Greenland is dying, highest suicide rate per population, im the only Sup Forums user, prove me wrong Sup Forumsros

Greenland is dying, highest suicide rate per population, im the only Sup Forums user, prove me wrong Sup Forumsros

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Can't wait for all of you to die so we can take back what's rightfully our's
Love from Denmark

Been to Greenland if that counts - Scotland be my land

Rightfully yours, care to explain user?

Was it work related(please explain what job if thats the case) or was it vacation?
Also, where in Greenland?

Denmark is always trying to steal clay

Yeah, no, I call bullshit.

Prove you're from Greenland by starting a new thread on Sup Forums and linking it here. It will show a flag next to your poster id.

All your replies shall be considered utter bollocks till then

Well Denmark officaly owned Greenland until our cuck government gave away

Vaction or holiday as we call it - Stayed in the Narsasuaq area - flight from Iceland.

Fucking nice place m8 - so why the high suicide rate?

I'm not living in Greenland currently, moved to Denmark since Greenland's education is shit.
Can only prove by translating/writing in Greenlandic(google translator does not have Greenlandic)
It's abit rusty, but shoot

It was danish territory before greenlanders decided to squat there in the first place. tbh I don't really mind them ruling the place (multicultism is bullshit) but going full independent is balls.

Stop molesting the children then

So who owned Greenland before Denmark chose to put our shamans in chains and whip those who didnt obey the "christian" way?

>bullshit detected

If your own government gave it away then what's your claim to it? That's like if Russia decided they wanted Alaska back after selling it to us tbh.

How big of a problem is incest up there?

Id blame alcohol, its still a very new thing there, compared to other places, way too addictive for my people. Sort of like the same thing with native americans
Also, there is fuck all to do up there, and the huge lack of D vitamin

There's fuck all to do anywhere except vidja and drinking and shitposting.

Not such a huge problem as it was back then, but still a fuckton of inbred shit heads.
In the smaller towns, they'd welcome a foreinger by sending their daughter over to bowchikawowow, still somewhat the same today in the small towns

>That's like if Russia decided they wanted Alaska back after selling it to us tbh.
Entirely possible scenario.

>Also, there is fuck all to do up there, and the huge lack of D vitamin

Seemed like there was plenty to do - as much as in any countryside area

Also there was more sunshine than Scotland

Gimme a sentence i have to translate, which you cant seem to find online.
Nothing way to complicated, since the Greenlandic language is bollocks

Or russia deciding they want crimea back.

Yeah mate, for a vacation there is plenty to do.
In the winter, up north for example, the sun doesnt rise for 1 month atleast.

Pis nu ud og drik den guldøl, og få det overstået.

Good point. We're not Ukrainian faggots but Putin seems only to think with his dick so he could try.

Now that I think about, Russia usually doesn't even need have occupied or owned any part of the world, they just declare it's "rightfully" theirs.

hahah, sidder faktisk og drikker tuborg guldøl lige nu(op her)
Way to enforce the stereotype

Very good point.
Also, I was in Alaska for 2 months a few years back, very simmilar dialect to Greenlandic, could almost understand half their language(inuit i guess)

Grass is always greener i suppose - certainly would go back it is real wilderness and the locals were friendly. Awesome place

Silly OP, there are no people in Greenland. That's just a fairytale

Kind words user, ever went hunting up there?
Really gives you a sense how massive and desolate the island is

We're all polar bears and seals in disguise

Shouldn't you do something about that?

You should do something to put Greenland on the map. Like pull a Breivik there or something.

Been trying to recruit for Sup Forums, but they're all killing them selfs, shame they arent Sup Forums heroes
id like to think they're all thinning out the weak from the herd

In my 12 years living there, there has been 3 people shooting out of the window and shit, 4 of my neighbors have killed them selfs(ill put a story up if someone cares). Also we had an axe man go crazy in one of the smaller towns, not crazy enough tho, been thinking about it

Not about Sup Forums, about the whole depression and killing selfs thing.

haha i know, but what's there to do mate, should i go yelling in the streets to dont kill yoself. Might just give em the hope to do it

Just hiking would love to try hunting

>pic OC

Rules 1 and 2 newfag.

Organize some happening, start a company so people can have other jobs than fishing, get into politics, ...
There's plenty you can do and by you I mean all of you.

Sweet pic mate, hiking is an experince in its self, ever see any animals meanwhile?(reindeer, polar bears etc)

Take a photo outside and post.

Good point.
i'd love to start something like that, but to do that, I need money, but who knows. I might just win the lottery

As i wrote earlier, i live in Denmark for the moment, i moved from Greenland back in 2012

Didn't see any bears but maybe a good thing. Locals said the do come into the town - I was camping so fuck that lol

Doesn't count then.

Yeah, 3 times a bear or 2 came into the capital while i was living there, but its mostly because the ice is melting and less food for the bears(inb4 global warming is a lie)

They tend not to shoot them, cause they are more or less threaten to extinct, but the east side of greenland can still shoot like 5 a year or something

Story please.

Hmm, there is alot.
One summer morning i came home from a heavy night of drinking with the mates, 20 minutes after i got home, a guy who also was drunk out of his mind, started shooting with is rifle out of thje window, and had poured gasoline over himself and threatend to burn himself.
MY dad woke me up and told me to look outside, he went outside himself and tried to take pictucres(caseu why the fuck not) only to have the police(swat team i guess??) to tell him to go inside. It took about 2 hours before he stopped and they could inside the aparment complex, the faggot was too drunk to be fast enough to light his lighter before they po po's jumped him.
Thats one of em atleast(aam drunk, might have left some details)

I call bullshit. If you were from Greenland you would be too drunk to write.

ah right, also my cousin is in a life sentence in Denmark now for brutal murder with 2 other people, he called me right afterwards, that phonecall was the last time i spoke with him for 1 ½ years, after 5 years now, i can finally visit him(he was demmed a sociopath)

haha, look at the faggot story, can already see am drunk

op med humøret, det snart sommer

humøret her fejler skam ingen ting min ven, siger bare fakts!

har du nogle grønlandske nudes af piger ? lel

Her har du en masse grimme kællinger min ven
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(kalaallit betyder bare grønlændere)

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Murrican here. I'm with my canadian bros, those goddamn danes always trying to steal that island, those motherfuckers

Hvis man er i tvivlt on linket.
step 1. Google
step 2. Greenlandic porn
step 3. 1st link

hun tørster efter slanten

Screw denmark greenland should be norwegian as it had been colonized and owned by norway for almost 1000 years

haha, jeg dør

Not a bad point, vikings were some of the first people who "discovered" it way back then. It's written in the Islandic sagas

Yep, even took the trip over to North America 500 years before Columbus

I often wonder would the difference would've been if it had been Norway/sweden who claimed to "own" Greenland instead of Denmark.

Might not have mattered much since the actual Norse colony died out in the early 1500s, and wasnt recolonized until midway in the 18th century but i belive Norway had better claims on the island then Denmark or Sweden.

Yup, also so fucked up the muslims way before 'murcia was formed by immigrants

We fully support your independence from Denmark, but we will be moving in our Kabob missile shield to defend ourselves from Europe once you leave

In some ways it doesn't even make sense that there are different Scandinavian countries but I think Greenland and Lapland should be their own countries, because the people living there are not ethnic Scandis. They have their own language, culture and genes, so they should have their own countries as well.

>Greenland
>Grass

Maybe, but Norway is doing hella good economic compared to Denmark today(inb4 denmark sold em the rights to the oil lake) and would've maybe found a way to make greenlandic more independant from oil, or made emself rich(which they already are, but mo money less problems), which greenlandic people would claim was theirs, much like what they're doing today with their indepentant shit, which can't happen for alot of years to come.

A lot better. Think how expensive alcohol is in Norway. There i no way they could afford it, so they would all be sober

You know Europe could solve the immigrant problem by shipping them all to Greenland. See how bad they really want to leave the Middle East

Very good point mate, but Greenland is not finaccialy stable at all, they all drink their brains out(most do). We still get around 500 mill. dollars a year from the Danish government. But still, if u think about the murican air base there is up north, which the amount they pay denmark to keep it, is secret, since its so close to russia and shit. But might just be more than enough with all the greenlandic industry(fishing, hunting, gold mines, ruby mines etc)

With that point, all Greenlandic would just be homeless or live in igloos agian, they would drink no matter what man.

ofc, but that would be "ethnically" wrong by today standards, they would outnumber the native population by 20:1 or something like that.

Sure, there's some work to be done but as a principle I think nation states are the way to go. That way every nation has the means to live as they want without concerns about their culture, language or people going extinct.

True, buy my point being in that, some of the Greenlandic politicians want 100% independance, which cannot happen at all for now, due to the finacial aid we still get from the Danish government, maybe in 10 years, who knows.Greenland have alot of oil and minerals(gold, rbys, uranium etc) if the Greenlandic government can learn to harvest that without fucking themselfs in the ass, it might work.
And just fyi, the last "head" of the government stole around 50k dollars, which is publically known, and ppl dont give a shit, and still voted her into congress i think is the most correct translation, is fucked. Greenland is not ready.

A better time will come but you have to work for it.

Yeah, but aslong as the Greenlandic politicians steal from the government, which is publically known, we can't do shit.
I know it's the same in other places, but it's such a smaller community/country which makes its so much more noticeable/devastating.
We need to cure all the sickness, which is the Greenlandic government as it is now.

Then you need better people in charge and put the corrupt politicians to jail.

Not going to happen mate, the government is too corrupt, my father was one of the lead heads in the government(not political, but civil) he fired his own boss, which was the first seen in Greenland, cause he did some bad shit. He became one of the most powerfull ppl in Greenland, he still couldn't do shit, believe me or not, its still sad.
He tried and failed, he quit his job, got a job of a smaller department(nature,family or what ever the fuck it was). Finally got enough of the Greenlandic governmet and moved to Denmark, didnt even want a job in the government after that, i swear he got his gray hairs from those years in the Greenalndic government

**as administrating director(i guess is the word) of a smaller department

Not with that attitude at least.

hahaha, true my friend, i might just ought to kill the whole government, atlreast that would change all those fuckers out eh?

There aren't too many of you, so it would be better if you just forced them to be fishers or something. But I think the number one priority now is to start raising the spirit of Greenlanders to start caring more about their home. The corruption can only continue, because people are indifferent to it, so that needs to change first. I guess you could call that nationalism, because it's closely associated with idealism.

GREENLAND IS BY FAR THE BEST, WHY LEAVE??

Where in Greenland do you live?

I live in Greenland, and I am on Sup Forums. You are wrong!!!

So a revolution more or less, but my people arent enganged in politicts enough to start something like that mate. What do I do to engange a whole nation(altough a small nation of somewhat 50k people) in politics?

Nice man, city & gimme a sample of your greenlandic language, and im convinced.

I don't live in Greenland anymore, but i am Greenlandic. Live in Denmark now, for education and shit

Qimmeqarpunga

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Nice man, what kind?
Hope it isint a "slædehund(lol)"
Also, what city man ?