Hey Sup Forumsros, I need to write a story with an unexpected ending for tomorrow

Hey Sup Forumsros, I need to write a story with an unexpected ending for tomorrow.
I'll start:
>Andrew woke up of his bed
Dubs decide whats next

He got out of bed dick still out

>Shrek comes out of his wardrobe and rape him
The end.

he internally combusts

Random dwarf comes to see him

and slept with ur mum

he kills himself

The holocaust started and he died.

He explodes

> He waits until the last second to do a really easy assignment for his junior high English class
> He fails miserably at everything else in life forever because he can't get anything done
> The End

he feels a euphoric sensation in his private area

he lives, he dies, he lives again

plops out 10 anal beads

Put on the down of his shoes, and left the right of his house, on his way to the starboard of his town.

He eats a cookie with Orange juice

He looks into the mirror. His eyes fill up with tears as he raises the gun he stole from his dad to his head.

justice rains from above

reroll

He shits himself

roll

reroll

>He stares at the clock wondering why it has a face.

This

He looks out the window and sees something moving.

He dies

He begins to hear a loud thud from under his bed.

re roll

He hears loud moaning from the room next to his.

The story so far
If dubs
>Its coming from the guest room.

rollino

Its coming from his big sister's room.

its actually coming from the guest room with his grandfather sleeping it it

His Cousin is in that room.

he enters the room and..

and faps to it

at the same moment, someone knocks on his door

Its actually coming from outside

He looks through his secret peephole.

but they haven't had a guest in thirty years.

The Story so far
If i get dubs then
>He sees his aunt on the bed.

and sees his dog fucking his mom

He knows there should be no one there and when he looks through he sees no one in the room.

only his dad and his sister are home

>He looks through his secret peephole.
>His uncle, with his hairy chest, is laying on the bed

He sees a white mist in the room.

rollino

Which is actually a hollowed out dildo

He sees a ghost on the bed.

She's bent over with cheeks spread wide, her anus looks like a dried dog turd with a hole in it, even worse he can see small tufts of tp clinging to her coiled sphincter like barnacles on a decommissioned submarine.

he puts his dick in the peephole

reroll

He sees a sexy ghost on the edge of the bed.

he doesnt really give a fuck about what he sees and goes back to bed for a fap

Roll

The story so far:
if i get dubs
>He wonders what he should fap to but the moaning gets louder and he begins to hear liquid splashing in the other room.

Op here, Story so far:
>Andrew woke up of his bed
>Hears loud moaning
>He looks through his secret peephole.
>he doesnt really give a fuck about what he sees and goes back to bed for a fap

He loses control of his hand, it starts moving faster and faster, friction burns form on his dick

He looks through the peephole again and sees a red liquid everywhere

>He faps as he imagines Aunt Jemima going down on Mrs. Butterworth, he reaches climax and blows a hot syrupy load on his chest.

>he recognizes the moans as his own gf's

he had forgotten he lived in a factory that made menstrual bread from nuns periods. The smell of yeast and musty vagina penetrated his nostrils

roll

He jumps back and sneaks around to the door of the guest room.

He finally goes find out whats going on, when Andrew opened the guest door..

He opens his closet to find his pickle.

She's army of Chinese child labor wringing used tampons into bottles of Tabasco brand Bloody Mary mix.

ding ding ding

he begins to remembers that he was dragged here by the Diamond Card Mafia.

he inquires as to the price, expressing his desire to bathe in this delicious sauce

The End

rollerin

He runs in the room and whips out his dick

>dunking a choco-chip cookie in oj

and kills himself

gg

There you go OP I'm sure you'll get an A

Honestly, one of the more moving stories I've read
Honored to have witnessed its conception