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late night /cum/-edition

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Shh, it's late

Time for sleep

SMASH that MF like button

thanks for the free (you)

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NOW WATCH ME (YOU)

zzzzzzzz

wake the fuck up, you thot ass niggas

youtube.com/watch?v=YNogzmuULLM

I feel like thats the Chilean who used to post here. Or the Turk who likes boring cities

>there are people here who don't eat their bananas with ketchup
kys faggots

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curraghchase_Forest_Park
I once got snapped at by a swan at Curraghchase when I was about 5 or 6 years near its big house.
('twas my own fault for being naïvely curious.)
That traumatized me for the few following days.
>ketchup
that better have 0 sugar added to it, otherwise: trash.

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this
goodnight you filthy pieces of shit

There's a special place in hell for motherfuckers like you!

>naïvely
>ï

Seemed like a lot of effort.

Sorry, I should have posted a pic of 2% milk.

I don't even know how that piece of trash got into my folder.

>milkposting

Such a proud /cum/ tradition.

does econtrar work the same as find in spanish?

i know i can use it to say "i found a dog" - yo econtre un perro, but can it also be used to say "i find this dog annoying" - yo eceuntro este perro molesto?

encontre* and encuentro*

I have faith, buds

Who is still awake?

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none of my kin. i''m the last of my kind and you aren't welcome here

youtube.com/watch?v=Zq5H2Aqrb9s
Brown sauce in a cuppa tae.

no, it wasn't.
I just hit the key with "] }", then "I".

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>ywn be a Virginian colonist

katya is the best Sup Forums waifu
I want to make her swallow the hot load she will get out of my kalasnikov after she slobbers on it

This is a teacher at Datong High School in Taipei, Taiwan.

youtube.com/watch?v=M-Rt-e5aa9Y

pls halp

ask your mom when she wakes up

spanishdict.com/translate/find

Look at definition 4.

Según la rae, puedes hacerlo así. Pero yo qué tú, no intentaría de traducirlo palabra por palabra igual que el inglés. No todas las oraciones pueden traducir bien.

>spanishdict.com/translate/find
thanks. i went to that site once and missed it.

KyashMyash

yo comence aprender recientemente. no sabo un alternativa.

/cum/baby

>there are people who sleep with clothes on

i sleep in w/e i wore during the day most nights.

Long johns have always been my preferred sleeping outfit

t. hick

It gets cold desu

You've never gone to sleep in the woods?

No te preocupes, user. A veces no tengo ni la más puta idea de lo que estoy escribiendo en este hilo de monas chinas. Me agrada que haya un estadounidense como tú aprendiendo una lengua en vez de ser monologue y tonto. Dont worry, learning languages is a process. By next year you will have no problem. You just have a few verb errors though.
The worst part though will be when you try to translate and realize it doesnt work as easy.

>no lat
>no esp
osea hello???¿? que esta pasando¿¿?¿

Hola mi querido amigo
Escucha, quiero escribir este trabajo para mi laboratorio de bioquímica pero no quiero hacerlo. sólo tengo ganas de ver anime y tocarme el pene. Y tú?

Yo me he tocado el pene al levantarme, quiero ver anime pero solo me quiero matar para acabar con todo.

How third world must a country be that it's 3am on one coast and 7 on the other?

So much for "United" States, lmao.

Is this considered bant in gemrnay?

It's only 6 am on the US east coast.

You must be talking about leafland.

>7
at the latest it is 6

No le respondas a ese subnormal. El es nuestra versión del haitiano.

Bienvenido!

si, aleman son todos los robots

postea trunios y niñas?
posteame unos trunios por aqui

What difference does it make.
How can you overcome the racial divide tearing your country apart when you can't even overcome a artificial separation by timezones.

Frick off back to Mejico.

el haitiANO

sólo pies y mujeres asiáticas como el africano de mierda que es.

>*sólo pies de mujeres asiáticas
>*como el taiwanés (en el corazon) que es

>USA 2050 is bilingual

usa 2016 is bilingual, where tf you been?

finland is bilingual too you still have those sami speaking their savage dialect

Is it really?
Sami just complaing about their language "rights" while the biggest obstacle to their native language education is their own shitty attitudes.

+ swedes

should they be, dare I say it, exterminated?

Why bother? They're already killing themselves with alcoholism, drugs and related violence.

Real negro hours

sound like abos

>is it really?
in some places for sure i live in cali and almost everybody speaks spanish. technically we have no official language, we're meant to just use w/e is the most popular. for instance, my local dmv is full of people that can barely understand me and they had to scrounge around for english documents.

I love you Austria

So they're Abos

>timezones
>a nation's economic status
>any relation exists between those 2.

All the indigenous peoples seem to suffer from the same problems.

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dont use homu homu as a fedora meme

>dont use homu homu as a fedora meme

watching star trek renegades

this is bad but part of me likes it, out of some sick desire for new classically styled star trek content

he has the fedoran meme the wrong way around anyway, usually it's posted in response to rorkish posts.

I have two burger buns left so I just came up with a lunch dish.
I will crisp up bacon bits real good, then separate them into 2 equal sized portions, build 2 rings from aluminum foil the size of the burger buns, put the bacon in there and crack 2 eggs each over them, let it solidify a bit, flip it, put a slice of american cheese on each, put it on the bun with some ketchup and have myself a delishyes meal

this is pretty unnecessary just mix the bacon bits with eggs in a pan

but how will i get nice round bun sized egg patties that way?

>homu homu

use a round pan. have you never made egg sandwiches before? also do NOT put ketchup on it. just butter the buns and make sure they're toasted. this would be much better on a croissant or bagel, though.

>use a 32cm diameter pan to make bun sized eggs

no stupid use your egg pan.

>american cheese
Disgusting

@68504729
>american cheese
shiggy

Also,
>replying to a non cum post
shiggy myself

I only recently discovered these were a thing. Bought one last week.

English is the sole official language of the State of California.

Soon, maybe.

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>official
kek, technically mayybe you ever been to socal?

The US as a whole doesn't have an official language, official means jack shit. California is going downhill friend

youtu.be/ZSf6DughV3A

What do you think buds?

No, you poltard faggot. English is currently the sole official language of the State of California, and has been such since Proposition 63 passed in 1986.
>muh documents at the DMV
Yeah, most states have their literature and forms in multiple languages.

It's not that cold

Sorry

california is bilingual i don't care what the official documents say. have you ever been here? only literal retards don't know some amount of spanish

Lotus pod skin.

Fuck you