of a relationship which will likely be strained by your long office hours.

Also if you were 'rich' you'd probably be smart enough to realise that marriage brings with it some nice little tax breaks in some western countries, which is from where I am basing my view upon.

LOL Gtfo here u have never even seen a million dollars. get lost faggot. Goddamn is summer here already

> $7m divorce settlement
> On a Sup Forums thread talking about marriage.

I just can't believe you, friend.

This so hard.

Dubs confirm?

I wonder if this thread would've done better on Sup Forums

timeless widsom

Wait, what's the normal English version of this?

What the fuck? So your saying that every 40 year old is incapable of making friends or having hobbies? Jesus dude

>Implying you can even get a woman
Lmao dude don't make me laugh

I'm almost 40. Married, several kids. Very few friends, hobbies are kill. Yeah, yeah, "Data is not the plural of anecdote" ...but still :/

Discovered redpill about 2 months ago. Beginning the long climb up...

Divorces are great but thinking you've realised something when you say all women are evil makes
you just as bad as the feminazis who do the same with men. Of course some people are gonna have
bad luck and meet more assholes than others but I can say for sure that nobody is the same.

By the time you are 40 your friends will be able to see you on select weekends. They will be doing things with their partners and children. They will be very busy people.

Sure you can have hobbies, brother. Maybe join a few clubs. But that won't stop the fact that you'll be trudging home alone most nights.

I know you want to sit and play video games with your friends all day and eat pop tarts and twinkies but one day that will have to stop. You'll understand when you're not a teenager anymore.

>redpill
Go read the posts at the beginning of this thread.

>I don't want - she does
For what reasons?

this is bullshit. I'm 45 good business, nice house, motorcycles and cars. all the toys. I date different women, oldest was 41, youngest 22. feels pretty good. work hard, enjoy life have a small group of real friends and enjoy women with daddy issues. what's not to like

>shitty porn
>ramen
>sofa bed
Not being married is the last thing wrong with that guy

So many rich businessmen in this thread today sat on Sup Forums when they should be running their businesses.

Really quite amazing.

I'm curious, what's the relationships of your friends? Married or unmarried.

>monogamy
>religious
>contract
>commitment?
>funds the church
>then funds the lawyers with divorce
>60/40 in favor of the wife
>binds a couple by a metaphorical chain
you get the point
its 2016, who gives a fuck. the only people of my generation that are going to get married are:
30% of the worthless sheep in society
>they deserve misery
and another 30% of the sheep youth pregnancies
and the few couples who truly love each other

lol im sure dude

probably sitting in their private jets flying to a meeting across the country

I'm not a rich businessman, I'm a comfortable plumber. I've never met a poor plumber who owns his own business

you are all pretty stupid.
Marriage gets you massive tax credits, and incentives when you purchase large investment like household.

If you are so worried sign a prenuptial agreement before signing marriage papers.

I'm in Europe, I've finished for the day

>If you are so worried sign a prenuptial agreement before signing marriage papers.
You need more redpills. Prenups get thrown out all the time.

Wife gets nothing of yours if you put everything you own outright in a personal trust and name yourself the sole beneficiary. It's also a good way to avoid the prenup conversation.

Just because you want to waste your life on other people doesn't mean the rest of us are as whipped as you. You are no better because of it, and many of us in fact look down on you for being married. Maybe when we're your age we'll have regrets, but most of us don't make it that far anyway, and those that do will probably be content in the life they've chosen.

hardly, I spend my day designing and fitting heating systems. do the odd bathroom make a very nice living

>got a girl pregnant
>married her
>had another kid
>paid for everything
>she cheats on me a bunch of times
>i find out
>i leave her and file for divorce
>she gets half my retirement fund, primary custody of my kids, my dog
>i pay 700 in child support every month
>already has a boyfriend and hes now taking care of her
I agree with OP, fuck marriage

Fuck Bitches, Get Money.

ever wonder why every bitch goes psycho over marriage?
it's because they get half your shit
stay single
get vasectomy
plow some fat bitches

>get vasectomy
I'd consider doing that, but I've never been pushed over the line, mind talking me into it?

Actually, I did. Clearly early redpill. +1 to all of it.

youre a big guy

Seems like the majority of problems stem from retards marrying broke, worthless women.

Try marrying someone that makes as much, or more than yourself.

Comments always welcome, I only saved those because I wanted to keep them for future reference, I'm only here to learn.

Hahaha dude seriosly if anything it seems to be the norm not to get married based on this thread and a couple of my friends i know feel the same way, i think ill be fine finding friends.

>I know you want to sit and play video games all day
The fuck? Im 22, i gave my xbox away to some migrant long ago. Idk what kind of shitty friends you had but i actually do things with mine.

preach

this guy get it

Even if you marry the love of your life and spend many years together, working hard at it and building your future.....one of you dies first.

The other ends up posting on Sup Forums...

kek

Thanks for posting them - had never seen any of them before, esp the replacement rate chart (although I was aware of the overall trend of the stats, that chart makes it really damn compelling)

If you're still at the stage - like me - of seeking external info on the journey, then I think you should focus almost solely on these few concepts:
* Work out regularly. No, really. This is the foundation for everything else.
* Pick up an old hobby you've dropped or start a new one you've always wanted to pursue.

The overarching theme is: stop making women the focus of your life and/or the reason that you do things.

I'm married, so half of redpill considers me a lost cause and the other half grudgingly labels me "redpill on hardmode" before shunting me off to /r/marriedredpill. Thankfully my wife isn't nearly as fucked up/unbalanced as *lots* of the quintessential stories, so I'm on it more to get myself back on an even keel. And planning on a little low-level dread to re-up the sexual energy - hookers and AMP girls just don't really do it for me.

i mean once you have a kid thats pretty much it
your life stops for 18 years an you're constantly at work to support the little fucker
just stick with a dog instead of a kid

Cunts are disposable, always treat them as such.

Marriage and kids are the bulletproof business model of the American woman. You get pulled into this system and you've lost already, just for being a man.

Don't be a potato.

If it flies, floats or fucks: rent don't buy

This, have two kids. They are what's ruining my life. The wife and I would get along swimmingly without those selfish little fucks.

>The overarching theme is: stop making women the focus of your life and/or the reason that you do things.
I think this guy gets it. I mean, that's basically how you beat any addiction. Although with women, you'll probably have to go a step further and give up stuff like fapping if you want to rid yourself of them completely.

Has anyone here tried to come up with a good pros and cons list for marriage/even having a woman? I'm thinking of doing it. In the end, it seems only worthwhile if as a minimum you follow what these anons say:
But even with all that, I'm unsure.

i feel you user

beta cuck better get another part time job to support the succubus and have a sad wank every now and then to motivate yourself.

dont think about the money, think about your slave life, you will get your reward in the afterlife

Currently family court is so biased towards women the only thing they can do to be looked down on by a family court is heroin addiction, meth addiction or extreme alcoholism. They can ignore their kid, hit their and kidnap their kid from a family situation and get in no trouble. Meanwhile all a man has to do wrong is exist, talk wrong a little, not have a job, not be perfect. Hell, even if you were perfect as long as the woman isn't full of nose candy she auto-wins.

I don't know what reasonable woman would ask me to partake in such a dangerous and genuinely insulting agreement. I would tell her straight up that if we have a kid and she runs off with it, she's dead.

I often wonder if women of the future will be embarrassed by female politics during this period. Probably. I mean it can't work out the way they want, humans have egos and agency and we don't live in la-la land where we can be cut off from our own children by a biased edict. One day all of that will be viewed as uncivilized and the women who promoted it as "fair" as greedy savages.

men should start fighting to get the kids in a divorce and then inflict the alimony punishment on the women. you can get then a part time babysitter for the money to handle the kid, which is way better than a mom which is looking for a new fuckbuddy

I wonder what proportion of Sup Forums is married.

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Or just sneak into Canada and stop paying.

>Leaving your country over a woman's betrayal.

When you put it like that, it sounds like the beginning of a crappy romance movie. If you're really torn up about what she did, stop paying the child support. It's the only thing she would care about at this point anyway. Besides, Canada's close enough to the US that you wouldn't really miss too much.

You go to Canada so nobody can force you to pay child support. That money ain't going to the kids anyway.

user got red pilled

Keep reading, some of the redpills are quite potent.

I'm a guy getting married to a rich girl who's totally devoted to me, and I'm the one who really wants kids. Doing marriage right boys.

Honestly? I don't wanna be married either. Maybe I'm the lady all these things are about, but fuck I hate being married. I'm four years in and like, have doubts all the time. Doesn't help I married someone kinda unstable tbh. Married young, it was a stupid decision. One kid, but I plan to not be a cunt about things. I just want us to have whatever stuff is actually ours and equal custody, and to not be stupid going into the next relationships I end up having.

some married, some divorced some single. just regular friends for a guy my age

part 2 is where the dude kills himself cause his life is shit.

Marriage can very easily be dhit but thats mostly cause people are shit, including women

This sounds like something you should post more about. Heck, a woman's insight on the pictures dumped at the beginning of this thread would be nice.

Also, if you're American, and /biz/ has taught me anything, you'll be pressured by your lawyer(s) to basically take everything from your husband, one user even said that the court didn't give her a choice, and she meets up with her ex every couple of months just to give him his fucking money back.

I hope you end up buried in an unmarked grave in a dense forest somewhere, cunt.

>maybe I'm the lady
Tits or gtfo

Don't do it. Once you do that you are no longer a man. You are like a neutered dog.

>I'm a guy getting married to a rich girl who's totally devoted to me
This is how its done bro, even if things don't work out with my woman, I know my son has some serious inheritances coming his way.

Actually yeah, that's honestly my biggest concern. I found a lawyer willing to do a settlement basically out of court. It seems if we both agree 100% on what we both want, maybe we can do this out of court and not have issues.

Honestly? I wouldn't get married again though. Seriously, being so fucking scared of a stupid piece of paper of your head makes you do dumb things.

But if ya ask about specific pics, I'll try to give my thoughts on them.

Gals make mistakes just like guys and pick shit people. At least I'm not being a cunt about it.

marriage is actually great. it's the sensible choice and the best way to raIse good new people, so as to replace malfunctioning neckbeards and virgins

>Honestly? I wouldn't get married again though.
Do tell?

>But if ya ask about specific pics, I'll try to give my thoughts on them.
This one's short and sweet, although as I've said, most of them at the start of the thread are worth a look (see the chain posted by ).