You fags jealous of my girth? Even you niggers cant compete

You fags jealous of my girth? Even you niggers cant compete

That dick looks hilarious.
Time stamp it for proof.

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you had to get it surgically thickened and still only manage 6.5 inch girth?

The fat from the rest of your body had no where to go, so it ended up oddly shaping itself around your dick. Trust me. That's not girth. That's just lard.

I am so jealous that you've fucked your sex life over. No girl could fit that in and be enjoyed by it.
Good Job.

looks like the head never filled in

>implying he was ever going to lose his virginity

It's 7 5/8 inches. How are things at NASA?

Jesus christ op do you not get tired of being a faggot, stop posting your disgusting malformed dick

I split bitches in half... what are you doin? They say my cock is like giving birth

Nope.

What kind of woman, if any, would be able to handle that?

>Chad the chode
>motherfucker is jelly
>will never have a bigger dick than bruce jenner

Waste of dubs

You like?

Chad the chode takes on any woman that comes his way

Im a girl and that shit looks gross. Only loose ass bitches would want that shit. Like, it looks like ya dick has fuckin cancer. Please don't brag about your deformed tumor penis thing

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You know youd suck it, no one can resist chad the chode

Nice filename dumbshit.

>like giving birth
>they enjoy that

girth > length.
bitches lose their shit getting stretched out by that, Congrats OP.

How long does it take for the saline to be absorbed by your body? What sort of nerve damage do you cause doing that to your dick?

I don't get why people go so far past the "I clearly shoulda stopped" point with shit like that, blows my mind.

The great pyramid?

Ha, no. Im sure theres plenty of traps and dudes who would be into it. The head is like a baby shrimp dick head

>pencil dick detected

Not only is that not you (because you saved that image on Sup Forums), but the fact that you are pretending to be someone undesireable is beyond pathetic.

Youre just scared of it

Now that's a Seeing-eye cock if i ever saw one.

Your dick looks like a sombre noir detective.
A Penis Private Investigator.

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>Your dick
Except it's not his, dumbshit.

topkek

Circumcision ruined your penis.

C H O D E
O V E R L Ö D E

Don't talk to me you fucking tosser.

What are those tiny bumps on the front of your dick head

I'll talk to whoever I want to talk to, bitch.

XD
Pure rekt!

C H O D E
H
O
D
E

except me
fucking gayboy

Coming from a faggot like you, that really doesn't mean much.

Taking this kind of tone can erode people's confidence to contribute to a thread. Try to relax more.

Stop talking to me you fucking idiot

Post some where you fuck faggot

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Nope. I'm going to keep responding and there's nothing you can do about it faggot.

Well fuck you
that is a miserable and nasty thing to do
piece of shit

synthonol

Im afraid to inform you that you are suffering from a terminal case of samefaggotry

You pumped it

How can you tell?

what the fuck is wrong with the head?

Gold members get access to see people's chan ID

How do you get gold? How much?

do you see where it says "0" and has a line? that's where you start measuring from. that thing is over 7.5" which will probably send any woman who isn't initially put off by the weird shape to the hospital.

>you will never have a normal dick like this

Time stamp for proof

yo... tits.

That dick is not normal, look near the base.

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nigga, that looks like a tumor. better get as much use out of that thing as you can, that dick is gonna be medical waste soon

Lol you think it's surgically enhanced?

It's had part of it removed near the base.

that is the most busted looking dick in the world, like seriously

>normal dick
>circumcised
kek

What's so funny?

>mfw I see it

Or his right finger stretched the skin

"Doc I need you to remove part of my Dick please"

Said no one ever. Plus there is 0 scarring

underrated post

Then why is part of it legit missing?
Are you evil/stupid? Whitch?

implying there arent entire fetish groups centered around genital mutilation/removal

See Plausible explanations: Stretching the skin? Or dick removal surgery?

Remove my entire dick instead

>implying giving birth is pleasurable

It looks to be removed before?
I don't think that stretching it would do that.

You a tranny?

How would you know if you haven't given birth?

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That's different than doing whatever this dude is saying (A doctor surgically removing a portion somehow, for some reason, unrelated to any mutilation fetish).

Not that user but I have. 33 female here.

>missing the point so hard

steam whistle? u from toronto?

Oh... tricked again
typical of this website nowadays

We've all been bamboozled, abandon thread

ye, it's pretty illegal to get one's dick removed in my country

>reverse image searching dicks
Nigga there are not enough floats in the parade to display how much of a faggot you are

A lot for one cmputer
My mother said childbirth was painful, but not as painful as raising me to become a user of Sup Forums

He's laughing at how we will never have to deal with smegma while we laugh at his banana peel penis

What is wrong with being gay?

Fuck me that thing has diabetes

Feel like posting that sweet bp for us tonight?

Thank you

He didnt say gay he said faggot, completely different things

Ew, tho that isn't you obviously.

I'm dying

oh sorry
but why?

I'm sure anyone who's uncut would be focusing on the same thing if they were cut to make themselves feel better - wow, I don't have to clean my dick. How convenient.