BLOW GAYS V PHILTHIES THREAD

just get in here

BLANCO HR INCOMING DIGITS CONFIRM

Have the Phillies been keeping up the wins or did they drop off again?

they've lost 15 of their last 20 games

it's been pretty hard to watch

WEW

i don't get it.

Pete Rose still the hit king.Thats like counting college hits or minor league hits.

dammit Joseph was so fuckin close

EE was close too :^)

fuck this sport anyway

fuck off your commie govt will find you for saying that without their permission

Goins was pretty close too.

reyes wasn't

Asche was close too :^)

comfy

fack off ya cunt or I'll snogger ya sisters cornhole

lol
>blow gays
>in charge of not giving up a tying home run to a complete bust who just came back from rehab 2 weeks ago

>J Heck

you were good once

we smallball now

Did the Jays just manufacture a run? What the christ did I just witness

fuck off cunt don't just show up when the jays score either be a part of the thread or slit your wrists in a bathtub

firesale when?

seriously shoot yourself.You think the jays have it bad scoring runs?The phillies are LAST in scoring runs in the league and I don't ejaculate every time they score you fucking nigger jew spic beaner faggot

Oi lad don't be gabbin' at me m8 like that or I'll pip pip cheerio yer bollocks like monty did to them jerries swear on me mum

>BOO HOO WE GOT IT SO BAD BECAUSE WE WERE IN THE ALCS LAST YEAR AN HAVE A DECENT BASEBALL TEAM WAAAAAAAAAH

jays fans and canadians in general are insufferable cunts

Learn baseball terminology

I mean manufacture a run through smallball. Walk, steal base, sac fly that sequence is an example of smallball. The Jays usually get runs on dingers only, it was a refreshing change to see a brief second of technical baseball.

>The Braves offense is so bad it's non-existent

stop trying to act like your parents you cUcK

i just got back from walking the dog jesus christ dude

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baseball terminology is the stupidest shit ever.The dumb shit they say to describe some things is ridiculously downsy.Aside from a few terms, the rest is shit.

dam memeadelphia on suicide watch

I thought the chinese usually ate their dogs

Is there a rain delay? Why are they showing a AAA game?

>goins 2-2 with triple and RBI single

What planet am I on?

trAAAvis pls

The one where the jays are playing the Phillies so this is all just practice

there is no level of cu-ck deeper than that of the Philadelphia Phillies

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That was like 3 weeks ago.

>travis

>4th inning
>memestrada 58 pitches in

doesn't look good fellas

ya but he's the kind of guy who could get through the next 3 innings in under 20, you never really know with him

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>Northern American banter

I cannot imagine a person having less business posting in this thread than an Australian

It must be awful being a Philly fan with terrible teams and then have to watch all the Pittsburgh teams doing well every year

be kind to our kiwi friends

>all Pittsburgh teams doing well
aka the penguins

>kicking someone when their down

Remember when we didn't have a playoff appearance for 23 years?

The Phillies are rebuilding, give them a break. An actual rebuild too, not like what the Laffs do.

>australian
>kiki

It was so nice of them to let a team of crippled children play against the Blue Jays in a game of pretend Baseball.

Steelers should be good next year. Pirates are...ok, don't follow the NL that much desu.

>national league rules

I can't imagine being less interested in a game of any sport

I like the Toronto Blue Jays baseball team.

But the Leafs are actually rebuilding

>Matthews
>Marner
>Nylander
>Kapenen
>Hyman
>Reilly
>Carrick

They've got some good pieces, 14 picks in next weeks draft, as well as a 1st and 3 2nds in 2017.

>beaning martin on first pitch

someone's mad

The team will be matthews plus 24 pylons

>they might not finish in last place if they try really hard

So a bunch of young players and draft pick accumulation isnt considered a rebuild to you?

>murry

this is philly surrendering right?

literally edmonton 2.0

i think they need some veterancy like stamkos to pull from

Jesus christ this ump is fucking awful

Jamie Benn too

Hes been consistent the entire game for both teams, hard to complain.

>tfw the memes are over

What the fuck am I supposed to do until football season?

>Iggles

It doesnt get any prettier for you Philly fans does it?

true, I'd be surprised if they don't pick up one proven vet this offseason

It will be a good 3 years before the Leafs even get a sniff of the playoffs.

winning the cup next year faM

Well duh, Never said they were done rebuilding. Hope they finish 30th next year too, but I think they'll be ~25th with Matthews and Marner. Leafs are gonna be real good in 4 or 5 years once they develop and shed their bad contracts. Shanahan and LouLam have done nothing but good things since they got here.

wrong ontario team, famalam

Name three good things

>good job by Estrada to strike out the pinch hitter

Buck has had too much to drink

Traded David Clarkson
Drafted Nylander and Marner
Signed cost effective veterans each summer, trade them for Picks at the deadline. (Polak Twice, Winnik twice, Franson, etc.)
Traded David Clarkson
Hired Kyle Dubas to the AGM role, Mark Hunter as director of player personnel
Traded David fucking Clarkson

>neris

>Filthadelphia pitchers thinking they can get away with trying to hit Jays batters

forgot dumped phaneuf

Thats true

>SNES

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>hitting martin again

But what about his hands?

Remember when Neris was our best reliever?

big strong guy with nice soft hands

why is the thread so dead lads?

Because there are literally zero philthies fans

shit thread tbhqhwy lads

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WITH THE THUNDEROUS FLYOUT

hottest girl from Quebec can anglos """"canadians""" even compete

>putting in meme tier relievers

I'm here fampai, the memes are just dead so there's nothing to be happy about.

Collapse in progess

>jays bullpen

>watching June baseball

T. National League fan

>watching June baseball instead of fucking your dog
Remember that every day is a blessing. Don't take it for granted.

Sup Forums is that way

Not owning a different hat for every day of summer

Why live?

>storen
>gibbyflames,jpg

What's your best "dad" joke sp?

My dad walked into a bar...

Ouch

>storen

Son:Mom dad, I'm gay
*dad clenches fists*
Mom:HONEY DON'T
Dad:HI GAY, I'M DAD