Hi /Random/-

Hi /Random/-
my cousin said this is a good board for advice on things in general, so I wanted to ask the members here what I should do about an injustice suffered today from a rogue police officer. I was travelling along the highway today minding my own beeswax, when out nowhere this police car starts flashing it's lights and blaring the siren. I obey the law, of course, so I immediately pull over to the shoulder next to the median like you are supposed to do. So, the policeman walks up to my window and demands my license and registration and I can tell right away he has a nasty attitude. Anyways, he goes and tells me that I was travelling well under the 'minimum' highway speed and causing a hazard. Who ever heard of a minimum speed? I told the him that was absurd because everyone knows that you can travel whatever speed you want on the highway as long as you don't go over the speed limit and in FACT, I was most likely the SAFEST driver on the road because of my sensible driving skills. Well, he says that he's letting me go with just a warning, but to obey traffic laws. This really upset me, so I informed him that his 'warning' was ridiculous because I wasn't breaking any laws. This really made him mad and he told me to wait and he stormed back to his police car. A few minutes later, he hands me a ticket for the speed 'infraction' and also, get this, travelling too long in the PASSING lane. That's right, he insisted that there is a passing lane and a travelling lane. I retorted back that everyone knows there is a right lane and a left lane and you are equally free to use whichever one you wish. I assured him that I would see him in court fighting this absurd ticket. So, what I would like to ask you all is besides getting this ticket dismissed(which is a no-brainer, sheesh)- can't I also sue the police department for ticketing me under false pretenses? Looking forward to your responses!

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minimum speed is a thing you nigger. don't waste our thread space without googling something first

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Hmm, well, it appears that there are some pretty inexperienced drivers in here based on the replies.

they don't post minimum speed limits like they do maximum ones, but they do it in some areas. just look it up. only a fucking retard would think you can't get in trouble for going 30 on a 60 or 70. You could cause an accident.

Traditionally, the left most lane is for driving at the speed limit or slightly above, while the right most one (where people get on and off exits) is for people going at or just below the speed limit. Passing lane is also a thing, as a simple google search would tell you

Almost, but not quite, dumbass- use the left lane ONLY for passing slower cars, as simple as that.

I conceed. Either way, OP is autistic

op you should have killed the officer

Ok, well, I'm pretty sure the policeman didn't like my bumper sticker, so he pulled me over. I'm sure it had nothing to do with my driving. You people aren't very supportive at all.

this thread is full blown autism

get the fuck outta here you delusional cunt

My cousin didn't tell me about the foul language some of you use in here- does anyone have some good, legitimate advice?

You should enter go to slow and left is for passing.
The officer actually had a reason to pull up over. Sorry OP

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Yeah, stop driving like a 100 year old asian girl you double nigger.

Ok I pretty sure that qualifies as pornography which I KNOW is illegal.

you are the bane of my existence.

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Fuck off you waste of resources

>#blacklivesmatter

Congrats to OP for baiting all these fucking morons.

Everyone in this thread, including OP and myself, should fucking kill their miserable selves.

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you're wrong on so many levels

shhhh...

Op here- I think I'll just make myself a nice beverage and think up my next troll.