Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Claim your waifu and discuss

Obligatory claim.

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Akiko claimed

Yea I ate some salmon I bought the other day but it turns out there was some real nasty shit in there that didn't get killed when I slow cooked it. Doctor said some bacteria produce toxins that can really fuck you up when you eat them. I just threw the whole thing up along with everything else I had today. I'm not hungry anymore.

Well wouldya look at that? Seems oddly familiar

Kneesocks. Good to see you posting again

>checked
You got prank called into work or something? it's quite a problem back here

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Kud claim

I'm going to go try to study. I may be back later guys, I'm not sure. Try not to have too much fun without me!

kagami claimed!!!
i- well...yeah..

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I'm skipping with joy
You?

Mei claimed.
Did I miss something?

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Filling in for Syndra.

You should all go kill yourselves.

I plan on it

But I just got here.

See you later, Kud. Get that good studying in.

Kek, that's crazy. Gas must be cheap if that's the case.

Adorable.

I'm evaporating into a fine mist out of shear joy. Glad you're skipping as usual, cute.

Latin Blue.

Whatever you say, wonderful.

8 more years

ruri

Hey all

Megumin claimed~

A tiny brush fire, I still don't know why they also called the back-up team
Fortunately I was not. it was just a tiny brush fire and the chief decided to bring in the 2 teams. I was in the backup team waiting at our dept.

Really though, you should.

My niece ate the last kiwi...

Hello lewd

You didn't answer my question

Got to get it back some way...

How dare she?
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Sorry for earlier, How are ya~?

Okay, holy shit. I'll think about it.

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I did!

How'd that nap go, Gold?
>pats

Yes, you did it! Madman!

Good evening Sup Forums

How high are you right now.

I'm doing good! You?
She's only 6!

Miho claimed

Yuuko-chan

>hugs

came back to a song today that i didn't completely finish learning 2 years ago
took me honestly like 2 minutes
>FeelsGoodMan

kys fake syndra

Daily reminder that Mr.Hands make the best puns. Hands down

Absolutely no one can outrun Emi. No one

It is impossible to lurk harder than Vigil.

Your life sucks. Drop out

Anyone can fall asleep better than galko. Even people who have family with stage 4 cancer.

Holstaur has the greatest milk. Fuck any other dairy cow.

No one has a more punchable smug face than Shinoa

Daily masturbation is healthy

Praise the sun

Nice shot... I'm actually just coming down from a high.

A fair response.
You seem like a very decent human being.

The police are coming Mikan
RUN

>hugs back

Handy.

Yuuko.

Bro, never stopped me.

The ride never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends

god that show was garbage.

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Handsome.

Ruri.

>warm

It was short, but alright.

Thank you! So how was your day? Or do you want to know anything else about me?

youtube.com/watch?v=N5QD343N3IU

I just survived potentially fatal poisoning after tripping really hard on fish toxins. I think I'll appreciate life at least another day

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Hey there

Well safety first I guess but damn that sucks

How am I supposed to get it back in the first place? She's digested it by now!

Don't mind me.

Just being a fag.

19 to 29 more to go

Glad to hear it
I'm a little pissed to be honest, but I'm slowly getting better~
everything was handled in 5 minutes ;-;

You're succeeding.

Kyouko.
>cute

That's a ripe age

mugi

now i'll remember thank you

i just got back from dish washing for a very short time.
What do you do?
i'm 21 btw

you really are syndra

Hope you reach the ground soon, try not to land too hard on your knees.

How you doing, man?

What's up?

Nice, glad you got some sleep, friendo. What you doing right now?

lurrrrkin

What is this?

Perfect...

I can't edit for shit on this phone, I want my photoshop back.

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The landing is always hard. I'll be fine.

Just sitting here, I might play Subnautica again.

A place that's jew free

youtube.com/watch?v=fAFaU4TjdVU

Ripe for what?

Oh! That's nice, I guess. Was it a job, or were they your own dishes?

I work as a nurse! Before that, I just took care of my niece with my roomate. I'm 23!

Circlejerk threads
Always good to see you hitler

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Galko.

>Insert ceiling here

Not much, gonna play some Rainbow Six Siege with friends soon, you?

Should pack a parachute next time.

Game looks pretty fun, I'd probably play it if I were in your sandals. Go for it, creature.

Hey hey everybody, I'm home and lurking here

>NMH
Ayy.

I'm afraid there is only room enough for one murderer in this thread.

welcome back roger
3rd best mucore

dank yu, how iz mein weifu?

Ripe for plucking
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It is a job
Oh shit. I never thought i'd see someone this qualified here.
Good for you user. Many aspiring anons would probably love picking your brain.

He can't be stumped

>Stop being so cute, for Christ sake.

Oh yeah? Hope you kill many bathroom terrorists if that's the case, friendo. I'm just relaxing right now while conversing with some buds. Aside from that I'm just floating.

Wouldn't help.

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How's it going, lung cancer.

Try a pillow.

noooo, i mean ze ozer van!

You mean like things on the essentials chart?

We need to like, put Cpt. B in there somewhere to be honest.

Danke, how is mein waifu*
Oh! How much do you earn an hour?

Ahh, I'm not THAT qualified!
Thanks! I don't think I'm THAT smart..

youtu.be/7A0SjC-Qbls
God damn they did a real good fucking job on the music this time

Hi Renge

>checked
Ayy it's the other Fuhrer

Hello painter, i'm sorry, but you'll have to share the murdering title with me.
How are you today lovely?

Get that gun yet?

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

No. There's stuff to do.

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did yuo just correct me?

Pretty sure TMR is Sup Forumscore already
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

I like this image.

>creature
I'm confused.

Well guys. I'll be back later. I gotta drive the drunk fiancée home. [Spoiler] I'm going to try to fuck her so wish me good rapey luck [/spoiler]
And ofc by home i dont mean the city of cinders

just minimum wage.
I'm also in school for animal science.
My sister is training in the medical field now.
She won't finish until she's at least 24. How'd you do this so soon?

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No, I saw that they had baby Chilean Flames at the pet store so I got one of those instead. Other than that, I am the same. Always the same. You do not get to call me painter.

>anxiety induced panic

Had a feeling it would, kek.
>Too cute.

good luck, but be careful :o

>konata

We need it on the essential chart.

claimin

Yes, I did. I'm afraid you'll need some more German classes, being dead for 845 months and all..

Oh! I heard that vets make a lot of money!
That's cool! What's her major?
I'm only done now because I skipped a grade or two in elementary..

Don't even try.