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Euro 2016 /comfy/ thread: French footbaling impotence edition
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These french niggas be SHOOK son
France wont make it to the final
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3rd for semen slurping 0-0 draw
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>tfw always right
Why the fuck are they taking Martial off? He's been their only good player. Every attack they've had has come through him. The only one creating anything.
Fucking clueless management.
Meanwhile Coman has been utterly shit and stays on.
Bizarre. Albania have a massive chance now...
Wew, never mind.
...
Coman has got the haircut of a black thirtysomething single mum from Birmingham.
>the art of french defending
>dat choke
>Albanian finishing
Why is everyone's finishing so bad this Euro, lads?
The Kante/Matuidi midfield isn't working. Neither can control a game. The four players in front of them are struggling to make simple passes.
wew lad
Wow soccer players arent very good athletes, the fuckin goal is 30 feet wide and they always kick it right to the goalie.
Do the posts have magnets in them? The amount of times they've been hit this Euros is cray
Oh shit Albania might actually win
The average American is 30 feet wide
>that little tap on his head
he snuffed like 3 good attacks
I've met like 5 Gorans, all of them are or fat, or nerds or something. Like Mihovils, guys named Mihovil look like cheese, souless, fagots, pale...
Gravitationally attracted to each other mate.
Like them black holes.
>this flag
CANT WAKE UP
I've asked a few times but I'll ask again, why isn't Kevin Gameiro in the French squad? He's better than Giroud and has had a far better season.
Cause all of them are shit? Not used to play much with their NT team mates... We had many chances , to be like 5:0 against Turkey but....I'm afraid we wont score aganst Czechs 2bh
Btw Koman on Croatian slang means junkie
Haha and every Fabian I know is a wierdo kek
me, me, me, me! :)
Deschamps fell for the 'epl is good' meme
Giroud is cuter
Matuidi is completely mediocre. Verratti clearly making him look good for PSG.
Because Arsenal are bigger than Sevilla.
Same issue with Wilshire and Drinkwater
Yes the flag that got further than you last world cup.
Only the booger eating outcasts play soccer in the USA play soccer and they get further than your "world class" """athletes"""
>payet is good they said
rugby
Come on mafiabania
didnt you get knocked out of your regional tournament by jamaica?
just score a point already, you've been playing for an hour.
how much longer till evra's winded.
This problem with finishing didn't exist to this extent in past Euros. It's like on a whole other level.
>I'm afraid we wont score aganst Czechs 2bh
You don't have to worry too much, I doubt they'll be able to score against you either.
Calm down pal, you went out to Belgium, the most overhyped national team of the modern era.
>I've made a huge mistake
If Christophe Jallet was a highly trained dancer, he'd be Christophe Ballet
>point
>albania had clear chances to score but they didn't
I've often said this
kill yourself Benzema
Luka Modrić >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pogba
its only group stages yet
the games will get better, ratleast i hope so
>tfw normal thread is way too fast
>/comfy/ is just perfect speed
No, probably confusing it with one of your cuck fantasies where your wife is surrounded by 11 Jamaicans.
USA tied Germany last World Cup, USA is the 2nd best team in the world.
if he were a pastry, he'd be Christophe Baguette
Should I even tune in? Just got home from work. Are they slurping semen or is it an "exciting 0-0"?
>another game with less than 4 goals
How much longer can this go on?
If Kingsley Coman was a Jamaican rapper, he'd be Kingsley Floman
France is bottling it
6/10
Je joue le foot avec ma souer et ma pere. J'taime le chein bouche beaucoup dans le maison et me vert poisson voyage
Obviously. No one would argue otherwise.
Not our fault the rest of the world is envious of the USA and mad we have a good soccer team so the refs refball us.
france is getting better over the last ~15 minutes, still overall alot of semen slurping so far
Probably a good time to jump in on the "action". It's very likely we'll see atleast one goal
>USA tied Germany last World Cup, USA is the 2nd best team in the world.
what does he mean by this?
Minutely reminder: It's till 0-0
Yeah no it's only going to get even worse during the knockouts. At this rate we're going to see a goals to games ratio of less than 2.
How many of the games have been under 3.5 and what have the odds been on them?
t. /bet/
If Bacary Sagna married an Italian woman, he's be Bacary Sagna-Lasagna
jiroo
haven't been watching the game, how is it still 0 - 0?
wtf france
That the up and coming USA team will win the next World Cup, screen cap it and email it to your local newspaper for it be publishes, you heard it here first.
Oh Giroud
Giroud has been skipping heading practise I see
Why is the superior Copa America so much better than the yuros?
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christ
>this delusion
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I have no idea. But I bet a fiver that Ronaldo would at least score last night
How fucking dumb am I?
hmm
We beat Germany 3-2 the other week
Fewer filler teams
TROLLPOST AGAIN
>the city of giroud
GOD DAMMIT
Because European teams can actually defend
Because Brazil didn't make it.
You didn't win against >us since 1966
>Losing to England's Y team
Scotland might not be at the euros but we're still the unofficial football belt holders
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Germany doesnt even try in friendlies
>How fucking dumb am I?
depends what was the odds at?
By that logic, you think they will win Copa America? Hahahaha
>this decision making from France
All these players are stupid.
Meanwhile your team didn't win a single match and couldn't score past Costa Rica. Brits are embarrassing
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I wonder why...
die pol. you edgy cunts should kill yourselves
Well it wasn't that great but I thought it would be literally free money
Maybe, USA doesnt care about that silly little tournament, we want the World Cup, and we'll get it too.
You lost to fucking Jamaica, piss off mate
The albanian sub runs the 100m in 10.9s
Impressive desu
source?