/ausnz/

The Commonwealth Edition

Welcome
Australia
NZ
UK

Not welcome
Baltics
The rest of youse grubby cunts

NZ reporting in

>A
>FUCKING
>FLIGHTLESS
>BIRD

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>scrubbing dishes for minimum wage
>paying us money to make our culture thrive
Where did you find this special snowflake lad?

What am I supposed to be seeing on the picture?

What do you think it looks like cunt?

Estonia reporting in.

All I'm seeing is her neck and shoulders turned sideways. Am I not supposed to be seeing something out of the ordinary?

Like pic related

Sweden
Yes

Please explain OP's pic. What does it even mean? Some joke I don't get?

/cric/

>that pic
Are you seeing a BENIS in BAGINA???

I don't get it either. Is it some aussie inside joke?

>Sweden

Ah. I guess I can see that. You guys have some dirty minds.

*croaks from outside your windows*

Youse lot are really a bunch of thick headed docile cunts arent ya's? Cunt

Its a whale sucking a dick

Cunts look a bit like a whale.
So I wasn't wrong, you cunt.

*grabs you by the throat*
Back the fuck off?!?!?!

Have you had your daily shart in the mart, Amerifart?

Why are aussies so mean?

What's it like to live in a cunt with different time zones? When the fuck do you air the evening news what time is considered prime time to air the hottest new shit on tv?

Not yet, it's only 3:51 AM where I am.
Might head to the mart in my robe and nothing else for a good shart.
There was a good lad whoring some ladies around the area, too, would've had a good laff whilst I shart at them but the police picked them up a few weeks ago.

All the commercials here say "10/9c" meaning 10 PM (eastern time) and 9 PM (central time).
It cleanly ignores Mountain time (8 PM) and Pacific time (7 PM), which are inferior time zones anyway.

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How should I speak to blend in like an aussie?

Did they get shot? If not you're full of shit cunt

Estonia is best balt, so you can stay but none of the other balts are allowed here

Bit peeved my dole application hasn't been replied to, gotta claim back my future taxes before I start working next year.

Also how are there so many people on the dole for anxiety/depression and how does throwing money at them and letting them stay at home all day fix that problem?

They all had guns, I guarantee it.
It's our American freedom, you see.

>New Zealand dictating terms
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

CANT
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP

Thank you!

>tfw on the dole for anxiety/depression

>dole application knocked back
Dole doesnt fix anything, it creates dependancy

t. Knower

What's your stated reason for dolemoney?

>Not invited: baltics

Estonia isnt baltic so im allowed

>tfw on the dole for being an aspie.

First Australian in this itt

doing a trade is like pretty shit but it's a safe option if you're keen on a marketable skill

I only claimed working benes not autism benes even when my doc would sign off on them for me

I should be on the dole but I'm too proud to go though the humiliating process.

>Also how are there so many people on the dole for anxiety/depression

there are?

shit I got to get my hand in this

Does Tyrone humiliate you enough infront of your wife, does he?

Anonymous 12/11/16(Sun)11:05:18 No.68499384 ▶
who else /borntobegreat/ here?

I feel like I am a special gift to this earth, yet haven't fulfilled my potential as of today.

Maybe I will have a wank in the evening.

>wife

yeah, he hehe

I've avoided it because It would be like giving up hope of ever being a success

I might get the student equivalent of the dole(called Student allowance) next year when I go to uni though

>t. Raskolnikov

>the autistic swede migrated to ausnz
i welcome this development

Gonna go on the jobseeker benefit, which means I'll be seeking a job while waiting for my new job in February and since I live in a small shit hole they'll say that there's no jobs and just hand me cash.

>
>I've avoided it because It would be like giving up hope of ever being a success
>I might get the student equivalent of the dole(called Student allowance) next year when I go to uni though
>TFW parents too rich for student dole

Student allowance isn't the dole. You're actually getting money to do something

u jelly bro

$210/p week

I'll probably move out and use it as rent, I'm too afraid to bring females home to Parents house if the opportunity ever arises

I like what I hear. Maybe this could be my permanent new home. Our thread has nothing of value anymore, anyways.

Where do you live m8
I have a friend who's always going on about crime and punishment, are you him

That's wonderful idea my friend

CAN I GET A KAPPA 123 IN CHAT

Yeah bro I have to pay all my shit back ;-;

>I'm too afraid to bring females home to Parents house if the opportunity ever arises
Could always just go to their place lad, I've haven't moved out and have been at uni for 3 years, still managed to get laid a decent amount of times.

Best feel is banging a chick who lives at the uni halls, its just so damn convenient.

Kappa 123

Tell him tolstoy is a lil bitch dosto is the best

why have we split up with balt

Answer the FUCKING questions mate
Also I've only read the Cossacks so I can't really judge Tolstoy

I'm a different cunt and I was joking because gogol is the best

Because, /ausnz/ is just that, we dont want foreign cunts, it upsets Poo Peeland

Dunners, but I don't think I've had any conversations about crime and punishment outside of /lit/

look at me

i'm the balt now

Are kiwis all Russiaboos or something

Sure

I have awoken
Good that we left those cringey Balts behind

went to taronga zoo for the first time since 2003 today lads

Wilno nasze

Tauranga doesn't have a zoo shut the fuck up

I haven't, don't confuse me with other shitty swedes

>stop impersonating me

I guarantee that it does

check out this postmodernist art structure they made for the resident brazilians

>mfw last time i went to Taronga zoo was before smart phones
>mfw i was just a kid and all i remember was taking a photo of a Zebra
>mfw when i look at the photo and it had a massive fucking boner ruining a decent photo
My 15 year old self laughed his arse off desu

Fuck, I think the Wifi card in my laptop is on it's way out.

>wanna have a legendary fap
>family is home
ahhh yes

>what is a closed door with a lock

Are we mad at /brit/ and /balt/ or something, what happened?

>tfw so hot bitches won't give me a break

wtf m8 just have a family wank

my door has no lock

mum would literally send me to bed without dinner if I ever closed the door when I was growing up

Show us Monika

i now find you cute
t. bull

Too many filters imo

>just brushed teeth
>stomach starts roaring

can't sleep like this

Why is she speaking English

just roar back at it

I'm seeing a dentist tomorrow for the first time in 5 years. I figured there was never a reason to go because I never got a toothache and I'm not spitting blood

cultural cucking

>pizza will never talk behind your back
But she will?

>pizza will never: blah blah blah
when will these basic bitches stop trying with that "I'm so quirky" schtick?

she's looking to be anglo'd

no seriously, why? You have your own language right?

>not spitting blood

spitting blood is good m8. means the bacteria is being flushed in the right direction

it's hip to speak english
fuck boring lithuanian when you can prove that you're an educated and perhaps even well trained individual

*well travelled

Do Lithuanians speak Russian? I know you have a sizeable Russian minority and also Soviet history