I work at a morgue ask me anything

i work at a morgue ask me anything

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Did you ever fuck a corpse?

What are your refrigerator temperatures?

what are the answers to last nights homework

Do you treat the white corpses any differently to the coloured corpses?

Have you ever seen someone come in to fuck a body?

Does it pay well?

How did you get the job?
I want to stick it on a cold chick too

did you ever finger a corpse ?

not OP but also work in a forensic department which has a mortuary. Depends on the position in the facility but generally no lol

no but we do treat them differently based on gender (meaning the hips and breast not the sexual stuff)

Are you going to answer any questions?

Do you ever invite your friends around for a cold one?

yah...

can you post any nude pics?

no answers.. is OP dead?

Naploeon Bonaparte enforces the Continental system on Europe. This year is his highest point.
His invasion of Russia goes well at first; but due to a lack of proper logistical planning and a poor understanding of Russian weather and politics he is forced to retreat. His Grand Army of 500,000 is reduced to tens of thousands. Not much can stop the new Anti-Bonaparte coalition from winning now
Napoleon is in exile after being captured. His Empire is no more

sorry was just on facebook

how often have you violated corpses?

there is actually a homeless guy that comes in every day and asks "can i come in just to see my wife?" all the chicks i work with think its sweet but im just like "fuck off dude, we burned her last year"

Thought he was working as a corpse in the morgue for a while there. Also I believe the proper phrasing is
>is OP kill?

Is it hard to be fucked in the ass by a floppy dead penis?

what this guy said
V V V V V

not often, but yah we do that

never full on fucked one but ive done some pretty bad shit

Ever take selfies with the residents?

>all the chicks i work with
hot one's?
Gothic vampire girls?

normally at 3 c

i cant take pics since my boss doesn't let us take phones inside

Haha, good one! I wonder why, eh? So do tell the story? I am sure somebody asked your boss before and I am 100% sure he had a story to tell, they all do...

3 girls
>1 chubby English Asian
>1 thin Australian nerd
>1 actual goth girl who smells like smoke and weed every fucking time she walks in

not really, they just dont let us take phones in

Did you see some supernatural things ?

if seeing a bird fly into the front door and die is supernatural then yes

can confirm this. Most mortuaries don't allow phones on the floor.

op are you a technician or more off the floor work related? FP here

im on floor

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Sup Forums would be empty if there were no cancer threads. Embrace the absurd and become the cancer. I assume that's what you're trying to do with this cancerous post?

how many dead bodies did you fuck today?

none

ever wanted to ?

have you ever had a prominent person?

youtube.com/watch?v=UnkZvdsI37o

Roll trips fuck a corpse,deal?

fuck yah
there was a 10/10 that came in one time that had been raped then strung, all i managed to do was grab her tits and slip a finger in

Has a body you were working on ever actually not been dead?

Was she still wet?

Do you work at a morgue?

never

no its easy just glue popsicle sticks to it

Ever stuck a finger in a dead girls poosii?

scroll up

i see you have, i have another question. What is the most disfigured corpse you have seen?

Good call not fucking the dead rape victim be v& pretty hard after that.

Please elaborate.

when doing an autopsy/autopsy report there are breasts and larger hips as opposed to men not having breasts and having smaller hips

thank you for not letting me down Sup Forums.

guy that opened his door and some guy came at him with a chainsaw, no shit

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>molested before & after death

sounds like a cannibal corpse song

how bad is the smell?

This seems like a good place for this video.


If dubs someone in this thread will be dead in 24 hours.

pics?

Pic of the goth stoner cute I love her girl faggot I love black lipstick and formaldehyde at 7:08 a.m help me cum

mostly covered up by the smell of disinfectant

One of those bodies had pretty decent tits

You know the one i meam

>bird for the bird god
>keks

the fuck? they hang you up? what about the fatties?

Got any pics?

Have you ever worked on a false flag?

fuck off

What have you done? I need details.

Touch my dick

sauce? How do they keep so much bodies without freezing them? Is that some medical stock?

he must of looked unrecognizable.

This is making me stiff

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Proof

fingered a little girl
i wont say more

I live in Russian ask me anything

scroll up ive said it before

illCRACK YOUTR FICKING SKULL IN YOU FILTHY PEDO FUCK

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not pedo if she's dead

.. What if the little girl has been dead for several years, and was at least 18 when fingered?
I find this odd!

just to clarify she was 12-13 or something

where are you when john is kill?

how many times have you been caught fucking a corpse

UK fag here, I'll green text a story relevant to this thread

>girl I knew from Wales goes on a girls holiday to Magaluf
>girlsontour.jpeg
>one of the girls is a police woman gets talking with a local guy
>chickboner.exe
>policeslut disappears of with spainfag
>policeslut gets barebacked by spainfag for two nights in a row before the girls fly home
>week later things are not right in policesluts underpants
>goes docs for tests and gets antibiotics
>comes back a week later for test results and two police fags are with the doctor
>turns out the sti policeslut caught can only be caught from fucking corpses
>gives police fags details of spainfag
>turns out Spainfag works in a morgue
>spainfag goes to prison for fucking dead bodies

Mfw I'm told that story

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zero

There are no stis for the dead. You absolute fucking knobhead.

>are you single ?
if not, how's your sex life ?
you see naked corps every day, does it make you want to see your gf naked less ?

>do you have any problem when eating meat or steak ?

there are no sti's but there are general diseases you can get, so dont talk shit about med fag stuff unless you are a med fag

it makes me want to fuck her more and in more concerning ways
and i actually eat rare steak all the time

next question,

what's your favourite position when having sex with your gf ?
and why ?

her tied up while i do her from behind among other things along the same lines because im a sadist

>turns out the sti policeslut caught can only be caught from fucking corpses

>turns out the sti policeslut caught

>turns out the sti

can only be caught from

sti

fucking corpses

dont talk shit about med fag stuff unless you are a med fag

med fag

heres something to ruin your entire argument
what if he didnt mean sti?

wooo its like riddick....