I just put on my chastity device b. Dubs decides what i do with the keys

I just put on my chastity device b. Dubs decides what i do with the keys

faggot

Put keys in neighbors' mailbox.

go to the fucking gym you obese monkey

give keys to your mom

flush them

reroll

>this
better yourself you fucking cuck

Eat them

eat them and wash them down with some strong acid

Just start by walking on the treadmill 20min a day 5 days a week and slowly increase till you get to 45min.

1. Unlock the lock
2. Put the key on the lock (without using an O ring, just the key)
3. Lock the lock
4. ????
5. PROFIT

this, eat them like you do everything else

use a buttplug for 2 years

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Shove them up your ass, then go look at porn.
Post result.

This. Grow a bigger dick while you're at it.

Use the key to unlock the device. Then throw it all in the trash.

Why'd you even put that on? Girls won't fuck you anyway.

Drop them down a sewer drain.

Walk outside with that shit on

nice

nice dubs

U too

nice

Damn, that's like not cool :( OP I say you should post it to your neighbour with a message of some kind. Instructions to come and release you or something.

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put them down your throat and choke on them you degenerate

swallow it

i dont think you need that device to remain a virgin

Atkins diet, look it up

The dubs have spoken!

rolling

>tfw no dubs

Mail it to yourself
>eat it, get it back later
put it on your roof. Somewhere inconvenient to get to.
>five it to the first perv you meet on grindr

when was the last time you got laid?
when was the last time you came?

I thought your neckbeard and fedora are your chastity devices.

Swallow them and kill yourself you pushy bitch.

Why do you need to put on a chastity device? No one's going to fuck you looking like that.

eat them, you pathetic fat faggot

Eat The keys

>throw them as far away as you can
>run to them and pick them up
>repeat as long as you´re exhausted. Do this few times a week.
>After a month or two you start feeling better and you can throw the keys longer.
>now you might have realised that you can make yourself feel better by doing something
>fixing you´re diet doesn´t feel as much of a strain as you thought it would
>you start adding veggies and lean meat to your diet
>you actually aquire a gym membership or start body weight training
>as your weight drops you start feeling a bit more confident
>lower fat percentage means more test and less estrogen
>the whole idea of locking yourself up starts to seem unimaginable
>if you haven´t allready unlocked yourself fucking do it
>get other aspects of your life together
>find yourself lurking less often since you now have better things to do
>some day you remember that you used to lurk chinese cockcartoon image board while locked in a pink cock cage
>you cringe at the thought but at the same time feel awesome of the effort you´ve given
Do it.

Stick it in you penis hole then throw it on a highway

hide them in your rolls of fat