Roast me faggets

Roast me faggets

at 2 minutes a pound it would take more time than i have left on this planet

Im a muslim i cant eat pork no point in roastinng you would be a waste of meat

why? looks like god did it for us.

I'd roast it but youd eat it

youre about to get a run in your jacket sleeve

haha you are fat

10/10 roast

Would fuck

Due to the maximum thermal efficiency ratings of conventional ways to roast you, it wouldn't be worth the energy.
tl;dr; You are one big ass motherfucker.

Would fuck until you couldn't walk

A body pic

Get naked and show us that fat pig body.

haha you are overweight

I'll spitroast you... with my dick... twice...

I can see her toes.

I would rub gravy all over my dick and you'd probably lick it off and eat my cum you beluga whale

improvement over the last pic. ditch the spic-like makeup, lose 30 lbs, and look out

I would but I prefer my meat leaner.

You would think some of the fat would have moved to the tits.

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Do you even lift?

you have a shit body type, apple shaped, ew

Feet

I prefer to smoke ham instead

every time she stands up

You look like one of those hambeasts that would justify their shitty lifestyle and eating habits with retarded slogans like "body positive" and "intuitive eating". Fuck off back to tumblr you fucking freak of nature.

Nigga looks like Melissa McCarthy

Still want to see tits or gtfo

Id marry you

I bet you'd get some nice marbling out of that rump. Light the fire pit boys, its barbecue time

I like pork

I'd like to, but I don't have a spit or an apple to stick in your mouth.

>fat girl that tries really hard on appearance
>probably gives rly good head
>too bad i'd be the 60th guy to get sukd

As a blonde

in a heartbeat

Prefer the darker hair

jesus your hair is so fried
dying your hair over and over wont drop pounds you know

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You should message me on snapchat or kik

gettin better and better.

Beautiful eyes. They're blue right?

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Show us some skin

Goddamn thats a nice booty. Still a fat bitch though

Bamp