Waifu Claiming thread
>You waifu/husbando will/has died. How?
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Post fitting, non-sexual content
>Don't be gay, pretend you're normal and discuss stuff
>Insult others ruthlessly
>Consider an hero and your streaming options
>Keep RP to a minimum, ERP non-existent. Take it to >>>>/Trash/
>Drink alcohol
Most important: Have fun!
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DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
>SPIKE
Literally impossible. Only explanation is that 40 years have passed and she is now the Godess of Love. So she no longer appears to mortals unless she chooses to.
Rory claimed
We know, Spike. No need for the caps.
Akiko claimed
I'd have no shame showing myself but we do not pierce the veil. Might as well turn this into a r8 thread and avatarfag with our own faces thread if we do, effectively making this a shittier facebook group chat
The cam was just shaking when I took the shot
It's just a pic, relax~
Too bad he isn't mine~
Most civilized countries cap the drinking age at 21, no?
>Don't be gay
Too late
still here
and
disregard what spike
God, you people irk me.
I'm going for a jog.
What're your guys' thoughts on Kanye West? I personally think he's very good.
Bye
Later phone Tats. Enjoy your jog.
Awww damn it its sooo cute
Kanye is a cool guy I like him because he acts like a douche and I think its great
Nope.
Most Euro countries, Australia, Asian countries that count and South Africa all have the legal age as 18. America is the only one that insists on 21.
He WAS very good. As soon as he started Yeezus he went shit. Cant even give his new album away.
Too bad the little bugger isn't mine
We were just delivering him to their owners
Claiming sexiest waifu Korra
Kud claim
>Weird ass music ediion
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Go be healthy Tats!
QOTT Answer:
Probably got lead poisoning from this paint she's always covering herself in.
Claimed
>QOTT
Given my waifu, it might actually be from suicide.
Goddess of Love, eh?
Thats right. Your mine
Oh what the hell? I swear you said you had a sister that looked like Mirai once, you probably were drunk you fuckin alcoholic haha and i'm sorry to hear that about your brother
Some would even say, a songbird
oi, if i put ma money whey ma moth wus ya girl would av undreds comin out her soppin cunt
Wow, shoulda kept him
Also claiming
The threads holding her body to this reality broke again, and she returned to Beyond the Boundary.
Huh. I honestly don't remember saying that at all. None of my family are gingers who wear glasses.
You can count on your shipmates to stand guard while you sleep, haha. >some
Haha, of course. They're natural human traits. I don't believe in astrology, though. Ridiculous stuff.
Claiming.
I really enjoy his personality, along with his music. I like all of his albums besides 808's. He's truly one of the best artists of our generation.
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808's is the only one I like though
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Was Jesus's bag really filled with Math or just nike shoes for his dog?
I saw him again when I went to my niece's birthday party
He grew to be much more cute and beautiful!
I would prefer having him than our current cat
She's in heat and super annoying right now
Seriously? Sweet!
She stated it in the manga, she can take on an aspect of her god when she ascends. Since Love is also related to Death in the way that all things are, she chooses that path in 40 years.
There are better artists out there.
Sup claw
>I mean not claw
Okay I trust you can handle this.
Let me just get one more confirmed kill...
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Andddd done. Target destroyed.
Off to bed I go now.
>dead
Black Skinhead is an awesome song, the drums get me ready for some action. I have yet to listen to the life of pablo but I heard its okay.
No. Stop. That hurts.
Hit by a train or tripped onto a spike on the fence of her mansion.
So who's being the most autistic person in this thread today?
Jesus's bag was filled with gardening tools hen never uses because that lazy Mexican fuck forgot to come yesterday and my lawn needs landscaping
G...Goodnight, Mili.
Still you
Me.
If you ever turned a toaster over during toasting, would the ducks outside even change color?
Koko, being a literal autist.
>jokes, I love you all
Most likely of old age.
Wouldn't say it's completely ridiculous, while you're right they are human traits it's fun to acknowledge the fact that each one is special.
Horoscopes however are as bullshit as fortune cookies.
Wouldn't want it any other way
Well, it's time for me to go to bed. If you have to go to sleep at some time, have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu. If you have to go to job or currently at job (Rory?), don't stress out too much. Add me on Steam: steamcommunity.com
And remember my stupid catchphrase, stay genki!
Shit, maybe i was the too drunk one haha, although I swear it was you for some reason. but whatever. I don't have any gingers in my family either, cept my granpa who didn't pass that shit down cept for some patches of my beard
oh yeah cats in heat are annoying af haha
My liquor memory is terrible but I thought you had said you were a girl, Megumin.
There is Kazuki and then there is Claw
Im just drinking my coffee and watching youtube, nothing else going on at the moment
What about you?
I am!
>That's what happens when you flirt with my idol...
Night Beautiful
Noight Shiro, don't get triggered in your dreams :^)
Alright, I get it, you have down syndrome. No need to brag about it.
At work, trying to clean some pans and kitchen equipment.
>Fuck dishwasher mechanics
>coming in to fix it on Monday my ass
I cooked a dozen eggs last Monday. And I didn't eat any of them.
It felt good.
Also, I'll try to get on at around 6 AM central time.
No promises.
And she always do her annoying shit when I'm about to sleep
You're right, you have a terrible liquor memory~
Then stop posting and get to work
Are you actually knocking fortune cookies? Those things have changed my life. Take it back Maki
You have a beard? Growing it thick or shaping it? Or is it a neckbeard, kek.
Okay Kud I took a shower and I am feeling like 5x better than before! Thanks. I am gonna hit the bed now night night!
Cheers
>Mirai
The former Megumin is a girl.
Now Kongou.
Night Rikka!
I think I'm gonna' follow suit and hit the hay. It's been an interesting night guys, I enjoyed these threads immensely.
I have 1.5 hours to just do that. I got time.
:c
honor is fa da ded m8
that sounds about right, sleep time for humans is fuck time for cats haha
Tryin to grow it thick, definitely staying away form neckbeard haha
Lahey best character
Ah-....
AHHHHH HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA
AAAHHH HAAA HAAA HAAAAA HAAAAA
AAAAAAHHH HAAAA HAAA HAAA HAAAA
guess what game im playing
Wooo bed time for people. Is waifu going to slow down, now?
Can i stop lurking?
ff10?
and the worst cutscene ever?
Here here! He's my idol!! And yeah, got myself a good one around 3 inches, been thinking about cutting it for no reason but...I don't like having a baby face hah.
Good night you two, sleep well.
Let me pretend to leave so the 'cool kids' can show up
also, yes...
Except I dont have my streaming buddy to insult every aspect of the game with me to make it more fun
That made me chuckle~
I see
Goodnight you two qt's~
Exactly~
I ordered a bottle of Lagavulin 16 years the other week, can you tell me your thought on this if you ever drank it?
Has nothing to do with who's leaving, just so long as it's slower
Unless it's you spike, that one matters.
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>lurking
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Lahey is badass, and I haven't measured mine, but I feel you on the baby face, I look like a straight up toddler without my facial hair haha
>two shots my ass
Can't say i've ever had it, what kinda alcohol is it? I mean I'm sure its good so i'd drink it
Making my mouth water. I haven't had a good scotch like that in a year. I had a double shot neat when I got it in NM, and it was fucking brilliant. No comparison.
Sorry for breaking in there, but I love that scotch. Expensive as hell though. I wasnt really looking at prices at that point.
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Hi person who just pops out to bitch about people.
How're you doing today?
Sorry my only responding to one person and saying bye to one more doesn't count as lurking to you.
Her two shots are what I put in my coffee. Good woman. A friend of mine had to cut all his off for some sort of gas-mask fitting and I laughed hard. It's like you lose half of your face.
I dunno yet, it hasn't arrived yet~ seeOooh~ I can't wait for it to arrive! I should get it in 2 days~
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Oh shit, that sounds good
Oh yeah, shes a keeper for sure haha, and a gas mask fitting? the hell?
>lose half your face
exaaactly, I feel like I lose a lil homie
2 DAYS TILL TURN UP thats gonna be awesome haha
Even the way you talk is fucking annoying.
Glad to know you like it so much.
I do it just for you, babe.
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married
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Do want. Could probably buy a bottle. Cheaper than mine, South Island 23 year old single malt
>World whiskey day hooooo
90 dollars here isnt an expensive scotch.
Blow me.
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wow, you're shipping yourself with someone, hehe funny xd
split second faster
Told ya.
No.
>xd
stop
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOUR ARMS
Thank you for saving me from spider desu.
Hah.
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Why would I want to ship myself with Shizuru anyways?
I'm an adult
Perspective.
fuck off
It's hard to describe aged scotch, already but...everything you don't like about whisky was lost in Lag 16yr. The bitterness is replaced with some sort of fruit/clean/minor spice flavor, and the actual main of the taste was just full and wonderful. Highly satisfying. Please send some. I'll give you anything.
Don't ask me about my friends. You think I'M strange? Hah. And it IS good. It's wonderful in fact. But way too rich, I'm a till paying off that trip kek.
It doesn't cost $90 where I am. Costs $55+. Even more if you're ordering it per glass. I consider anything over $30 to be "expensive" because I don't make alot and if I'm drinking $60 of liquor, I'm gonna have gallons of it.
Woo, so cold to your new waifu desu.
Kidding.
You first.
Not as long as your living with me.
see
There's perspective then there's fucked up
that was fucked up
Kat claimed
It looks great! How expensive is it?Yeah, expect drunk shitposting soon~
Firstly, how would I send you some?
Secondly, what would I get out of it~?
I can't wait to finally drink it!
>have to post on mobile, Internet is shit today