Dick r8 thread?

Dick r8 thread?
Get in here.

Rate?

Opinions plix.

10/10 if below 18

0/10 if above 18

plz indicate which you are when posting your donger.

Get on my level pencil dicks

(this guy, btw: )

Who were you talking to?

I'm 33, at any rate. Here's sum moare.

I'm and im 19.

holy fucking shit is that real

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I like a chick to be able to deepthroat me without having to unhinge her jaw, no thanks.

How long are you though?

If your girth at that point is 6.5", then your head is pathetically skinny. Also, how the fuck would you even stuff that into a girl?

9/10 Chicks will cum all over that. Assuming you're straight.

Another of me.

I am straight.
Thanks for the confidence boost satan.

r8

admirable thickness
great hardness
good two-tone coloration
but weird brown spot by base. Mole?
extra line on urethra?
smallish tight balls

7/10 would please any lady

very big cockhead. Wow
foreskin retracts nicely
base too yellow
bad pubes

6/10

very handsome penis
great hardness, curve, size
huge urethral tube. Very hot
small testes
skin on head looks slightly irritated

solid 8/10. Super awesome dick, be proud

completely conical - almost comical
head nice and pink
healthy-looking besides being malformed


5.5/10 would suck until jaw went numb

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more 10/10

very good length
looks really hard
nice banana shape - lady pleaser
foreskin folded back nicely
head shiny and healthy

7.5/10 excellent wiener boss

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bad pic but o.k.
nice solid coloration
very long
great mushroom head
kind of a pencil dick
black or just brown?

6.5/10 maybe higher rerated with better pic

How can I get 8 here...

But 7.5 here?

It's literally the same dick.

o.k. size
good hardness
narrower at base than head - hot
nice big helmet
big blotch circumcision scar?
looks kind of like a dog dick, dont know why

6.5/10

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very sexy veins - masculine looking
wtf is wrong with your skin?
adequate size
head smaller than shaft - disappointing

3.5/10

R8?!

>kind of a pencil dick
really? never thought it was that thin
>black or just brown?
black

quality's bad because don't have my good camera atm

Serious with this question?
Better pic = better rating
Within .5 is shockingly close

I didnt realize they were the same dick
but Im impressed with my own consistency now that I know

The brown spots a freckle, not sure what the extra line is.
Thanks

great low-hangers!
very masculine weiner here
veiny and thick
head maybe too red/slick
pubes too long/too short - awkward length

7/10

Thanks! heres another of me from a different angle

very nice
like the slight curve
good size - thick
head overly ovaly?

7.5/10

5.5 inches

hit me

Rate

If you didn't realise, that's fair enough.

Also, the whole "small balls" thing - they're actually not that small, this photo was a combination of my posture and a very cold room making them shrink right up. Normally they hang and I've gotta be careful not to sit on myself because it FUCKING HURTS.

The "lady pleaser" comment is dead on - I've never had a complaint and had many, many compliments. Quite pleased with that, if I do say so myself.

Also, moar.

adequate length
good thickness
great coloration! so pink and smooth
big blunt cockhead

8/10 best in thread so far

Rate me. I'm bored.

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I hope you're a porn star because that shit is perfect.
10/10

Moar

wowwwweeee look at that
thats no dick, its a monster!
so long! a real womb-puncher
good color
smallish head in comparison
best curve in thread

7.9/10 truly a wonderful cock

you have a tumor on your dick

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what a god damn dick
truly awesome user
I take back small balls - theyre perfect
much hotter pic
love the fuzz

Whatchu think?

super nice pencil dick
perfect to deepthroat
looks super hard
best bush in thread! Hot!
great veins
nice cockhead

7.5/10

Lol, thanks.

This pic ain't the most flattering angle, but it does show how thick it is.

No girl has every had any serious trouble taking it all the way, as well. A few of them I had to make sure were massively wet and begging for it first, but most just took it all happily.

very nice

R8 me

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good pubes
good length
cockhead kinda squat
very nice
but lacking wow factor

7/10

not all in pic
super hard looking
skin blotchy and irritated
those calluses on your cockhead! take it easy man!

4/10

who wants to try to get snapchat nudes? kik anon8983

that is a super fucking dick. Id love to see you pounding a slut

I like this one
god length and thickness
nice and hard
perfect shape
ridge of cockhead is wavy?

7.5/10

What you think

I've got a pic of it inside my ex. See attached.

great weiner!
good curve and posture
great pale color
rock hard
big suckable head
small nuts?

7.5/10

average size
good hardness
slightly blotchy
slightly irritated skin
perfectly average dad dick

5/10

Don't mind me

good size
super hard
big bullet head
sickly coloration
gulf of foreskin too red
need to wash in foreskin more?

6/10

you are one magnificent stud
dick to be proud of, and put to good use

My peenus weenus

Sorry about broken neck, here's another shot. Shaved a few days ago in a rush, so don't mind the irritation

Why thank you.

Yes, I'm quite proud of it. I will admit I have a bit of an ego about it, but still.

Moar, this time inside my current girlfriend. This is a bit of an old photo, we took it when we made a fuck thread for Sup Forums.

nice and pink
really well-formed - perfect shape
good clean circumcision
head in perfect proportion
not very long
shave stops suddenly
great balls

7/10

come on man upload a vid

lets see if you can really put it to good use

Have another at this angle that's good. 7". As thick as the cardboard thing in toilet paper rolls.

Never took a video sadly.

Here's a shot of my load leaking out of her though.

Fuck, wrong pic. This one is the right one.

R8 bros?

good length
mushroom head
great left curve
love the pubes
good two-tone color
overly shiny
that one vein looks pissed

7.5/10

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My dick is straight and sags slightly downward when I have a boner like .

Is there any way I can give it and upward curve and make it point up like ???

no, your cock is naturally and permanently inferior

Post it

R8?

Too drunk to get a boner and I ain't posting that shit flaccid.

mine

r8?

long handsome dick
fuzzy nuts? hot
slight curve - also sexy, bitches love it
skin a little dry?
cockhead very blunt - almost flat at tip

6.5/10

cmon pussy, man up

ok size
awesome veins - super manly
dark circumcision scar - weirdly hot
big bulging cockhead
brown skin...but not black? Indian?

very good dick 7/10

Tendie/10

Your dick is like a gen 1 broken Optimus prime

I'm the owner of 3 of the 4 cocks you linked to (the first 3).

No, unfortunately outside of surgery there's no way to do what you're asking. It comes down to your individual "construction", so to speak; how the internal ligaments attach, the size and shape of the corpus spongiosum, and the ratio of skin on top to skin on the bottom.

I won't say you're not missing out though - I've had the curve described as making my penis "perfect" on more than a few occasions before.

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pretty pink weiner
very feminine penis - not gay
good coloration
tight nutsack
cmon with the nail polish. B8?

6.5/10

I fucking know. I'm a bifag and I like upturned dicks way better than straight dicks. Upturned dicks look so triumphant.

Thanks!

Ive made a lot of money from nudes :)

whats wrong with black nail polish?

>whats wrong with black nail polish?

r8 this

>flip woman upside down
>your dick now has "perfect" angle
easy peasy

Hrrrngggh!
look at that precum!
wow! thats hot
great foreskin too
nice color
o.k. size, a little short

6.5/10 would nurse on for hours

Actually no, that won't work for him either.

One of the advantages of an upward curve is what it does in the vagina when taking a girl from behind. It allows for contact to the vaginal walls in ways the girl may not have experienced before. They usually love it.

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