Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread

Claim your waifu and discuss

Obligatory claim

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youtu.be/pm-VlUkBEUc
youtube.com/watch?v=Tl0ckIndemg
youtube.com/watch?v=koLPQRpEAVU
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Megumin claimed~

true he seemed upset

see you seem like such a nice guy when you aren't starting fights

hey leone!

still here

Then i'll have to bring in big sister.

Tell me what you know about jet fuel

BEST GIRL CLAIMED
>Tomoko is now Tomocute!

>your pleasure of Gachimuchi makes me happy that I know you.
>You're also adorable.

I could say the same for you.

Ahhh, so you're on the time my computer clock is on. That's useful, getting tired yet?

Yeah, it amazes me how much effort people put into those videos.

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Can I have the blackmail material~?
>for reasons
I hope you can make it for work~
>also, late welcome

Cause of iggy? Have a different one
youtu.be/pm-VlUkBEUc

heal me slut

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>Mirai claim

Don't pretend you didn't start this.

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Forgot the image.

>furious hands

>mhw I've made OC for Billy and he's thanked me
>I can die happily
>You're far cuter

Et tu, megumin?

alright,be sure to tell me if its any good
>gachimuchi
good taste
youtube.com/watch?v=Tl0ckIndemg

Akiko claimed

Ayy Megu, not much. What's poppin?

Alrighty

>Not sure if scared or aroused.
Why not both~

That's sweet of you Rikka, now I really need a nickname for you.

>This is gonna end in a 4 way ship isn't it?

That's the plan.

>Best idol claimed

Oh come now, i'm not a monster.

>R̜̪̒ͭ͊̎Ḁ̶̥̰̖̬̍ͪ̉́T̻T͆̓͐͏L̝̬̘̞̖͘Ë͔́͊ͦ͊̐̈͘ R̜̪̒ͭ͊̎Ḁ̶̥̰̖̬̍ͪ̉́T̻T͆̓͐͏L̝̬̘̞̖͘Ë͔́͊ͦ͊̐̈͘
>R̜̪̒ͭ͊̎Ḁ̶̥̰̖̬̍ͪ̉́T̻T͆̓͐͏L̝̬̘̞̖͘Ë͔́͊ͦ͊̐̈͘ R̜̪̒ͭ͊̎Ḁ̶̥̰̖̬̍ͪ̉́T̻T͆̓͐͏L̝̬̘̞̖͘Ë͔́͊ͦ͊̐̈͘
Just a little undead...
>R̜̪̒ͭ͊̎Ḁ̶̥̰̖̬̍ͪ̉́T̻T͆̓͐͏L̝̬̘̞̖͘Ë͔́͊ͦ͊̐̈͘ R̜̪̒ͭ͊̎Ḁ̶̥̰̖̬̍ͪ̉́T̻T͆̓͐͏L̝̬̘̞̖͘Ë͔́͊ͦ͊̐̈͘
>R̜̪̒ͭ͊̎Ḁ̶̥̰̖̬̍ͪ̉́T̻T͆̓͐͏L̝̬̘̞̖͘Ë͔́͊ͦ͊̐̈͘ R̜̪̒ͭ͊̎Ḁ̶̥̰̖̬̍ͪ̉́T̻T͆̓͐͏L̝̬̘̞̖͘Ë͔́͊ͦ͊̐̈͘

Will do.
>Rattle

Kotoura claimed!

Not really, my neighbours are blasting music

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Claimed

I have to be prepared for an eventual treason
Don't worry, I will not use it until necessary~
Hey Maki~
I tried playing some MGS earlier
It got bowing fast :/

I'm proud of the fact that I've been familiar with Gachimuchi before the MLG fellas found it.

One of the only instances where timed presence matters to me.

Also, nice remix.

What are they blasting?

not to much no
ehhh
same. Boredom probably

If that's the plan, then it's working

I just google image quick it's not a bone. .
Cut WAAAAYYYYY past that.

I enjoy talking to the people here and at work.
What do you do?

>jet fuel

>Miho

Milinda claim

What is it you want from Shinoa? I could include it in my terms of his surrender.

But I didnt! Your the qt with the glasses!

>Still waiting for your surrender...

Definitely both...

Damn Shizu your rattles are getting spooky

I hate you too

>mhw I've made OC for Billy and he's thanked me
>I can die happily
That must be the best feeling in the world.

>You're far cuter
Lies.

youtube.com/watch?v=koLPQRpEAVU

Some shitty rap. At least it isn't screamo or country.

Rory claimed again. Back in for the arfternoon edition.

just amvs in general i guess >.<
nice dubs tho
moooooo
>4 way ship
oh god please no
>UNDYING RATTLES
STOP PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I NEED A CLERIC
Dubs set it in stone
>Tomocute

Nice! the only time I snuck onto the computers at my grade school was to show my friend homestarrunner, and the art teachers that were there told our teacher who thought we were watching porn so we got in mucho trouble haha, but doom sounds worth all day
kek, and that sounds cozy, what game are you gonna play?
kek, are you the same kinko that I talked with the other day? about the SFW kinks? haha
Honestly? Shes my second choice, I would be so down to chill with someone like that. And if you like her so much, why don't you claim her?
Exaactly, and pic?
Whats not right? And yeah yeah my choice is cheap bottom shelf shit haha. And I don't really mind vodka, but I've grown attached to rum, grew up with it. Feels like I'm cheating
Good to hear
>lose an Asuka
Why? whats goin on?
Well meh is better than shit amirite?

Also claiming

leone you still here?

So the only thing wrong with that is the "it's a bone" part? That just means it's possible for it to grow back. You proved me right by correcting me.

I want him to be still awesome no matter what~
>I have blackmail material against you, so no double-crossing~

video games and stuff like that.
i dont really like that though
yeah thats true

Iowa claim

What's up my dudes

The only reason I made Gachimuchi shit was out of passion for it.

And boredom.

I've also argued with him on foreign policy. His ideals for the Middle East regarding the possession of nuclear weapons is.....odd.

Smart cookie though, respect him.

>lies
Nope, not sure why I'd lie on that. You're adorable.

>More Gachimuchi
>Happy hands

That's not even pleasantly funny. Hope you'll be able to get some sleep tonight, friendo.

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Summertime and the living's easy
And Bradley's on the microphone with ras m.g.
All the people in the dance will agree
That we're well qualified to represent the LBC
Me, me and Louie run to the party
Dance to the rhythm it gets harder

>undead rattles
you need to accept the rattles
>rattle

Sorry about that.
I'm sure you'll be fine, beautiful.
You're too cute to die.

And, I'm still not sure what caused it, maybe I'd grab a sandwich right now, but it could happen again, so I'd rather not.

>lurking

quality claim

are lewd images common in these threads?

Welcome back, what's your opinion about stockings? i might have a fetish for stockings D:

No no.....they don't cut there.....
they cut at bone......
are you just trolling me?
You've done a hell of a job if that's the case.
You win if so.

Tenryuu claimed and heading off for duty. See you guys later.

Updated.
Have fun, don't stress out too much.

>Shiro

Sources..?

ayy yo girl hows it cute-in?
fuckin yes
>walking fetish
>gif fucking related
but it suites you so much!
fine! hooooooowwww abouuut
>Cuteoko
>rattles
but i can't pilot if i rattle

I broke it good...

>Milinda

What up Chen
>you seem different
Stockings are pretty cool. Though Im not a fan myself, they seem as much a lie and hide the true look of a nice pair of legs.
Its smugging well.

>I've also argued with him on foreign policy. His ideals for the Middle East regarding the possession of nuclear weapons is.....odd.

That sounds like an interesting dialogue to have with him.

>Nope, not sure why I'd lie on that. You're adorable.
But you are aswell!

Yay, more cute Chen.

Lewd!

I don't see why lol
Have I ever told a lie?
Its Wednesday my dude
Ooohhhhh hell yeah

That may be, but Mili is 20/10 without glasses.
>also goggles don't count

What's not right is how your dad didn't come home with four bottles of vodka or 4 liters of bad rum!

Probably the new Homefront game.

I can do that.
>blackmail material against you
Wait what!?!?!?! What do you have!?!?
>Scared

boredom plays a hand in a lot of stuff
i dont want any of these names
when we played liars dice yes

Checked, i approve of this gif, now i'm thinking whether i should fap or sleep

>Rͦ̚͞at͋ͤ̔ͦ̈̓t̒͌͑ͮ͒l̡̋̉̇ͭͣȅ̸ͣͪ̀ ͫ̿͋͠r̓̓͋aẗ̡́ͧ̊t̨ͭ́lͯͯ̎ͪêͮͣͮ
T͞h̨ere͝'͟s͢ n̨othi͟n͞g to̵ ̴fe͜ar
T̢h͝e͘ ̨a͢f̡t͠e̛rlife͞ ҉ís qu͟ite ҉nic̸e̢
͡on͠cę ̛you g͜e̸t us̛e͏d ͘t̨o͏ it

>R̴̙̺̰̦͔̖̣̞̘͙͙̜̳̻̐ͭ̍ͩ͗̑̂́ͯ̅͋͊ͩ̿͢a̧̔́ͥͥ̃̔͗̔͐̽҉͔̳̯̗̞̝̣̲͓̰̩̰̙͚̺ť̞̼̖̙͈̻̞͎͈̤̬ͨ̏̂̿̃ͨ̂͆̂ͫ͒́͌ͧ͒ͯͥ̓̀͜ͅţ̮͇̲̯̤͇͚̺̖̈ͬ̊̉̽̽́̓͆̍͐͋̀ͅl̸̷͖̗͎̩̰̲̱̥̳̳͔̱ͪ̈́̃ͪ̀̕͠ͅę̤̩̝͇̜̤̯̗͓̦͔̫̣̖̰͉̫̹̂̒͋ͤ́̚ ͫ̏̓̀ͨ̎̌͑̈ͭͣ̆̚͏̤̖̺͇̯̺͝r͖̦̝̬͎͉̖̝͚̿̎̆̊̄͐̏̂̅ͪ͒͋̈́́͟ą̷̪̻̞͇̤̬͒̋̽ͮ͛ͤ̃̐̀ţͦ̑̊̓ͧ͗͛̊͐̑̽ͮ͛ͭ̆̌̀́̊̕҉̪̘͖͚͕̹̫͚̦̖̱̺̬ͅt̽͒̔̇̌ͮͦͬ҉̜̬͙̥̕l̲͍͈̳̭̫̟͉͔̜̥̬̖̫͔͖̹͌ͫͪ̇̋͐͆̈̔͂̉͊͒̌͐͘͟ȩ̷͔̖͉̖̰̙̫͇̞̠͙̗̮͎̍͂̓ͩͬͧ͐͊ͪ̓̓̔ͣ̾̀͟
G̱͕̞͙̩̝͖͎̳̙̜̥̼͇̫͉͍ͅO̖͈͖͔̘ͅD̯͈̠̗̘ ̩̭̲̠̰̖͓͍̘͎͇̞̬̳̘̰W͔̟̼̖̩̖̦̩̻̪̯O̗͈̲͕̺͇̫̙̦̮̼̥̲͚̞̟̯̣ͅN͕͚͔̰̥͕̬̟̩̮͇̺̦ͅ'̜̼̝͚T̪̜͍̱ ͍̖̼͕̙S͉͍̹͔̠̻̦Ạ̥̣̺̦͕̻V̲̳̯̙͇̙̳̣͕͖̗͈̺̲̲E̺̙̠̗̻̬̪̝̫̼̦̣̪͎̖͎ ̤͓̙̩̜͙͚͖Y͇̝̦͖͔O̭̩̝͉̜̰̜̫̘̰̻̭̮̣͉ͅU͚̭͕̥͓̼͈̻̲̲ ̯̦͓͙̪̙͍̙͍͖̹̬͇ͅͅN̟̮̝O̫̺̲̹͙W̰̗͖͚̬̤̮̮̺̙͖̗̮̻̳ͅ
N̝̩̭̱͎̖̺͈̩̩̤O͓̼̺̜T͍͓͍̦͙̱͚̥̱̪̦̩̠͎̼̯Ḫ͚̩̥ͅI̼͍͓̖͕̳̤͇͔̳̺̦̘̦͓͖̮̱N̤͉̗̼͉̘G̮̤̖̭̫̠̩̤̰͖̙͇̮̰͇͉͉ͅ ̯̤͕̹̤͖̹̣̦̟̝̺̭͔̱͚̹̳ͅC̪̮͍̦̦̠͉̜̱A̜̰̺͉̠̙̦̘̙̼̱̺͇͉̮̭N͍̪̥̟̻

>Ȯ̋̃҉́͏̣̻̺̹̘̣̭̪͔͠ͅN̲̮̙̐ͣͥͨͮͤ͛̂͑̄͌͌ͨͫͭ͞ͅE̛͓̝͕̗̖̜͕̳͓̦͍̙̲͎̹͂̃̿͂͋ͥͭ̀ͨ̊ͣ̓̓ͦ͗̓̒͘͠ͅͅ ̢͈̟̠̙̩̭̫̘͙̰͖̐́ͨ̌͑͗̐ͪ̏͂͂͛ͦͯ́͞O̵̵̹͕͆ͯͮ̊͛͌͊͐ͨͣ͟͠ͅF̵͈̹̼̟̘͈̝̬̯̞̠͖̻͚̬̂͌̿ͮͫͯ̋̄̓̓ͣ͋̐ͤͤ̄̑̉͘͠͡͞ ̷̜̳̠̙̮̔̄ͥ̎̀̂ͭ͑̋̏̕͝Ų̢̫̹̩̰͖̦̼̝͍̤̥͊ͣ̑̀͒̇̅ͮͦͣͫ̽̂͑̀̚Ş̥͇̬̺͎̝͉̠̻̺̗̗͎̗̝̯ͥ̆̀ͤ̐ͩ͂͊͗͛̔ͮ͢͞ͅͅ

Kirara from last thread, claimed.

Not doing it for you huh? What's so boring about it?

Oh really?

That's my princess~

If Shinoa wills it then there's no stopping it sadly.

Kek, their reactions must of been priceless. Yeah we may do it again soon.

Ayy that happened to you also? I have like 350 LP and went from lvl 25 to 33 kek.

cute !

>Hand sigh
You're a bundle of innocence and sweetness, never change.

Maybe you just had a bad eating or something? If you're hungry you should try and eat something lighter than something that solid.
>pats
>Lewd.....

Yeah, he was a cool guy. One of his cunt friends called me ignorant though, she was a bitch. Billy's cool though, if you ever have the chance to talk to him I recommend it, he's a nice guy.

Pfft, could amount to how cute you are though. You're like a stuffed animal.

>boredom plays a hand in a lot of stuff
I can't handle all of this cute in one night, you people are going to kill me at this rate.

nope

Some are ok tbh

Someone asked who would you have as a little sister

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Oh shit waddup

Still using the original. Thanks mang

STOP

I'm upset.
You win everything.
Never came across such a good troll.
Well done.
I'm happy you're only pretending to be retarded

Try to have fun

makes sense. Is pretty common here.

>This is going to ed in a four way ship isnt it?

Yes yes it is!

my love for the poil is unconditional

and my life is so empty and meaningless that i shitpost in a thread full of weaboos and animated chinesse little girls, none of them i know by the way, the only one I recognize is tomoko and thats literally it holy shit my life is so sad right know i should just end it all in a brutal final decision which will free me from this emptiness

and to that user who thought my joke was hilarious and original, you're wrong shut up nigga you enjoyed a shitty twitter tier joke that is sad man you should just join us like do you even watch the show

Anyway haha, how are you people?

Fuck. I think I know where you're going with this

>shinoa

better fukn use the updated version more, i put like 15 minutes of work into that. that's more work then i've done all day.

>dab

REEEEEEEEEEeeeee
It's dat boi.

Full on lewds? They're occasional
There are some semi-lewds every now-and-then
Thank you~
>scratch that, I lost it...
I mean I like it! But it gets boring after an hour or so
>It's still super fun!
I was just kidding~
Still curious about the blackmailing tho

You just said that ever vet cuts at the bone.
And you just expect me to believe you.

Yes, of course, I'm trolling. You win.

Never leave thread

every*

well he did, almost i guess, I usually get two 1.75 L bottles, I think thats the biggest they have unless i'm dumb lol and he got two of those sized bottles of vitali, not sure how much that is tho, I may be retarded haha
Thats out? I haven't heard much buzz around it. Is it good?
well yeah, thats the point! but other than that....

I dont see how thats cute
yeah im pretty boring i guess

>You're like a stuffed animal.
>

Too many compliments tonight, I'll die at this rate.

Hey Shiro? Are you still doing the Intensify pics?
If so, can you do this one for me?
>
I'll be thankful~

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>Christ
well and yourself?

>super cute

>Megumin

Gah, Why are you so smooth? Mirai is still way more cute

GAHHHH STAHP! THAT PIC AND PRINCESS AT THE SAME TIME?!?!? WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE YOU?!?!?

I had almost 600 LP this morning. kek went from like 20 to 29.

Then a video shall become public every day until you do... ;)

OH THANK GOD. I have no idea what you had tho... kek

So far I am disappointed... Its not nearly as bad as the old one though. Just really shitty frame rates...

Ṣ̟͙̬̖͇͊̎̑o̢͈͎̼̯͕̮ͅm̻̝͍̜̪͇ͨ̿ͯ̋͂̐e̘̳̲̝̜̝̩̒̑́̏ͯ͂ͩ͝ṯ̴ͧͬͥ̃̀͂ẖ̬̹̻͕̤ͬ̂̎͗͌ͮ̚iͫ͏̟͇͇ǹ̩̬̲̜̎g̛͍̦͙̯̾ ͚̗̰w̰̞̪͙r̡̔͂ͨ̾o̞̤͍̰͑̂ͣͦ͡ͅn̮̳̠̠̮̙̂͋̀̄͠g̶ͣ,̭̲͕̘̭̐̊̔̕ ̵̪̘͉ͪ̌ͯS͍̠̪͙̺ͪ͆ͧͧ̀͘h͍͚͓͆̆i̸̮̪̩̯͒ñ̖̙͎ͪ͝ỏ̒̈́́̊̏a͖̲̺̮̼̗?̛̺̰̗͓̯͈̮̗ͮͪ̌̎̒̽̈́
D̮͓͉̱̦͎̪o̧̙̞ǹ͇̪̫'̘͎̦t̴̥̩̫̮ ͎t̢̘̱e͙͈͓̲̝͜l̫l̞̫ ͔̖̭̮͉̜̫me̢̙̜̟̻ ̙͠y̞͖̰̮͕o̳̙̦̗u̪͖'̹̦̘̤̝̝̹re ̡ś͇c̠a̖r̜e̡̥̻͙d̞̖̜͎̖͓͞ ͔͇̗͉t̯̱͙̟͜o҉͈͓̜̣̭̬o̲̳͓̤?̹͍̫ͅ

D̷o҉n't b͢e ̸àf̛ra͠i̶d̶.

ͮͪ̌ͭͣ̄͏̩ͅN̜̤ͧ͆̈́ͪͣͩo̘̠͕͑ͫṯ͓̗ͬͬ͘h̶̻̘̮͙͙̘̻i̪͓̳͓̘̔ñ̳̼̤̲̭͔g͈͖͚̺̰̼ͮ͜ ̺̣͎͇̼͑͛̈̀͗ͫ͊c̘͎̟̙̘ͦͩ̂̽̕ͅaͦͧ̄n̞̠͓̣͈ͭͥͭ̄ ͩͪh̷̑ͥű͊̇ͤ̉̋҉̪r̵̜ͥt̴̫̠̯̟̻̘͒̄̈́͂ ̴͓͚̱̏̾̉ͩ̉̿ͩw̮͕͔̬̓͗̋h̉̎͢a̗̬͉͙ͯͪ͋̐̎̉̅t̤̲̭͔͙̟̫ͮ'͖̜͖ͪ͑͗̄̆s͚̤̼̪̗ͪͨ̓̈́ͤ̌̚ ̳̹̤͋͗ͧ̈̚a̧̰͖̺̼̝͉lͮͮ̄ͯ́̉̿͝ȑ͙̭ͪͮe͏̺͍̜̟a̪̙̕d̳͙̤͓͇͔͊ͧ̇y̢͙̯̻͍̤̽ͫ̔ ͓̝͎̙͍͇ͪ̑͆̎̚d̳̮̞͈͇ͩ̏̈́ͥͤ͡ḛ͎̯͈͓̒̄͘a͙͚̱̯̟̞̓̅̍͛ͯ͊̒͟dͨͦ̀̚͢

>you're wrong shut up nigga you enjoyed a shitty twitter tier joke that is sad man you should just join us like do you even watch the show
Meh, I just thought it was random and out of place with the picture. I laugh at random things, just a different sense of humor.

Steven Universe isn't terrible, though it's not great either.

The grammar along with your waifu and your nonchalant attitude just gets to me. It's great.

Well you are.
>pats
I'd rather you didn't die, cute stuff.
>Video ends with Portal credits remix
>All of my happiness

Guess I'm getting replaced.

Kek yeah, the two art teachers weren't really our teachers so when they asked "are you supposed to be in here?" my friend replied with "well, were not NOT supposed to be in here" thinking he was some sorta slick (this was 5th grade) so they just told our actual teacher hah
Oh for real? sheeeit, I missed that one
Thats a nice smug
aaaaaaaaaaAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Miss Bewbsaplenty! how goes it?
that fuuckin gif
>so kawaii it hurts
fuckin right? you like hair right
>
WELL TOMOCUTE WAS THE BESST
please save me in the name of OEWW
>rattle
I need a cleric!
ive never even been shipped
and you hve a fleet
most make me cringe real hard tho
>all that baggage
you okay gem?

You're welcome friend.

>Shiro

well i think im going to sleep now so ill see everyone later g'night

wrong image

HOW?!?

A 4 way ship? I thought rikka was with fran?

No u

10/10.

All you're doing is calling me a troll and retarded.

Good job, best debate of 2016.

Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu Esdeath.

>Shiro

I'm moving up from man pussy.

SShhh hun, no need for overkill
You did well i'm impressed

Frenemy of the state I am with like everyone