THIS SPIDER JUST BIT MY TONGUE!
Please help identify it Sup Forumsros... My idiot co worker let it go and the doctors can't do shit until we identify the type of spider. It hurts really badly. Am I going to die?
THIS SPIDER JUST BIT MY TONGUE!
Camden Lewis
Ethan Bell
How the fuck did it get to your tongue
Cameron Flores
It was on my coffee lid and I didn't look before sipping because I was busy
Gabriel Russell
Faggotaria Oppiaris rear species attacks only faggots like you op, now srsly tho i cant help why cant ambulance do shit?
Adrian Adams
They said that they need to know the type of spider so they can do some sort of specialized treatment or something.
John Kelly
why would they ask some complete stranger about spider species
shit b8
get out
Samuel Brown
You should be fine then cause they wouldn't risk that, maybe they just dont wanna make it worse when they know you wont have any permanent consequences.
Levi Bennett
They didn't you fag, op did.
Caleb Martinez
it's not a deadly spider, the bite is like a wasp sting. Enjoy it
Alexander Edwards
its a blackwindow.
You'll be dead in 24 minutes
source = spider studyier 25 years
Cameron Parker
why the fuck would you let a spider onto or near your tongue let alone your mouth or for that matter, face, body, house or neighborhood. FFS this has gotta be bait.
Robert Perry
Death is the only possible outcome.
Juan Edwards
You are going to die, the neurotoxin is quite strong
Isaac Hughes
britbong
Ryder Walker
I agree with this guy :)
David Cox
Why would you put a brown recluse in your mouth?
Aaron Moore
Thanks, that is actually reassuring. I guess they wouldn't just leave me to die.
Christopher Hernandez
Not a black widow. Not a brown recluse.
This means you're fine so quit being a bitch. It's basically a bee sting so put some toothpaste on your tongue (do not swallow). Do not seek medical treatment unless you are an extreme pussy.
Jackson Smith
you fucked up OP. that spider looks based.
Thomas Perry
Legs aren't long enough to be a recluse
Nathan Gonzalez
This is relevant from a year ago
Parker Collins
What kind of shithole country do you live in where these are allowed to roam free?
Joseph Hall
California, USA :(
Ayden Sullivan
Does it have 8 legs?
Joseph Robinson
Didn't post the fucking image
Jackson Young
Dangerous NA spiders:
livescience.com
falsewidowspider.org.uk
Yours is neither.
Andrew Myers
is that a violinist spider, isn't it?
Lucas Jones
It's a wolf spider. Not poisonous
Henry Robinson
:^)
Bentley Lee
A black widow wont kill you dumb ass you might get sick but thats it
Charles Morales
think this dude is right
Wyatt Foster
I cant see a fiddle shape on its head so not a brown recluse but not the best image to work with. Most likely some sort of sac spider. But really need a clearer image to say for sure.
Samuel Walker
Too small. Also, wolf spider bites won't kill you, but they are most certainly poisonous.
Logan Morris
If ur allergic to bees itll kill u. It will destroy the flesh around the bite and make u feel real sick
Levi Wright
Found this fag earlier on a box I was carrying. Gonna make this spooder my new pet. I like to let climb on my hand.
Jaxon Martin
Cool. Enjoy your death.
Alexander Nelson
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Dominic Cooper
K that looks like a brown recluse to me i would not keep it. Kill that fucker
Jose Davis
No wories, its just a brown recluse
Samuel White
He was sucking its cock and decided to use teeth even after the spider warned his faggot ass against doing so.
Liam Harris
i found this thing at work
Jaxon Myers
>In english zero years
Owen Wright
Those things are actually harmless
Gavin Flores
dead
Asher Powell
Michael Price
CamelSpider
they can bite but aren't deadly
Isaiah Baker
I found this at work
Levi Morris
Catch it and make a stir-fry out of it
Caleb Edwards
It's a killer death spider. You're doomed, OP.
Xavier Lee
Sweet, thanks, user
Asher Garcia
Make sure you post time progression pics as your tongue rots away over the next few weeks.
>Then ask your doctor for a penis transplant to replace it.
Thomas Price
exactly. that's a common house spider. Brown recluse would be smaller, but have longer legs in comparison to the size of its body.
John Butler
/r/ pic of that guy who opened a sack of paralyzed brown recluse spiders in his home
Blake Fisher
This is a brown recluse. Fiddle behind the head is your identifier for this spooder.
William Phillips
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Jose Ortiz
You just asked Sup Forums for medical advice.
Camden Jenkins
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Kevin Phillips
Why would you sip the spider when the coffee is trying to bite you pay attention op