Hey femanons, which one would you prefer?

hey femanons, which one would you prefer?

left

Left

left

femanon here, id much rather have the gentleman on the left

left

Left is fat, so it can afford food. Marry it.
Right is hot and has a big dick. Fuck it.
Women can have their cake and eat it too!
Vote Hillary!

Left? Why? Lol

Women can have their cake, and Left will eat it.

Left all the way.

the right one, looks too much like a douche

left

>Itt: men pretending to be girls to boost their self esteem

26 years of being a girl has taught me that if I get something that looks nice, it will get stolen from me.

Left.

I think right bit off left's dick which makes him pretty gay. Femanons therefore have no other choice than left

Bi dude.
Right.

You don't say?

faggot

the straight one... so left

Try spending less of your time around other girls.

ITT: dudes

Nigga on the right skipped legday

Easy which one makes more money

Left

Underrated post.

salty for not getting women

quads are truth, Sup Forums rule.

And still he looks a million times better than you everr will

>mad cuz he skipped leg day 2

Right has no developed muscle in his legs at all, literally girl legs. Left wins

Right has to pop a half chub just to take this photo. Therefore low self esteem (probably from tiny legs). Left Wins

Left has anklet, lives the hard life, probably been to prison, clearly adventurous. Real man

Right is a girl with a penis.

I think you all know the answer.

which one has more money?

>no fun allowed

Ass

As a faggot, left all the way.

Dude on the left has monster calves.

Dude on the right as always skipped leg day

That's how it works...

This thread is stupid so let's take it in a new direction.

Which would win in a bare handed fight assuming both are untrained?

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Right guy has strap on dick

Depends on how the long the fight would last.
Weight is important in a fight, hence the weightclasses in boxing. If the fight takes too long, our left guy will be too tired to punch or to block.

Since both untrained, I'm assuming it would stop at a lucky punch from either of them.

Leaning towards the left guy a bit since he should be able to absorb a punch or 2.

The right one's legs have no muscle, all the left guy would have to do is push him down and the fight would be over.

NO!?! YOU DON"T SAY??

OH LORD, SAY IT ISN"T SO!!

Depends on their personality tbh

Femanon here.
The one with more money.

The right, obviously. He actually takes care of himself. Left is a lazy piece of shit, and probably doesn't have a job.

Hello epic Reddit, having fun?
> implying girls with penises aren't win win for everybody

The right one must be a midget.
The proportions are way off

Which one makes more money?

the right

You dumb sluts have to be good housewives 4 every man in the world .
Every single slut in here will swollow all kinds of dicks and cum some even piss or shit

Yeah he's right you will have dick in your holes no matter how the guy looks like

The guy on the left certainly seems to have the nicer floor.

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Looks like fag on right skipped leg, shoulder, back, and arms day. Even his pecs, while well shaped and defined have no mass.

SAME
FAG

Right likely doesn't take care of himself. He works out two days a week and it's abs/chest day every day apparently. He also lacks mass, which implies his diet is sit and he's malnourished.

Women are only good 4 that.

Pic related

neither, i'm lesbian