ITT: discuss times you've met or interacted with someone famous

ITT: discuss times you've met or interacted with someone famous.

Pic related. $3,000 to fuck that ass, well spent

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>famous
Who the fuck is she?

Wow...

nobody knows who the fuck that is
>3k well spent
cuck

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I don't believe Jynx would do that for 3k

gtfo

Oh it's a fantasy thread

I would rather overspend on a toy. At least I would still have the toy.

jynx maze fucking retard

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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God I'm glad I'm not a fat loser.
Spending $3k to fuck an average looking porn whore, lol.

Youre a fucking idiot dude get out more

I know lower middle class strippers who wouldnt fuck for that amount

Shit 4play in sawtelle, los angeles isnt even that upscale and their private rooms are 800

Fuck that celebs wouldnt fuck for money

Granted I dont know who that is

Had to look up this bitch, because I had no idea either. Fucking faggots in this thread trying to berate you for not knowing some cum dumpster. God damn, faggots, get a girlfriend.

man times have changed, I paid Taylor Rain $500 to fuck ten years ago at the Sundowner in Niagara Falls. I wished afterward that I had bought more coke.

>living in such a shitty universe where you think a pornstar is famous

You retards make me laugh...and appreciate my life that much more

her ass is fucking divine though
still of course wouldn't pay fucking 3k lol

think about it OP, you paid 3k to fuck her but pornstars get paid 1k to fuck her

These losers are losers for a reason. They are beyond help.

PS if you can name the girl in the pic, you're probably a worthless loser

meanwhile in real life absolute nobodies/donothings like the kardashians are actually famous

that tattoo ruined her

You spent 3k on that? You're an idiot OP, with that kind of $ u could have gone to Thailand and rented 10/10 bitches for a week and ladybois too

OP here

She used to escort through a booking service before she retired, not sure if she still does as this was a few years ago. She wasn't the only pornstar available. Officially it was all for photo shoots and private parties, but not hard to see what the real business was.

And I can't fuck for over an hour and my dick is less than 8 inches. Don't expect to be paid.

So, are you going to post someone who's actually famous, or are we going to chalk this thread up to "op never delivers?"

...

Well...I know how my wife is crawling to our room tonight
>mfw she has that same body type but without the shitty tAt

3k? Do you have herpes and AIDS? Did you even try negotiations? She prolly would have taken $300

Other reviews of her escort sessions should still be up on the erotic review, they were when I saw her.

Jynx Maze
>inb4 fedora user neckbeard, spitting "cuck" like you ever had any real pussy to begin with

Any one who watches porn should know who this is. Is watching porn pathetic. No. Be realistic faggots

Jason?

And yeah, but I wouldn't have had to get on a plane.

Would've had to, rather. I hate flying. Pattaya is entirely too long on a plane.

Calm down dubs, we don't judge.

>Pay $10,000 for a concert ticket to see your favorite musician
>Perfectly ok
>Spend $3,000 to fuck your favorite pornstar
>cuck
Leave OP alone, he's clearly a fan of her.

Hernan Coronel of the group Mala Fama (a total meme in argentina), shared a beer and some joints, chill dude, until he snorted 4 lines and shanked a fag half an hour later pic related

>Pay $10,000 for a concert ticket to see your favorite musician
what

>be me
>huge fan of Van Morrison, have all of his albums, knows all of his songs
>see Van Morrison in New York sitting down with his wife in a restaurant
>jesusfuckingchrist.gif
>go meet the man himself at his table
>be polite as fuck, praising him, literally sucking his dick
>offer to buy him and his wife a round of drinks
>he orders a $600 fucking bottle of red wine and puts it on my tab
>mfw

>He's never been to an MJ concert

How is it perfectly OK to spend 10k on a concert ticket? Have you ever been to a concert, user, or even know what they are?

wait wtf?

Actually, I would pay $3K to fuck Taylor Swift, assuming a clean bill of health. Hmm, a whole list of female musicians is popping into my head, all of a sudden.

That's a lot of fucking money for a whore.

Your wife has a disgusting cunt, retard. Don't lie.

I met Harrison Ford in a Rite Aid. He was buying some cough medicine and beef jerky. Salt and Pepper flavor, I think. Pretty neat.

>coronel
Kike.

did you fuck

Did I miss something? What does your post have to do with anything?

Waste of quads

you didn't even read the OP did you

that is random as fuck and pretty cool.

You fucked Taylor Rain in the VIP room?

Jesus, I didn't think that went on in English Canada.French Canada yeah, because they are all whores there.

Or was it a setup for afterwards?

>Pay $10,000 for a concert ticket to see your favorite musician

What the fuck concert costs 10 grand?

Van Morrison is a cunt, always has been, always will be.

>cucked
i just feel bad for you

did a few lines of ket with that hodor bloke off game of thrones when he was doing a DJ set at some shitty student club my gf works at. he got annoyed because i kept saying HODOR at him

Fucked the shit out of her for free. We went out in highschool.

I met the president of Finland and some other top politicians. Wasn't amazing since I worked at the parliament. Speaker of the house asked in the elevator if I was going to get wasted on the weekend. I was. Cool beans.

The end.

i have looked into Gunnar Nelson's eyes while trying to contain a retarded smile
and i have had a short conversation about MMA
with Sunna "Tsunami" Davíðsdóttir

If I got them bareback for the whole night, Id agree 3k is about right. Emily Blunt would never walk again..

Who is this? Never heard of her.

>their private rooms are 800
That's what the establishment gets, then they pay her a small portion of that.

Whole thread has been about fucking, regardless. Then one guy posts the topic. Read the fucking thread, nigger. Quads of truth!

Dude she still escorts go to eros.com i saw her up there like a month ago

witnessed

met her after a show, got her autograph, she didn't even ask my name, but i got to pet her dog.

well she wasnt super famous but she was on some show called zoey 101 or whatever and other shows like general hospital and fuckin that law and order nypd show or whatever. I dunno got to hang with her a couple of times around the studios. I even went out with haylie duff twice but we stopped (she was turned off from me being a cigarette smoker or whatever). thats about it tho...

Haven't bothered to check, already came all over her face so no point

but i got to beat it up for 4 years.
also haylie duff was hillary's sister btw.

I have read the entire thread, faggot

>not famous
>has wikipedia page with pic

Who the fuck is this. I bet im gunna feel stupid when someone says though...

how fucking euphoric are you in this moment?

i think john might win youtube.com/watch?v=aLiCqsfzAZc

It's not the fact that she's famous or not. It's that you're a loser at the end of the day

Hell I have a fucking wiki page and I'm not famous...so fuck your retarded logic

i kinda get the "attracted to this porn star and she's famous" price tag, but $3k is a lot

> $3000 to fuck a whore

>Caims to have a wiki page
>Doesn't show it

>WHY AM I YELLING?!?!
>WHY AM I YELLING?!?!
>I'M YELLING BECAUSE I'M WRONG!

Cool, I'm glad you were able to hang with someone worthy of talking about. Surprise ending adds value, too.

Eh at the time I was making money hand over fist, my normal salary plus about $80 a day per diem. Seemed like a better investment than what I would have spent it on otherwise.

Bob Mintzer came to my college and gave a mster class. dude is killer at saxophone but kinda a dick. still love his music though

He fucks the chick. That's the opposite of cuckolding.

your a fucking liar

>not smart enough to realize what posting your personal info on Sup Forums can do
Why would I ever do that? Again...you are a retard

Any one of my friends could make me a Wikipedia page right now and put my picture on there right now, doesn't make me famous you dumb fuck.

kek, its not Jo the Hobbo. You provide pay/companie name/job and maybe you are allowed to fuck a very expensive whore

yeah ok because id totally lie about a b movie actress i met in spanish class. im leaving work in 15 min nignog you have any other questions or shit you want me to try to provide for proof faggot?

>be in McDonalds
>already ordered, waiting for my meal
>they call my number, i pick up my tray
>as soon as i turn toward the tables, someone just grabs a handful of my fries
>it's BILL FUCKING MURRAY
>he just stares at me and pops the fries into his mouth
>"No one will ever believe you."

a day
per diem

fuck you're retarded

I haven't posted about meeting anyone you fucking retard

Do it faggot
>I am full is shit

The video where she fucked some random old guy saddened me

if you spent that much on a concert id call you a faggot too

Stop lying, faggot.

>Be me at a SF giants game
>Go take a piss 3rd inning
>Robin Williams walks into bathroom as a exit
>I say OMG robin williams
>He says Nope and walks into stall and shouts woodaloo
>Leave

You know all pornstars are "escort"?

For real. Dude could've paid for plane ticket, room, living expenses and a plethora of hotter hookers...still would've spent less.

But I'll admit that bitch has a nice ass.

Prove it. If I have Jynx Maze on her back with her legs spread for me, I'm taking a goddamn photo.

>visiting gf at her college in LA
>walking down venice beach
>see the guy from Die Antwoord
>I turn to my gf
>"holy shit I think I know that guy"
>He notices me
>We pass him and then stop and look back
>He stopped too and is looking straight at me like he is about to fucking kill me
>pretend that im looking somewhere else and that I dont actually see him or was talking about something else
>He turns around and walks away
>check his social media later and it was infact him

Almost got beat up by a ninja for looking at him...

At some point you're not only paying for pussy, you're paying for bragging rights.

What's the better story? "I fucked 30 hookers in Thailand" or "I fucked a pornstar"?