You wake up next to a hot girl.She tells you she is 13. What do you do?

You wake up next to a hot girl.She tells you she is 13. What do you do?

stick it back in

round two? in for a penny in for pound. already broke the law might as well make it worth my while

Why would i wake up next to a hot 13 year old?

call for the mods

MOOOOOOODSSSSSSS

lose consciousness due to the sudden extreme rush of blood to my dick

you tell me

Ask her if she has a younger sister

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I'm 15 so I'd be fucking golden.

Round 2

you are drunk,and she is a liar

Roll 360° off the bed and roll out the room

And you're b&

Is there a place for jailbait? I think Reddit closed down theirs what about Sup Forums? I'm new just asking for science

too old for me

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>What do you do?
Her obviously

Tell my daughter I'm glad she got her mother's looks, and to get the fuck out of my bed.

this is her a couple years later

Goodbye kid

I would definitly go take a piss like everyone would do and then get back in bed

Buy a white van and a camera with a telescopic zoom lenses and sit outside the local preschool.

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You cunt, you said you were 12
Reeee

Fuck her and get her pregnant. Then you get to fuck a preggo 13 year old which is hotter.

Give self Hi-5, roll over, stick back in, yell for her mother to put some coffee on and come join us....

Use more chloroform

it's worse