ITT: We live in a house together

ITT: We live in a house together.

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No we don't.

Yes we do.

I know you masturbate every night

I DON'T!

OP, clean your room. It smells like gay sex.

Yours too.

Why do I always hear your balls slapping against your ass and low frequency moaning from the gay porn you watch?

Does someone else vacate your room between 9 and 10 pm?

user, you left your anal beads on the floor again

those aren't mine

Boxxy is always hanging around outside just waiting to make an appearance, it's been long enough she needs to go home

Stay out of the downstairs bathroom, im cooking up some crystal and the noxious fumes need to vent out.
Also my trap girlfriend and her bbc fuck buddy are moving in so we can cock tribute her pics while shes getting fucked in the other room

Grab a fucking fan, then.

my room will look like this, hope thats okay

i found 3 dead bodies in the basement. does anyone want to explain that?

No. Normal rooms only.

Shoveled 'em to death.

Absolutely not.
All those chains are different lengths and its upsetting my autsim

Hey I'm the cleaning guy I was told to come here around this time-OH MY FUCKING CHRIST USING A HANDBRAKE AS BUTT PLUG WHILE JERKING OFF FREDDY MERCURY AND STEVEN HAWKING GOING DOWN THE AUTOBAN IN NAZI GERMANY

SHUT UP AND CLEAN!

YOU BETTER CLEAN THIS GODDAMN HOUSE

I'll be in the bathroom for 20 minutes, please don't disturb

you're gonna jerk off to milfs, aren't you?

This is a filthy goddamn house

user, stop doing a scat video.

We have a cleaning guy over there.

OH MY GOD
IT'S LIKE IF SATAN AND HILLARY CLINTON HAD A GLOBAL ORGY AFTER FILLING UP ON LAXATIVES
INCLUDING THE ANIMALS

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND CLEAN!

OH MY GOD
F-FUCKING COLLEGE MAKING ME DO THIS SHIT
FUCKING BERNIE WHERE'S MY FREE TUITION
*pries used adult daiper off a bike handle with a crowbar*

FUCK OFF, THEN!

Anyone else want a bowl?

Guys
Guys
Guys
Guys
Guys
Guys
Who left the dildo-munculus on the dining table again?

Everyone's in their fucking rooms?!

It's like I live alone and the ghosts in the walls are clicking away at their keyboards fapping to traps.

We should film Paranormal 9 here.

I'm in the fucking living room, dipshit.

Clanking away at that keyboard, didn't see you there user.

Okay.

says the guy with a girl tied up in his room

Hello! We're selling cookies!

FUCK OFF!

But I wanted thin mints...

Fuck off niggers, i only buy oreos.

Fine.

So... no one claiming to be a femanon in here yet?

That would be me...
and no, I haven't gotten around to making that samwich yet.

fuck you nigger.
give me all the thin mints you little whores

We need food, go and make it for the alpha males.

>alpha males
>alpha

implying that there are any alphas here

Not the femanon, but I have some Dindu Nuffins.

Hi I'm the femanon
And I won't cook so fuck off

Let me see that feminine penis

>cooks
IS ANY ALPHA NIGGER HAPPY?

No, you're not.

I am, but I won't cook either so, yeah, fuck off and eat your Dindu Nuffins

This was bound to be turned into a trap thread.

Ok guys, I'm going to the mall, do you want something?

NO MORE LOCKED DOORS!!!!

Alright guys, I'll cook for you— FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT.

Pls no bully I need to shave

sell it so i can pay off my 400k in student loans, k thx bye

>locks a door
ONE MORE LEFT!

Guys, why Carl hanged himself in the bathroom ceiling?

A severed head and gummy worms, please.

I just came I him, and he go KO'd

Guess where i just took a shit!

I'm taking this eleven year old girl into my room for the next three days.
Do not disturb.

>disturbs
Have some Dindu Nuffins!

I'm with code enforcement, your grass is too high and you have too much shit in your backyard. Cut it asap or I'll condemn your house

No.
>shovels
One more for the pile.

Hey I just shaved my balls. Does anybody want to feel them to make sure I got all the spots?

No.

Dont mind me, just stripping all of the copper wiring out of the walls to sell for scrap and buy a used T-72 for home defense
DONT TREAD ON ME
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
AM I BEING DETAINED

LIVA LE Sup Forums's house!

Godspeed with that tank, user!

Anyone here wanna watch anime?

Enough of this joke, you've said it 3 times already.

Fine. Have some cookies, then.

Who the fuck took my lotion? I know I haven't used all of it yet!

I'm hungry

Nikolai, wtf are you doing

it was community lotion. Communism bitch

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the fuck

*thirty GTL douches come out of the wood work*
You got a kik?

*carries box of things to my room*
im so glad to move in *takes breath of fresh air*
all these cute boys idk how im going to contain myself..*trips and falls forward with my skirt flying up revealing my shaved plump ass and tail*
oh no, you guys won't take advantage of my plump furry ass will you? woof woof!

i'm pulling the triggering
nope nope
not dealing with this shit
Sup Forumsye guys
nope
gone

Don't act dumb and get your shit in your room.

guys there's a van outside

I got it.
>shoots a RPG-7 at the van

user, where's my playboy magazine!?

Whaa? It's just the party van!

Clean your shit up and go to your room, we have a house inspection in 20 minutes.

i needed fuel for my alchemical blood magic

What is the limit on number of allowed corpses?

Get some fuel on the basement, next to the dead body pile.

Four, so don't kill anyone.

The real estate said that we're allowed 8 living people in the house. There's 30 of us. So 22 of us have to kill ourselves before she comes.

Oh, FUCK NO.

If I dismember them into individual limbs does it count?

Yes.

oh no *sad woof* and he was the cutest one :[!
uh-uh-yes sirs! *cleans up and starts unpacking in my room* i'll just put this on this shelf, and this on this desk, and this under the be- *oof*! im stuck! i can't get out from under the bed! can somebody with a manly grip please pull me out from under the bed? *wiggles my plump round ass* hmmm?

oh god I'm burning and eating user's body before anything really bad happens to it