Low hanging fruit. Hit me with your best shot

Low hanging fruit. Hit me with your best shot.

I can't. I am 2 steps away from looking like this.

I look like this

you are overweight and should lose weight.

Damn, harsh.

Go to bed Jason.

oh, tbh idk 4not

The only low hanging fruit here would be our jokes, right baby dick? Fuck out of here, faggot

I am in bed

From behind

Im so glad im not you.

Damn, though I would get hit harder than this.

Your fruits are the only part of you that don't hang low

A little late to the joke there bud

It's late I'm tired whadya want from me.

Dimples! hey bud how are you?

not going to take a shot OP


my harpoon is on lone

Nice to get a little recognition. I'll build a name for myself yet, even if it is as the fat guy that likes to get naked.

Why is you right shoulder smaller than your left?

He probably masturbates a lot. What a fucking beta cuck

Alright, you got new stories from your work? Your new lifestyle gets you sex yet?

Nope, my current job is in an office and doesn't give me much of a chance for it. A friend offered to go skinny dipping with me a few months back, but so far it hasn't happened.